…I’m drunk…
…and I wanna DDT the bitch…
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Also PGabe, I am like 20 pages from finishing the War for Late Night.
Here is my three sentence review with parenths to cheat.
- NBC comes off as stupid but still not because they canned Conan for Jay. (sure they got killed PR wise but they still kept them together for 5 years to make tons of money beforehand and then kept Jay afterwards to continue making money)
- Jay Leno gets ratings, wants to tell jokes, and gets paid. (I don’t find Jay that funny but you have to give him credit for going out night after night and getting it in and making dat cash)
- Conan is kind of a pussy.(not understanding the ratings thing, not being himself right away, being a little bitch about losing his show)
It was an entertaining book. I wonder if we can actually make SRK book club more then two members.
I wonder what Book we will read next.
2 things I’ve realized in this life:
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Petite women always try their hardest to make up for their shortcomings by being the freakiest freaks this side of freakdom.
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Honest, open marriages are the key to successful and long relationship.
And I’m shocked no one has mentioned the godliness of Troli Sour Bright Crawlers. Those things are tied with Original Now & Laters as my favorite fruit flavored candy. And an entire bag lasts forever if you’re not trying to get diabetes.
Lastly, to whomever invented banana flavored candy- take a high caliber handgun, fill it with hollowtip rounds, and shoot yourself. Repeat 'til dead.
Somebody define “Shrew” for me please?
Nope, I actually like watermelon candy. Speaking of candy flavors that don’t even resemble the fruit they’re supposed to be based on…banana.
I have to give credit where credit is due
Jada Pinkett was in the most amazingly awesome Demon Knight
I just hate her husband thing
A slight rumbling for a few second got Philly all Bitch made. I am very disappointed.
Why you hatin in on Big Willy? Can’t get jiggy with this shit?
We tried to include the festively plump mamma jamma to play Scattergories with us and it was THEN she decided to leave…started to hurl this big ass dice at her. Shit…bitch
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shoulda been like
you can use this to write with
and shown the cock
The problem is you’re playing Scattegories.
Win, Lose or Draw is what the top-tier players play.
That guy that married Kim Kardashian recently… he has a slight Down Syndrome head… that’s quite a water-head there…like a giant lima bean with a face. I want to see what happens when he headbutts someone. He could probably break bricks with his head like he’s the lost Mario brother…and he wouldn’t even need a mushroom to do it. That head is constantly “Super”.
In other news… it seems like they’ve really cheated the new generations of kids with how early school starts. In Memphis, kids were back already since either the first or 2nd week of August! They’ve already been back to school in Nashville as well for about a week now. What the hell is this? I remember the summer vacation lasted until late August, though they were gradually rolling back the start date even then. I was one of the few to notice it at the time… one year the start date was 9/1, next year it would be 8/31, then the next year it was 8/30…that shit pissed me off, man. Fast forward to now, and the powers that be have them going back in EARLY August.
It’s also annoying to me since it means the return of “school zone traffic”, which fucks everything over in the mornings and afternoons. Terrible…you’d assume that the annoyance factor of school constantly getting in the way of fun would go away once you’re completely done with it, but no…school continues to annoy the hell out of you well into adulthood and the rest of your life.
—sheeeeit, I’ll bet Jada is a superfreak. I’ve always had that impression of her, and it’s just one reason I consider her to be hot as Hell. I’d pounce without even the slightest hesitation.
Jada is really hawt
kids are just gettin stupider so they need to put them in there place…
But I think its about money,
in one of my random ass turn of events moments…ive been hired to temporary help a friend with his animation studio. currently working on a 9/11 tribute short…weird. check out the studios website they’ve worked on a bunch of shit thats been seen on tv.
Screw banana and screw watermelon flavored candy. I don’t care for watermelon the fruit and I hate the candy. They all can burn in fruity hell.
Real banana flavor will never be accurately replicated, they should stop trying and just focus on more useful things, like curing cancer… caused by banana candy.
Jelly Belly should also should stop mixing good flavors with bullshit flavors like soap and raw human sewage. Freaking trolls…:annoy:
Banana Laffy Taffy is the leftover remnants of circumcised baby foreskins emulsified, and spraypainted yellow with lead paint.
Bu… bu… bu… b… b… but it has jokes!
Write my short story, SRK. I need a global disaster. Please list some besides thermonuclear war, meteors and/or zombies.
Thanks. :tup:
I like Scattergories, my nigerian
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Any of youse mamma jammas playing 3SO, get at me on PSN. Stuc2k. I wanna get solid like I used to be. I’ll be on in a sec
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Everybody spontaneously duplicates via mitosis. Human population explodes. Natural resources are devastated.
With the help of social networking, a local currency craze sweeps the globe. After exhausting numerous lesser options, the governments of the world go to war with their own people to maintain legitimacy.
Roseanne Barr and Carrot Top make a sex tape, scenes from which become the new Rickroll meme.
well this was cool
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