ok so 15min ago i was jacking off, and i hear someone ring my doorbell. i thought it was UPS dropping on some of my friend’s packages so i went to go wave at the guy because he knows to leave stuff by the door. so i open it up and this lady is standing there. she’s running for some government office and she shoves her hand in my face. i couldn’t leave her hanging, bros. i shook it.
yeah, i got some precum on her hand.
yeah, after she left i promptly washed my hands so i could finish jacking off. don’t trust any hos.
Lucky for you, the presence of a significant sperm count in pre-ejaculatory fluid is very rare. She might use your DNA to impregnate herself and take your ass to Maury.
Today is my 1st day off in 3 weeks. I have only had 6 days off in 3 months before this. I send messages to friends via text, asking if they want to chill, days in advance. They don’t respond. I call my best friend ever, he does not answer or call back. I leave messages on facebook just to start a conversation with people I knew in high school, asking whats up, they delete it and post on the feed they ate 2 doritos.
I go on XBL, to play some SFIV, which I love, but at times wish I had people to see. I cant even have fun on XBL because people are sending hate messages and being rude in and out of game. Every day off is meaningless I have, I should be at work, at least making money, but I do not want to be at work because people treat me like shit there too. I had to drive past protesters yesterday, protesting my place of business as corporate greed while the protesters are drinking Starbucks and listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers on ipods.
At least I have you SRK, reading some of the posts throughout various threads with people getting into heated arguments over Sagat’s tiger knee in vanilla SFIV at least make me smirk a little. I did go to Burger King today, that was nice.
I went to elementary school with Ciara. She actually came to a sleep over of my sister’s at my house. My sister was so fucked up to her that we had to take her home in the middle of the night.
Maybe your best friend wants to chill his ass off too…
Also high school ‘friends’ are usually just associates that want nothing to do with you after high school… get over that shit imo… hey it shocked me too…
I could give a fuck about total strangers playing a game online, just enjoy yourself…
Get a gf if being alone bothers you too much, but if you can’t stand being alone, you’ll just get used by women who know you have no direction without them…
Burger King sucks… for the price they charge, Five Guys is>>>>>>>> that charcoal shit they add makes me feel sick to my stomach…
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I like five guys a lot actually, but all the employees, despite there being like 10-15, seem to have a had time reading and counting, so everything takes forever. Good food though, nothing better than when they had you a bag dripping with grease because then it is om nom time.
And I know, my last post here was a cool story from a bro. I apologize.
Did she really die TIS? I don’t see any news on it.
I remember watching James Bond as a youngster and being very confused seeing he/she/it onscreen, until James tried to seduce her and I realized that James is always a ladies man… even if the lady looks like a man.
I still can’t believe Dolph Lungren had a near-decade long sexcapade with her. She must’ve really been a freak.
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