SRK Lounge Ver 67. It's my thread I choose the title

I hope you kicked her in her ovaries.

I knew I shouldn’t have watched that video. I KNEW IT.

Real Wendy has destroyed every bacon laced burger fantasy I have ever had. Since we are on the topic of shit, is it possible to be so backed up and constipated that you actually vomit shit from your mouth ala South Park. How much worse would this “Shomit” taste?

i havent clicked it…is it that creepy?

well, you might have understood if, you know, you actually listened to what she had to say.

My Babysitter is a Vampire is on. :party: :party: :party:

It’s an all new episode.

EDIT* Maaaaaaaaaan… Vanessa Morgan’s mannerisms are so fucking sexy. Awwwwww maaaaaaaaannnnnn… Please God… never let me meet her in person.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

There’s a new girl on the show. I swear to god, she looks like she’s either a teenage Stacey Dash or a daughter of Stacey Dash.

Child support laws are fucked. America is a matriarchal society, most people just don’t realize it yet.

It was on a different forum, but I remember a story about a guy who was on heroin which caused him to become constipated for a month. And he did vomit shit.

there is not logical explanation.

You don’t vomit shit. You get an impaction and die.

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/poopvomit.html

Yeah, no excuse there. There is no reason a man that isn’t the father of a kid should be stuck paying child support for it.

Sadly Stabby. It happens all the fucking time and no one cares.

It’s too bad Rock has the attention span of a 5 year old I’d like to know what her bullshit reasoning was.

You tell that skank to pick the right nigga to go on Maury after the test proves that YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!

You do not take out your check book and ask that bitch if you should make it out to cash.

I can tell you it.
Because, its for the sake of the child.

I’ll support that child by teaching it kung fu, then enrolling it in illegal underground tournaments in Thailand or some shit. Good, honest, dirty money.

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

WOOTAH!

YOU FIGHT TO SURVIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEE!!!

I love Bloodsport! It’s one of my all time fave movies.

Question TIS- When your **wife **sees you watching these shows with pseudo-teenage girls, does she ever say or do anything?

Or do…

Spoiler

the kid(s) watch them too and you just have “family time” with them when the show is on?