SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

you don’t play sf4 no mo?

obama got caught with a white girl. justifiably upset, every black female on the planet started doing that thing where they roll their necks. the centrifugal force slows Earth’s rotation and causes tornadoes. New Orleans black girls accidentally made a tornado that went over the Gulf of Mexico which sucked up a significant amount of the oil spill. everybody was happy until lightening hit it and the tornado caught on fire.

starring Andre 3000 and Kathy Bates.

i suggest Pat Benatar in black face for Michelle.

Felt like shit all day because of food poisoning. I’ve experienced Million’s “code red” situation several times…

If I lose considerable weight because of this, somebody needs to get their ass whooped.

hmmmm… brilliant.

the rock super-stardom, money, and women that was par for the course was never what goodm0urning wanted. all he wanted to do was make the perfect trucker song with his band, Tyrannovox. in his pursuit, he accidentally creates a combination of tones that can render a listener unreasonably homosexual. will he play the song during Live Aid 2014?

Tom Cruise as goodm0urning
Paula Patton as Neophyte
Gary Oldman as Million

lol so if a nascar driver gets his license suspended…does that mean he cant work?!

lol@ muppets
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WTF Neophyte! :rofl:

Honestly Will Smith needs to go back to music so he can bring this shit back:

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i needed a love interest to subconsciously guide m0urning through the movie so he can be all like “i finally realized all i ever wanted was you.” also to get girls to want to watch it because i’m going to use that line in the trailer.

Producer Agent

Is this before or after Million reveals he’s been jerkin to her the whole time?

You’re not insinuating that Million would pause the jerking while telling her, I hope.

you don’t actually see Million in the movie, you can just hear him masturbating during certain scenes when stuff is happening. that’s why i cast Gary Oldman. acting powerhouse.

Sorry to hear that. Food poisoning ain’t no joke. I’d rather blow chunks from drinking too much any day compared to that.

Personally, I don’t remember losing a baby tooth to now & laters, but I can feel your pain. I put some of them in the fridge once when I was little. I figured I got a good haul for halloween and didn’t want it going to waste, so I stuck it in the fridge. I bit in with full force, and my tooth got pushed so far into my skull I swear I felt it scrape my eye. I learned my lesson, quick and painfully.

-Starhammer-

I insist that I have a lovable yet ne’er-do-well sidekick, played by a young Leonardo DiCaprio.

I don’t care about the details. Just make it work.

WAIT…

HDR has ST mode??!??!?!?!

Really?

Yeah. It’s not called ST mode (it’s called Classic Mode ingame), but it’s Dreamcast ST.

i know…they’re showing CNN at work, and it was people hugging, and evacuation stories, and im like wtf…it was BARELY a 6.0, and at most would have felt like a truck driving by. You sissy ass americans. Call me when nuclear shit is leaking, tsunami’s wipe out your infrastructure, and somebody actually dies.

I mentioned it once before, here. I hate his attitude, that he seems to forget where he came from, the fact his buddy Jeff is probably asking somebody if they want fries with that, the whole scientology thing, his belief that he can beat up anybody he meets in the street, etc etc

Interesting, I never knew that. I probably would have picked it up by now had I known.

I assume you can play that mode online too right?

I have this game…and I didn’t know that.
Shame on me.

Yep, I had to stop playing because the patch caused more lag issues (I think that got fixed though), and I couldn’t transfer the game to my new gamertag :sad: