SRK Lounge ver 5 "Put on your sunday's best! Photon Cannon!"

I keep forgetting that Haim is dead.

As I see it.

Ugh I’m outta shape =/

Then get in shape!

HOOOO RAH!

I know…I used to able to run around and not feel like I died afterward =/

Biometric wallet is ‘virtually indestructible,’ opens with your touch - Yahoo! Shopping

$825.

For a wallet.

If they were smart they partner up, and slap a LV, Gucci, Versace, DG, Burberry, CK, or any other type of logo on it and charge for like $5,000.

They will definitely get buyers who are just trying to show off. Now they will only get buyers from people who wants it’s usefulness.

Man Receives Oral Sex, Ordered to Pay Child Support | MND: Your Daily Dose of Counter-Theory

WTF man…

Was she black?

WTH? How does that even work?

Don’t swallow, and then spit it out in a cup? Last put it in the freezer section of the frdige.

I vaguely remember AZ telling us a story about how he found his shit in the fridge once.

She actually went that far…?

Judges always make ridiculous rulings, but this is definitely retarded.

Yea but they should have died by the time she could actually do anything meaningful with them…You can’t just toss the little guys into a freezer to thaw for later use.

sounds like a crazy white girl to me. but in the end…black or white…dont trust a bitch who doesnt swallow.

I come home from work, I start telling the lady a story, she tells me " I’m not interested in that at all. " so I stopped talking and made myself dinner. I talk to people all day at work. If someone is going to save me the effort of not talking to them. I’ll take it.

Round is a shape

As for blowjob news, that was a storyline in Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park author) last book (I think). Asian chick blows a dude then deposits load into her snatch, gets a black dude to punish fuck her, then accuses first dude of rape. That’s scary shit chicks can do with “Teh Vag”

Also, why is nobody playing my drunk ass in Mahvel 360?

Women who accuse people of rape are stupid. Rape case doesn’t help them in any way. 1st you’re letting everyone know you got fucked. 2nd the court will revisit all sexual encounters you ever had and everyone gets to know about every single dude you ever fuck. 3rd the trial is long as fuck so everyone gets to laugh at you for a few years.

If you have been legitimately rape then yes go for it to get justice. If it’s date rape you’re not going to win, becuase you put yourself in that situation. Not only that but if you have a lot of history + it’s a date rape trial you’re fucking yourself over when they found out you fuck 50 other guys in the last few years. Not only do you not win, but you look like a slut/whore.

You just owned yourself. Congratulations.

I just realized something
I am an asshole online lol.
10 - 0 btw… Where be everyone??

You’re nowhere near asshole level. I lurked on SRK since like 02 before I made an account in 05. Took me 3 years to learn the art of being a dick, and I’m still no where near the biggest jerk on this forum.

I’m gonna need a good hangover cure guys.

Pho.

(Insert random shit so I don’t get an infraction for 1 word reply.)