Niggas please, that movie ain’t even on The Room tier, and it certainly can’t even begin touching The Doomsday Machine.
Shit, its not even on Plan 9 from Outer Space tier. SMH at your bad taste in bad movies.
Everyone should watch “The Base” as it is Mark Dacascos best movie.
American Ninja 1-5 as well. Not Dacascos but Michael Dudikoff does the damn thing.
Do not challenge me in bad action movies. I live for them. fuck yo shitty horror movies.
When I hit up buffets, my goal is to eat as many animals as I can, mixed with noodles, mushrooms, and broccoli.
and american ninja 1 was actually pretty good, when it was made.
Pssh bad movies? Me and my friend used to watch horror movies all the time. Horror being one of the worst genres ever, I’ve seen some godawful shit.
Funny man - involves some killer clown living in a mansion. Sarumon is in it (no wonder Ian McKelling in the LOTR DVD appendices said he underestimated Christopher Lee as an actor since he’d been in some utter garbage)
Lucky
This one is about a talking dog that corrupts his owner. The owner starts out by fantasizing about S&M. Then the dog kills the owner’s gf. The owner is bummed out, so he has sex with the corpse. Then the owner kills the mailwoman who talks shit about him. Then he gets an erection and has sex with the corpse. Then one day he kidnaps a girl and keeps her prisoner. He chokes her unconscious. Every time she wakes up he chokes her unconscious again. This repeats until she is dead. Then he fucks the corpse. Later, he just goes around killing girls and not even bothering with the necrophilia anymore.
The movie isn’t even disturbing, just hilariously bad. With Jap movies, the gore is disturbing (ie Audition, A Living Hell, and Ichi the Killer). I’m not a fan of those kind of movies, but at least they evoke a powerful emotional response from me. I’m not sure if laughter was what they were going for in Lucky.
Last House on the Left (Original) - again, they were trying to go for a deeply disturbing movie but I ended up laughing. Two girls are kidnapped, raped and killed. Sounds horrible, but they play happy go lucky music as the girls are kidnapped, and uplifting music after one of the girls is raped and the killer shoots her in the head. So the rest of the movie is about how their parents get revenge … The mom gives a blowjob to one of the killers, and then BITES OFF HIS DICK! ugh. LOL WUT? at least she didnt have sex with the corpse.
House About a haunted house, but then it turns into some movie about vietnam war vets. Ugh. It got stupid real fast.
yeah i was amazed that Last House On The Left’s remake sucked so bad, even when compared to the fucked up original.
House was awesome, it got crazy. Plus, Coach was in it. When Norm from cheers comes or whoever comes over, and they open the closet…wow, didnt see that coming
And B horror is bad for a reason. Some movies are bad for no reason.
countdown to site explosion in 5,4,3,2,1…
Yes I know exactly what you mean, and that’s because TVC was it’s own game, everything was built for it. So even though TVC has its issues, it has the luxury of having no forebears and the freedom to not take itself too seriously. Which is why it’s a lot more fun to play IMO.
MVC3 is just a forced mix of TVC and other fighters, but watered down and retardified.
You know what would be a good name for the new CTF in Williamsburg? Arcade Fire. Because of the hipsters in williamsburg. GET IT? HAHAHA. No seriously, my thoughts and prayers are out to you real new yorkers who will play there. hipsters are annoying.
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Dude that song is just…the greatest song ever made.
It almost makes me acknowledge hip-hop as an art form.
And that says a metric fuck-ton.
Awesome track.
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I heard about that drug lord who was obsessed with Bieber. If was him I would be seriously frightened.
If I was Bieber I wouldn’t be scared. I would asked the drug lord to send me some of his men to be my bitch, then I wouldn’t have to waste money on personal body guards. Then I slowly become his right hand man, and when I learn everything and slowly gain everyone’s trust I flip the old mother fucker and become the new kingpin.
Making big moves baybee!
Nah son. It was on some uber creepy tip. He had a fucking hand painted mural of him on the wall.
Ugh
horror movies generally have terrible plots and acting, so i’m not sure how there is a such thing as a bad horror movie. i saw the last house on the left with my ex and she thought it was ok, aside from the rape scene which was randomly graphic.
you don’t know nothing about cinematic rap.
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last house remake was pretty decent as far as horror remakes go.
Sheeeit, House was one of my favorite ‘80s memories… I watched that fine piece of cinema over and over a ridiculous number of times. It delivered in so many ways, man… there’s Norm from Cheers and Bull from Night Court as a zombie! The Greatest American Hero himself is the main character. It had a cool, memorable soundtrack. There’s a random smokin’ hot blonde… the haunted house itself and all the strange creatures and situations going on in there. That movie was The Shit?, man…one of the few movies I actually saw twice in the theater at the time.
*yeah, I would’ve enjoyed living in that haunted house. It would’ve at least been an “interesting” and fun experience.
There was a part 2, and even a part 3 I think…but the strange thing is that I don’t recall there being any relation to the first one.
On iPhone so I’ll be brief.
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Also only Jason and Texas chainsaw were half decent
Nightmare sucked cuz there were no surprises but they still tried/failed
Hill have eyes was fucking awesome
Halloween was interesting but meh… I love all things zombie but let ur wife get nekkid
All others stunk like millions penis