Yeah, enquirer just wrote about the book. Joe lived next door to Nailin’ Palin. Which makes me wonder how long until Lisa Ann does another porn, but IR this time.
Like I mentioned, he lived next door to her or some shit. Either way, I don’t EXACTLY find this hard to believe. Tons of people do a fuckton of drugs, realize their life was a wreck, then find Jesus or some shit. I have a friend who always preaches to me, and I constantly remind her she was a fucking meth head junkie and doesn’t get the right to criticize others.
I prefer my method of occasionally going back and doing some of those fun drugs from time to time, rather than becoming a hypocritical Jesus freak
Sarah Palin isn’t running for President. People just like to bat her name around to talk shit about her, not realizing that it still raises her profile and she’s made millions of dollars by trolling the shit out of the media for the last few years.
Oh yes. Madonna’s daughter. :lovin: Considering where she’s coming from, I will certianly keep an eye on her. I fully expect her to be the next generation of fap material. Why she so hot? She get it from her momma.
On the other end of the spectrum, Poor poor Lee Ann. :sad: I always thought of her as very cute with a side order of sexy if she would ever wear the right outfits, but now? The only outfit she should be wearing is the Iron Man armor. What the hell happened? Did she get cursed by that gypsy from the movie Thinner? 'ol girl is TORE UP now. Sometimes, life ain’t fair.
The thing about Palin is that we have to put her down. We have to make her so unelectable because the thought of her somehow getting herself the presidency is scary enough. We can’t put two in the back of her head, so the best we can do is make sure everybody knows how dumb that bitch is.
I was under the impression that she was always an evangelical. I don’t really care that she did cocaine when she was younger, who hasn’t?
But cheating on her husband? For some odd reason I’m very disappointed in her. It’d be like if I found out my devout christian female friends secretly whored themselves out. On the other hand, if it turns out to be true, then that means any chance of presidency is done for, and she will never get to implement her retarded theocracy, which is great news.
Dear spider that’s decided to make its home on the sink in my basement: I hate to break it to you, but there’s no food down there, you little asshole. Your dumb ass is going to die anyway, and I’m letting you live out of kindness. You haven’t the slightest clue how to hunt for food in this world, so don’t try to act tough when I come down there to do laundry. I’ve planned your demise a hundred times over now. I can end you at any time. A single drip of liquid detergent will send you to the next dimension, and I have no problem with sending you spiraling down the drain to your ultimate doom. You think you’re so fucking smart because you can retreat to your pathetic cubbyhole behind the sink faucet when you’re frightened by my presence, but you’re not that clever, and I could easily capture you with the most basic of household items and fling you outside. This might allow you to live to fight another day, but you’ve proven that you can’t fight, so what’s the point? Newborn kittens are more effective at murder than you, and I’d actually be doing you a favor by putting you out of your misery. You are not long for this world sir, so I suggest that you stay hidden and starve to death as opposed to exposing yourself whenever a drop of water hits your poorly constructed web of shame. Perhaps I’ll tear off seven of your legs and feed your dying corpse to one of the larger spiders who had sense enough to hunt for food on the exterior of my house. They work the night shift, and I know their schedule well. Or worse yet, maybe I’ll leave you helpless on the ground to be ripped apart by the hungry and noble ants, since cannibalism seems too good for a feeble coward such as yourself. Take heed basement spider—the bell tolls for thee.
I knew I should’ve prefaced my post before one of ya’ll “lol dis nigga gay” types came in. Needless to say, “top 21 celebrity leaked photos” don’t differente between genders, as my eyes have now learned.
Kat Dennings got some nice ones though, yes indeed.
And fishjie, she cheated on her husband before marriage. She took on a BBC, got knocked up by her hubby and got married to him so she isn’t anger baby Jesus or something.