she’s wearing braces, damnit! and she has a nice butt. it’s not Buffie the Body sized, but it fits the rest of her body.
RockB would fuck Precious for free if she was white.
RockB: mmmmm i love me some thick chicks
everybody else: that chick is fat
RockB: nah, she only fat if she black. no apostrophes for possession or contraction because i black. mattafact, no apostrophes at all. RockB out.
he really said that once.
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the ribcage is a severely under-appreciated body part.
…I just got back. Damn. Nice one there. :tup: actually, she does have a nice little butt on her. It goes well on top of those legs. If this is what the calf agent gets to do, I’ll be a deputy. Call ya boy for backup.
i believe the term you’re looking for is libel, not slander. and to prove libel against me you have to prove the statement was made without adequate research into the truthfulness of the statement.
the defense rests, yo’ur honor.
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yeah i think it’s nice too. i expected her to have negative ass, but she doesn’t so i was happy.
What about those racks next to the conveyor belt with the gum and magazines? Kick her through those, you have shit flying everywhere AND you can pick up some Juicy Fruit.
No better place to superkick a bitch than at a Walmart. Long -ass empty space at the front, you can knock her from the bakery to the garden shop. Get a couple sweepers in front of her as she lands to help guide her to the bullseye.
ONLY 10k to eat Oprah’s ass? Nah…since it’s Oprah, it would be common sense to try and hold out for more money…see if she’ll pay 75,000 or more, based on how bad she wants this to happen immediately. In that scenario, someone as rich as she is…that’s seriously low-balling (ha) it to start negotiations at 10,000.
Oprah is also worlds apart from Precious though… there are times when her make-up people have truly worked a miracle, and she actually looks fairly nice/fuckable, at least a year or 2 ago.
For Precious, you DEFINITELY want a little more than 10,000. I’m not even sure what my price is anymore in that situation…maybe $90,000 at least? Ideally, I’d hope for at least a 6-figure pay-out for this.
Ah, “Ridiculousness” is on MTV right now. I love seeing videos of stunts going wrong and people getting hurt.
If you dove into Oprah’s chocolate starfish, you’d probably find a couple hundred bucks stashed away in there right off the bat, like coins lost underneath the sofa cushion. Imagine how much more you’d find, the deeper you go.
Not to mention, she probably has a committee specifically dedicating to deep-cleaning and applying various special odors and flavors to her butthole, because that’s the kind of shit you do when you have too much money to spend in your lifetime.
I used to have that clip somewhere on my computer. Yeah, she had that one coming and she GOT it. Shoulda OTG’d Dat ho into the pool for extra damage.