SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

yes but only after eating a bunch of acid and shaving the hair into reverse mo-hawk fashion.

I dunno…let’s say $5,000.

we would be getting paid? fuck yeah i’d go, those shows are all fake anyways who the fuck wouldn’t?

only if i had had a vasectomy before i met her (though she probably gonna end up being a him)

Yeah, I’d do it. It’s a free trip to wherever AND I get to see some silly shit? I’d be down for it.

Um no???

I wonder that all the time. Somebody needs to tell me something on Jerry, and I move to Europe, change my name, and cut all ties

Next lounge better be called What Would RockB Do For Money

but that would just make them Albino-white…

If you want to be called an African-American, I demand to be called a European-Canadian.

Niggas.

Who was it that said they would fuck precious for 10k? Pretty sure it was Thurst and RockB actually.

lol my heritage is north african…i prefer to be called north african american.

I’m glad to hear the odds are in your friend’s favor. Also, that chick is pretty cute, despite the lack of rack. If she’s got DAT ass, pics or name plz.

-Starhammer-

There’s literally nothing to indicate that the girl has even the slightest semblance of ass. :rofl:
The teeth as well, just… there’s too much about her that just isn’t for me, and it’s very little to do with her lack of chesticles.

for the 1 in 100 odds…
I thought of numbers marked 1-100… but one number being huuuugeee

10k? I’d put her down if nobody would ever find out about it, and she was clean. I’d feel gross, but I’d feel a lot better after I showered in “hundidz”. For a milly I’d let it hit the news. Besides, just imagine how many girls would want you after that anyway. They’d think you’d have to be the most pure, loving being on earth to slay a behemoth of that caliber.

10k to fuck Precious? I could play a couple hundred to get a decent fluffer and two-pump-chump it blindfolded, so sure.

Ugh. Precious? I have found some BBWs(Cotton Candi/Victoria Secret/Brandy Ryder) that are to my liking I’ll admit but Precious? Can it count as sex if I got a case of the limp dick the entire time? She looks like an oil spill.

Straight economics. :tup:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.

The fact that her rib cage is clearly visible creeps me out. EAT BURGER GURL!

Lol I wanna find out

Anywho…Anonymous leaks internal Texas police emails full of racism:

Fat and black lol