SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

That sucks. you must live near a lot of assholes or something. Me? I get the hell off the street if I see a sidewalk or shoulder. Why would I risk becoming a screaming bumper sticker if I don’t have to? Too many people around here, the only wheel they should get behind is hot wheels, and they would probably cause a pile up with those. I’ve seen some people who ride all out in the road holding up cars and generally pissing off everyone. I’ve also seen people get swept off the sidewalk by some jackass on a cellphone driving an ugly truck, so the knife can cut both ways. If you gotta ride somewhere, no matter what you’re riding, please be careful.

On a more positive note, Welcome back SRK. We’ve missed you. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Super Bike man was like right out in traffic. NIGGA THOUGHT HE WAS A CAR.

VS THINK HE BLACK. OH SNAPZZ.

A lot of cyclist around here (Lance Armstrong types) and it can get annoying…
Most of the time they are okay… What pisses me off is when they ride 2 abreast(lololol) which is fuckin illigal cuz it makes the car go over the double lines so they can talk about who knows what!
Another time is when you don’t wanna cut them off just to make a turn and you gotta slow down, but in slowing down, you realize you coulda made like 7 turns already, lmao.

We have the tour of tucson n shyt, so at times MAJOR intersections are blocked off!

This one time I pulled up at an intersection and was gonna turn left, I saw a cyclist so I stopped and let them have the right of way to go straight, she pulls up and couldn’t take her clips out of the peddles and falls over, lmfao…
I did a burn out and sped off laughing <---- achievement unlocked

Yo, do people in your towns ride in some funkie new bikes where the lie down or like the south park ones with the dildos (lol)

I saw some dirt freestyle on tv, mad hype (even though Ryan Nyquist couldn’t compete, STILL IN THERE HOMIE!)

I hate it when they think they can take you while you’re in a car.

I hate having to clean the underside of my car after crushing them under my front tire : ( Always takes forever to get that smell out

I don’t live next to a bunch of assholes, I live next to New Mexico. The only thing worse than New Mexico drivers are Florida drivers. New Mexico drivers though, its like they are old Mexicans gone retarded on the street. Mexicans driving badly are overhyped by a couple of things: not all of them will have Mexican plates, people with mexican plates live in the U.S., a lot of times they are overly respectful on the road. So for every time you see them acting the fool here in El Paso, you have the ones that have that shit on lock and will not d anything that violates the law in any form. Like, imagine a whole state that drives the way the Thurst thinks, that’s New Mexico.

Tucson rubbed me in all the right places, especially Toxic Ranch and Lindy’s on 4th. But the downtown is filled with hipsters, and hipsters that love their bicycles. You have my deepest sympathies for having to drive there. Although Tucson is a hella random town, fucking interesting, but hella random.

People are fronting when it comes to vehicles on the road. Truckers are the worst though; I will respect your truck with its huge trailer, don’t be an asshole about it and run me off the road for no FUCKING reason. You don’t have to be going 80 on the fucking right lane when you’re nearing an entry point into the freeway. What’s worse is that I understand how truckers feel because I drive a pick and people in tiny ass vehicles feel that they are playing spy hunter every time they drive around me.

I like the City of tucson a lot. Winter(all 2 months :smiley: and summer nights), How there is a scene for everything! And all the different atmospheres haha… Theres seriously like 37 parts of town.
The people in this town just rub me the wrong way :(… Im a genie in a bottle baby… haha…
There is a lot of that Hipster shyt, or people Who dress like they are on Americas Best dance Crew.
there is a lot of randomness, From hipsters, to college kids (ALL TYPES) to everything…From the 1 chill dude to the million posers, haha.

Town is reaaaallly huuge, not that many people but driving w/o from the east to west, north to south, you can all the differences
I live waaaay to far from downtown, its a new world for me… I live right on the edge of town on the east ( in between golf links and Houghton, if you remember.)
The ambiounce of downtown is awesome, Its just far and risky(if i wanna drink).

On the East and North side, theres a lot of cyclist… and some ride Mt lemon, its a 6k mountain,

When I see a badass car, I pull over and let the go ahead… Im like, no dude, its my pleasure to watch go from 0-100 in 10 seconds, then back down to 40, lol… I mean this! I love hearing and seeing super exotics/ super cars.
Fuuuck, tucson has an extensive hot rodding/moddin(imports) community too…

Without power, I can’t even operate my wood chipper. The dead hookers are piling up =.

Why would you kill hookers when you know you can’t dispose of the bodies? Nigga you dumb.

His fatal flaw was his dependence on electricity.

Dumb bastard should’ve gotten a generator.

Have you seen the people on that organic hooker disposal trip? Those guys are all whack; if you’re going to be killing hookers, you’re already helping the world by limiting the amount of gas people use to go pick them up; using a bit of juice to get rid of the evidence isn’t going to be increase greenhouse gases all that much.

Time to load up the garbage can and let the city handle it until power is back. Crushed slut is just as good.

-Starhammer-

http://shoryuken.com/2011/08/30/viscant-had-sex-with-nessa/

who?

lmao

It’s all in the vest, bay-beeeee.

its ok i can start posting nessapics

Mad props to the Tuscon love. I really miss the damn town. There’s so much shit to do.

Nessa has a nice ass.

ok so the cosplay ho = nessa, word.

Dat bubble butt, yo.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/818/okwiththis.png

With an ass like that…I can deal with that manface.
Doggystyle son.