SRK Lounge Ver 67. It's my thread I choose the title

[SoVi3t]

Real Wendy has destroyed every bacon laced burger fantasy I have ever had. Since we are on the topic of shit, is it possible to be so backed up and constipated that you actually vomit shit from your mouth ala South Park. How much worse would this “Shomit” taste?

Wendy isn’t his daughter. The real Wendy was his neice.

Hell, Dave was adopted (and also HE, not the colonel, was the genius behind KFC)

[Sp33dking89]

tuesdays are so badddd

[Million]

“Shomit” might make for an interesting character idea in that Modnation Racers…yeahhhhh… The Shomit or “Sheldon the Shomit”… Victor the Vengeful Vomit in his Voluminous Velociraptor Vehicle…YESSSSSS!

[kaz]

Bitch said the dumbest shit over dinner last night. Some way or another we got on the subject of paternity (pretty sure her ex husband came up), and she brought up one of the papers she wrote during her senior year. It was on the about family law, and one of the things she brought up was if a father were to find out that the kids he was taking care of werent his. Should he be responsible for paying child support after finding out they aren’t his?

Me: Ok, what did you say?

Her: Oh I believe a man should be obligated to pay child support for kids that aren’t his.

So what was her reasoning?

[ViciousSLASH]

They are trying to hard with Skullgirls. I hope it sells like 30 million copies and becomes the main game at evo.

I am still pretty blown away that Capcom won’t put in button mapping ont he character select screen. That si the laziest shit in the world that could be fixed in like a week. I know nothing about coding and all that, but I am sure that patching that wouldn’t take a lot of time.

[Muff_Daddy]

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Paging RockB to the thread.

[Carpet_Lint]

I have peered inside the mind of womankind before, and I think I can reason out their thinking. Or more accurately, I abandon all logic and think only in terms of irrational emotion and nonsense…

Guarantee you that this woman’s thinking regarding the child support was that it was “for the sake of the child.”

Because some MAN somewhere has to support the child. Doesn’t matter if it’s the biological father or not, some man somewhere has to pay the woman some money.

Some man somewhere is paying this woman money to raise this child. Doesn’t matter who the man is or what rational, logical, legal relationship he has with the child - some man must give money to some woman. It’s a matriarchal society, that is how they think.

God forbid the woman in this situation has to take care of the fucking kid herself - nope, some dude somewhere owes her something. Someone always does. It’s all the same, ask any of them, I bet all women lean this way even if they know better not to admit it in conversation.

One bitch in the world, one with many faces.

[nameingway]

Hell, Dave was adopted (and also HE, not the colonel, was the genius behind KFC)

that isn’t true at all.

[Pimp_Willy]

Those cops had way too much patience for that situation. It was like watching a Chappelle show sketch of “When keeping it real goes wrong” only with no comedy

[SoVi3t]

that isn’t true at all.

Dave Thomas (businessman)

He was adopted at 6 weeks by Rex and Auleva Thomas, and as an adult would become a well-known advocate for adoption, founding the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption

In the mid-1950s, Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Col. Harland Sanders came to Fort Wayne to find restaurateurs with established businesses in order to try to sell KFC franchises to them. At first, Thomas, who was the head cook at the restaurant, and the Clausses declined Sanders’ offer, but the Colonel persisted and the Clauss family franchised their restaurant with KFC and later also owned many other KFC franchises in the Midwest. During this time, Thomas worked with Sanders on many projects to make KFC more profitable and to give it brand recognition. Among other things Thomas suggested to Sanders that were implemented; KFC’s signature chicken bucket (to keep the chicken crisp), reduce the number of items on the menu, focus on a signature dish, and introduce the trademark sign featuring a revolving red-striped bucket of chicken. Thomas also suggested Sanders make commercials that he appear in himself. Thomas was sent by the Clauss family in the mid-1960s to help turn around four ailing KFC stores they owned in Columbus, Ohio. By 1968 he had increased sales in the four fried chicken restaurants so much that he sold his share in them back to Sanders for more than $1.5 million.[4] This experience would prove invaluable to Thomas when he began Wendy’s about a year later.

yes, yes it is in fact true. KFC was failing until Dave came along.

[nameingway]

kfc was founded by the colonel though, so without him there would be no kfc. thus, colonel sanders is responsible for kfc.

[Starhammer]

Bitch said the dumbest shit over dinner last night. Some way or another we got on the subject of paternity (pretty sure her ex husband came up), and she brought up one of the papers she wrote during her senior year. It was on the about family law, and one of the things she brought up was if a father were to find out that the kids he was taking care of werent his. Should he be responsible for paying child support after finding out they aren’t his?

Me: Ok, what did you say?

Her: Oh I believe a man should be obligated to pay child support for kids that aren’t his.

Her: Goes into explanation

Me: Doesnt hear damn thing she says because all I can think about is this

I don’t understand how you can logically defend that opinion.

Dude, Logic has nothing to do with this. You should’ve asked her if the man had children by another woman during the marriage if his wife should be obligated to pay for them. Watch the answer and laugh.

-Starhammer-

[Starhammer]

Paging RockB to the thread.

Video became private before I could see it. Sounds like another case where some stairs could be a usefull implement.

-Starhammer-

[ViciousSLASH]

They are trying to hard with Skullgirls. I hope it sells like 30 million copies and becomes the main game at evo.

I am still pretty blown away that Capcom won’t put in button mapping ont he character select screen. That si the laziest shit in the world that could be fixed in like a week. I know nothing about coding and all that, but I am sure that patching that wouldn’t take a lot of time.

I’m just going to quote this as a record of bad typing. They are trying SO hard, not “to” hard. Oh ViciousSLASH, you so dum.

[SoVi3t]

kfc was founded by the colonel though, so without him there would be no kfc. thus, colonel sanders is responsible for kfc.

And nintendo was a trading card company 100 years ago but the NES is where they made their name. Before Dave, KFC was a failing restaurant with a horrible menu

[nameingway]

you ate there? dang.

[Muff_Daddy]

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time

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Calvin Coolidge and Dorothy Parker with the monster kills.

[Grog]

Props to Churchill also!

[The_Invincible_Swordsman]

Question TIS- When your **wife **sees you watching these shows with pseudo-teenage girls, does she ever say or do anything?

Or do…

Spoiler

the kid(s) watch them too and you just have “family time” with them when the show is on?

I never watch them when my wife is in the house and the kids are gone. If we’re in the house alone, I’m usually trying to fuck her, or we’ve fucked already, or she turned me down, and we’re BSing in bed or doing something constructive. I rarely watch them when the kids are/were around.

The kids don’t watch The Vanessa Morgan show. They don’t think it’s funny. I actually agree with them in that respect. The teeny bopper shows they like are: Victorious (AKA The Final Justice Show), ICarly, George Lopez (AKA The Masiela Luscha show), and (sometimes) Good Luck Charlie.

I love looking at my favorite teeny boppers but I don’t record the shows or try to catch them or anything when I’m home. My wife already thinks I’m in love with Amerie.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

No need to give her more crazy thoughts about things that will never happen.

[Warpticon]

So what was her reasoning?

He doesn’t know. Hell, there might not even have actually been a woman and he was just looking for yet another excuse to post a million random bullshit pictures again.