This place has some of the most bullshitty nonsensical high standards of anywhere. She is insanely ugly with all that make up. Bitches need to get it through their head: if you ain’t pretty without make up, all your doing is giving somebody a really shitty thing to wake up to.
I may not care much about tits, but her chest gremlins are top tier
add a couple of pounds to her and Rock B would fuck her
i had a suspicion it might be since it stole paranormal activity style of camera work
So…I’m looking into picking up a fightstick with my next paycheck. Anybody able to offer me any advice or links, so I can look up some info on them or where I should buy em?
Brother and sister caught having sex on an elevator…such flattering pictures of those two 
I probably laughed at the pic of the dude for like 5 minutes. Also, I would probably fuck the sister.
And now to wait for the video to leak
Barbie looks like she’s been forgetting to pray to the porcelain throne, cause the fat gods are not happy.
Damn. tech talk, when overheard or shared with a casual gamer or nongamer, sure can come off as wild homo.
dude: My stick shaft is pretty hard, ready for the tourney!
(later…)
dude: Hm. I think someone was way too rough with my stick at the last meet…
Sheeeit speaking of clown shit,
I still don’t get what was up with Clown form of Violator in the Spawn movie…why make him into the cousin of the Conehead family from the SNL skits? What the hell was up with that head!? He was not drawn that way in the damn comics. Also, why John Leguizamo? Out of all people…that’s quite a strange casting choice there. One could’ve saved money by going with a random short/fat guy that is halfway decent at delivering a funny one liner on occasion.
Other clown shit— wouldn’t it be great if clowns had brightly-colored shit? A rainbow-colored turd would be funny…perhaps with a plaid or tie-dye pattern… it’s whimsical, zany feces. What if the shit could dance as well? Now that would be a real show for the whole family… Bozo turns around to moon the audience, then a sparkling rainbow turd drops out, sprouts some legs and starts doing the Charleston… or perhaps the Stanky Leg. Then the moonwalk would leave a huge skidmark on the stage though.
enjoy having sex one and a half chicks at a time
Just by looking at them, I knew they were from the UK. Land of the gremlins. (Plastic surgery does not count)
Goddamn you Boel not I can’t unsee it =[
hahahaha Wow
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Holy crap, thanks for the heads up on that show before I record it. I thought they were going to another planet like a cheap Stargate rip-off. The commercials are really misleading.
Maybe the writers are using the “separate universe” theory with time travel, kind of like in DBZ. Otherwise they’ll have to explain how the future keeps getting messed up again and all kinds of clusterfuck.
On second thought maybe I should watch it. I’ve been watching “so bad it’s good” movies lately so I might get a kick out of it. Recently watched the Rifftrax version of “Birdemic”. It was so good I’m putting it next to “The Room” for terribly good movies, even without the riffs.
Casting known actors gives a movie legitimacy. It gives financiers a reason to support the project and it gives the public a recognizable name for the movie poster. That’s why they put Martin Sheen and John Leguizamo in one-dimensional roles that pretty much any random actor of the right type could have done.
Michael Jai White is terrific, but he tends to appear in movies for a niche audience.
I thought John Leguizamo was good as Violator. Still can’t believe he ate a non cgi maggot covered pizza.
Who would you guys have rather had play him?
and odin, is that the same chick I posted earlier? I need to get fatter so I can do that with chapstick
Tch Maggots are nothin. Those things where so fucking clean they put the food at real restaurants to shame I guarantee it, I used to work on a Maggot farm back in the day. Those things where protein and nothing more.
Million’s point was that anybody could have played him, not that another specific actor should have.
Though I would have liked to see Nic Cage in the role.
Really, just cast the whole movie with CGI duplicates of Nic Cage.
Pfffft that goes with almost EVERY role to be honest. I really think Leguizamo was great as Violator. Saying anybody could play him is a copout bitch move.
great, I can see Malbogia Cage seeing crispy Al Simmons for the first time, and asking:
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yes. don’t call it a ‘fightstick.’
i looked at the pictures and was like “they look British.” then i read the first sentence and started laughing