what type of activities do you want to partake in? Of course there is all the theme parks and such. The downtown club scene is ok if you are into that type of stuff.
Nope she let me do it since she sucked on my nipples… lol
(Lol at chipping to death the laggiest Dark Phoenix ever.)
Damn. I’ve been up for five hours and haven’t started working? Have to change that.
Also, still need to find a doctor. I’m already lax about it when I hadn’t wanted to, though I suspected I would after realizing that I’ll have to wait a week anyway.
Okay. Looking at this one, I have to admit that it was rather funny, if only because of the Streets of Rage sound effects.
Shiva damn, Streets of Rage kicked so much ass, especially [media=youtube]LwS3_SRO2yQ&feature=related[/media]-wise. It’s one of those rare game series where the first game was already pretty damn good.
…Great, now I’m pissed again that I still can’t find my Genesis.
Ugh. I laughed at this because of the current “We Are Functional Alcoholics” avatar you have.
Taking the wife on a trip for the anniversary…
That sort of thing. Not really into clubs etc.
Can’t believe someone threw a punch ahahahahahaha.
That is absurd.
Imma have to stage some ish here to create more drama.
wtf why did that fight break out? Who was in the fight?
I was eating this weird meal my roommate cooked, and I thought I had spilled some ground beef on my WWE All Stars case, so I just tossed it back into the bowl, and finished her up.
Then, when I went to smoke a bowl, I noticed the weed I had set aside was gone, did the math, and realized I ate 2 grams of pot.
Gave me a pretty decent body buzz, but nothing spectacular
edit:
in the last lounge thread, somebody was asking about irish songs or celtic songs, or some shit like that
[media=youtube]yq4BPhyj3BU[/media]
Few songs have actually brought a tear to my grizzled face
haha
I already have a foot cast on, so im going to talk shit 
and then BIONIC ARM!!!
reminds of Al Bundy getting his ass kicked time and time again in this episode
[media=youtube]9lkzCziDyRw[/media]
or rushing down someone like in this one
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(I’ll give the Irish lass a listen later. I really need to shave and take a shower and get out of here for a bit.)
Lol at that fullscreenultra guy’s/gal’s channel between [media=youtube]RJtzA8deLcI&feature=related]“Marn’s Story” (mean and trite as it is) and [(vulgar as it is).
Also, when the hell did [media=youtube]NlqTd_VBeKY]*Sonic 4[/i[/media] come out?
…Seriously? The names are in the title and [url=http://shoryuken.com/f3/srk-lounge-ver-6-when-we-last-left-our-heroes-269832/index2.html#post10457498]Missing Person talked about it just a page back (even if you are on 25 posts per page).](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Yq9i7iDf0[/media)
…And having been on the subject of licking people, I’m starting to wonder if you’d give up a contact high like Robin from Shortpacked! considering the descriptions of your casual drug use. (I’m including alcohol here.)
That punch was just sad, but those moobs were even sadder.
Black People + Marvel =…
Peanut butter+Jelly
Brown+Smooth= …[spoiler=]Spencer nerf.[/spoiler]
As I see it.
Anyway…
last weekend i went to go shoot video for a black people wedding in Texas on Surfside Beach to help my black friend QUICK (you may know him from my story I’m Still Trying to Quit My Job) out. he was friends with the bride and [media=youtube]7_8K01DgLts"]her brother (the dude that *allegedly [i have to say that so i won’t get sued][/I[/media] so we got to go to the rehearsal dinner.
me, QUICK, F-Bully, and F-Bully’s parents. waited and waited and waited until the bride, groom and entourage showed up (almost 2 hours later). it was 8:15. the restaurant closed at 9 and nobody had their food yet. by the time everybody sat down, the servers started rushing food out. F-Bully kept checking out the server’s butts. finally everybody got their food (over 30 people) and right before people started to dig in
clink clink clink
here we go :rolleyes:
ok, so the groom stands up and starts talking… and talking…
and talking… (he’s giving each of his groomsmen a bio to everybody there. this was ridiculous)
and then he does the best thing i’ve seen all year so far. while he’s talking, he starts visibly getting misty-eyed. then mid sentence he explodes into tears while screaming "I PROMISE IMMA TAKE CARE OF MY KIIIIIIIIIIIIDZ!" like he was sobbing. everybody was like “awwwwwwwww dat’s a good black mang. he got strenf (why can’t black people say ‘strength?’)” except me because i was biting my lip so i wouldn’t laugh. no way i can take this shit seriously now. i pulled out my cell phone and text QUICK who is sitting right next to me the line “soft ass dude.” 5 minutes later (dude is still talking and crying) QUICK pulls out his cellphone and reads the text. he gives me this look like “ok that was kinda funny, but u shouldn’t have said that.” whatever. i have absolutely 0 emotional connection to these people. dude was talking so long people said “fuck it” and started eating halfway through his teary speech. i hadn’t eaten since 6 that morning so i was like “fuck it” and started eating too.
so groom sits down (it’s 8:45) then the bride stands up. then she starts talking
and talking… and talking
and talking (her speech is mostly about how the groom was treating her bad throughout the relationship- WHAT? 
