SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

every1 has AIDS anyways!

my friend called me yesterday

“so yeah, i might have Hep C”
“what? how did that happen?”
“i was with a patient (he’s a physicians assistant), and his knee was swollen and i had to drain it. when i pulled the needle out his knee squirted blood and puss into my eyes. he said he didn’t have anything, but when we tested his blood, we found he had Hep C. i’m going to have to get tested from time to time for the next 2 years.”

OOOARRRRRGH :wasted:

My grandfather died of Hep C. :shake:

Stay strong homie, stay strong.

blood and puss into the eyes, FUCK! that is fucking awful.

that sucks, but please keep in mind that if you’re exposed to something in a hospital and you immediately inform them they can pump your ass full of anti viral cocktails and shit that will make the likelihood of infection actually quite low

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103 year old lady driving a two-tone coup? I don’t know what’s more deserving of swag anywhere else in the world. I don’t like Lil B but, that lady needs to have her car horn replaced with something that screams “SWAG” every time she honks it.

Damn. No way to express how this hits. Possible Hep C? In the eyes? I wouldn’t have seen that coming, no pun intended. I hope he’ll be fine. At least he was in a hospital and was able to get immediate help, so his chances are better than most. Goggles and masks from now on though.

-Starhammer-

“All righty, just gonna remove this needle and you’ll be done.”

“Hey doc, you didn’t tell me why you’re wearing a hazmat suit for this.”

“No reason. Just a nice day for one.”

no way that was a mistake, she swag all over the place

Yep, exactly; White Americans.

ugh this shit makes me wanna get African-American-out drunk…

This makes me think about how motherfuckers say I’m Mexican-American. Man, im just American. Ive never even been to Mexico and I dont speak any fuckin’ Spanish. I do like burritos and tacos though. Some salsa too. Other than that I dont know shit about some fuckin’ Mexicans, just what I see on tv. Going by that they’re just a bunch of thugs who would kidnap me if I went there and either kill me or make me a mull.

Anyone know where I can get a legit Transformers Bumblebee costume?? I’m willing to drop good money for it. Halloween is coming up quick.

http://www.amazon.com/Transformers-Bumblebee-Movie-Deluxe-Costume/dp/B003HG3X8A

troll answer

I saw this kid version where it actually turns into a car if he goes down on his hands and knees.

What the hell!?

Where was this when I was a kid.

kid going down on his knees? son i don’t know about that.

Not much an Run DMC fan but, King of Rock is still a damn hot track.

Dudes at Wrigley need to stop it with these dessert-flavored gum. I haven’t finished these packs of mint chocolate chip and strawberry shortcake when I’m at the store today and see there’s also key lime pie. GGPO all other gum. Orbit cannot compete with this.

I just hope I can control myself and not suffer the effects of too many limes.