)
(it’s 9:20)
then EACH OF HER FUCKING BRIDESMAIDS stands up and gave speeches
THEN THE PARENTS STOOD UP AND GAVE SPEECHES
THEN F-BULLY STOOD UP AND GAVE A SPEECH AND STARTED CRYING, WHICH MADE ME LOOK EVEN WORSE TO QUICK BECAUSE OF THAT TEXT I SENT HIM MAKING A JOKE AT THE WUSSY GROOM’S EXPENSE :mad:
we got out of there at 10:35.
at 11 we had to go into the brides hotel room and shoot interviews with everybody staying in the room. a bunch of slightly inebriated black chicks in boxer shorts and no makeup talking shit about black men. Sgt Willie Pete would have literally had an aneurysm listening to these women.
*“oh, les talk about the worst dates we ever had”
“ooh yeah girl one time this dude picked me up in a hoop-d can you belee dat shyt?”
“aww hell naw gurll”
"one time dis dude made me pay for mah food. fuck dat broke ****"
i’m not paraphrasing, this is all on video.
oh, and also the food at the dinner sucked and had small proportions so we had to go to IHOP after.
what happened Saturday and Sunday will be coming up later. i feel lazy today- because it is the anniversary of my birth 
Thats wtf I’m talkin about. BX^^^^
This was obviously about to happen thouugh. People have been dissing Noel lately. “WTF was Noel when MvC2 was out?”
(Hunh. The business with the bank went rather smoothly. The point I’m almost disappointed. Hmmm…)
Ah, I see. So Sonic 4 came out last summer. [media=youtube]f6-1cGzPn3E&feature=related]How…[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWhRF9szgQ[/media]
In related news, damn, this fan 3D is [media=youtube]ZxXycBv3Rlk&feature=related[/media] (Curiously attractive for hedgehog yadda yadda.)
Meh.
gives an honestly apathetic shrug
She has a nice voice, but I felt no pathos from it (and I don’t think you have to be Irish to). Maybe it’s because I’m heartless…or maybe it’s just because I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Irish song with lyrics that wasn’t fucking depressing; those aren’t mutually exclusive, but you get my drift–tragedy is pretty much par for the course when it comes to the Irish.
Seriously, the closest thing I can think of to an upbeat Irish song is [media=youtube]vz9nHvmdAb4[/media] by Da Vinci’s Notebook, which is…yeah.
Lol. All of this is so unfortunately believable, right down to the “ebonics” (or perhaps that counts as southern dialect in this instance). Why the hell were random people interviewed anyway?
Those servers must have hated you. Then again, I’m sure they hate all wedding parties and, hey, since it’s the south, they already hate black people. Two-fer!
Are you getting dragged to the wedding too?
So you turn 1 today? That certainly would explain a lot.
i just assumed the food sucked because it was a wedding dinner and the food always sucks at those things. also it wasn’t 100% black. there were a few white people there, and i think some (white) dude was dating a Eurasian (possibly Eurasian. she looked mixed, but not mixed with black. she was attractive.). i have no idea what the pre-wedding day hotel interview was about. oh, i forgot they started freestyling in the hotel room. black girls can’t rap*.
and yeah we had to shoot the wedding Saturday. Sunday was the ride back.
also there was a (count- 1) black chick there with nice calves. her name? Organelle. FART
1 in transhuman years.
*Sunday foreshadowing
DEAD Organelle? What the fuck does that even mean?
dude, when they said her name i thought to myself “…like mitochondria ?” then when i got back home i checked to see if mitochondria was an organelle and it was. 
Bio101 fools
EDIT:
FACK, PUFF!
(Oh good. You’re back to the Tom avatar, Cryoh. I was getting weirded out.)
Hunh. Quite a few [media=youtube]94Hn1XhyWB0&feature=related]3D *Sonic[/i[/media] that seem better than the most recent ventures, nostalgia aside.
Although, nostalgia-wise, it is making me even more annoyed that I still have no idea where my Genesis is. I suppose I’ll try to clean…once I come back from that walk. [/awesome procrastination abilities]
I gathered as much given that, you know, you were there.
…Why specifically describe her as “Eurasian”? She was that vaguely ethnic?
Given the nature of rap, I don’t not sure that most people can rap well, assuming that “rap well” isn’t something of oxymoron. But, hey, it’s something else in the long list of things that most black women fail out.
makes face of utter surprise
Ah.
You know what’s bad about this. Given the (ghetto) black obsession with (literally) “Uneeque” names, I initially read this as “Originelle”…which still manages to be a hell of a lot better than “Organelle” as a person’s name.
Seriously, what the fuck? Frank Zappa’s kids have less weird names. Should have just went all the way and DBZ’d that bitch by naming her “Cell”.
I wasn’t aware you were a Scientologist. Good to know.
Punch Tom Cruise in the crotch for me if you get the chance, please.