SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

the emoticon gave that impression

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yea, Sunday wasn’t so bad. until I saw Lady GaGa in drag. or was she in normal…? I can never tell.

If you all thought Enel was bad, wait until you see to the Saboady Archipelago and Marineford arcs (starts episode 385)

HUGE STORY SPOILER!

[details=Spoiler] Admiral Akainu being able to kill Ace seemed like bullshit to me.
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The stuff this guy does during the war is messed up. I thought Crocodile and Spandam were twisted, but this guy is just the worst[/details]

see there is a biker code thing, and it’s a huge source of controversy and infighting
about whether or not we should obey traffic laws or just roll through red lights and stop signs
personally, if it’s clear, i breeze through, and i don’t give a fuck

there are plenty of riders who would take my head, and plenty of riders who agree

on this point there is zero consensus. guy sounds like an uptight douchebag

That’s good to know. I did it right near a cop and the cop didn’t even give a shit. I mean I’ve seen the cops in town ride on the sidewalks and go through stop signs and all that crap too.

I’m glad we are both on the “don’t give a fuck but be safe” train

If I remember right, bikes are technically considered vehicles, but most people don’t know that, and the ones who do usually don’t care.

The only thing that pisses me off about bikers not following the rules is when they pick and choose whether they act like a vehicle or a pedestrian according to their own convenience but not anybody else’s. I used to have a job as a delivery driver on a college campus, and there were far too many times when idiots would fly down a sidewalk on their bikes, then through a crosswalk, then into the the road, etc. It’s nerve-wracking to be driving and constantly be on the verge of colliding with people on bikes, just because they’re oblivious to the world around them and you have no idea what they’re going to do next.

I once saw a story in the college paper about a bike-related controversy. A girl got hit by a car while biking through a crosswalk. She broke her arm, got all scraped up, and her teeth were busted out. The controversy surrounded the fact that she was found legally at fault for what happened to her. The law says that if you’re on your bike, you either have to walk it through a crosswalk (nobody does this) or ride at walking speed through a crosswalk (nobody does this either). Any faster, and you’re liable in an accident.

People wrote in to defend her, basically saying that if you’re on a bike and in a hurry to get to class, you can’t be blamed for breaking the rules. Technically, you’re not even supposed to ride on the sidewalks (everybody does this). People forget that you’re still breaking a rule even if the authorities look the other way, and it’s their prerogative to start enforcing the rules if the circumstances demand it. Like when you have to arbitrate legal fault in the case of an accident.

The only time I get on the sidewalk is if there is like a downed tree or something and I can’t be on the road.

Riding on the road is so much easier then the sidewalk and actually a lot safer. I’m not trying to dart out into traffic or anything. I’ll let people in cars pass me all the time.

lol rape thread got deleted hahahah

This is like Capcom nerfing shit before they let it breathe. I wanted to see where it would go.

Man I wasn’t done with that thread either, I just watched Visitor Q a few weeks ago and I got inspired

it deserved to. We can discuss odd fucked up shit from time to time, but that one made no sense logically, and was a waste of humanity

I didn’t get to make my second post in the rape thread. =/

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Scenario 2:

The bomb can only be activated by the remote detonator, but you both know that this strange woman wants to use it as soon as you turn your back, or go to sleep. It will be hours or maybe days before help can arrive, and even though you’re locked in a room with this woman, you understand fully that you can’t give her an opportunity to use this device.

The good news, is that in this scenario the woman doesn’t have a bomb detonator in her vagina. You will not need to reach into her vagina to get it.

The bad news, is that in this scenario the woman has shoved the detonator into her anus.

Thinking quickly, you remember hearing is school that the sigmoid section of the human colon is s-shaped, and that’s the reason crazy gay dudes get weird objects stuck in their butts; if you push something up far enough, it can’t be reached or shat out.

With this in mind, your path to salvation was clear: You must hold this woman down, and use your penis to push the detonator so deep into this woman’s butthole, that she no longer has access to it. At first you decide to use your penis, but you decide that if necessary you can use any object available- your hand, the leg of a chair, a handful of rice, etc.

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weird none of your replies showed up in my alerts.

I never get to get on SRK anymore

  1. Rape thread? wtf?
  2. I absolutely hate bicyclist who think their bikes are cars, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE YOU RETARD. That thing is fully able to fit on the sidewalk, and people don’t care if you run red lights BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT IN A FUCKING CAR NOW MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE.
  3. The show of the week is Soul Eater, which is much better dubbed if only for the Excalibur episodes.

When

Spoiler

Luffy and Akainu finally meet face to face after so many years, it’s going to be one of the most thrilling moments in the series. Luffy’s rage will be off the scale!!!

I can’t wait!

BTW, what did I miss with the rape thread? Weird scenarios where rape is the only option or something?

oh hell yeah… there is NO Kevin today on Attack of the show, so we just have Candace and Sarah Underwood hosting. Alex Simwise will be on later…this is how the show should be normally. I’d add Andy Allo to the mix as well.

…and it is most likely a joke/tease for the show but Candace just stated Sarah has no panties on today. I’m not seriously believing it, but she has a very tight and short dress on…and I’ll just pretend like she’s telling the truth…so my imagination is going to have one hell of a good time with that. However, I do prefer to see some sexy panties though…that’s actually a sexier visual to me than a broad that is fully naked.

thanks for them likes peeps…it’s like I’m back on facebook!

I bought 3S:O and here I ma still going back to other games…I really need to stop impulse buying.

Still, no power. I’m told psnh doesn’t work into the night unless it’s freezing outside. Went to her aunt’s place last night for showers, snacks, and a couple beers. That was pretty awesome :tup:.

Still…

Anyone else dealing with this?

Dang, I missed a thread about rape? I am saddened to not be part of the fun.

Sub: Bikes. I miss mine. I used to speed along roads because fuck you fat drivers I’m exercising, that’s why. Helmet? I don’t need no helmet. My 90’s Kevin Sorbo lion’s mane of hair will protect me from anything. Out of my way, vehicles of the lazy. I wish to ride without hands on the bars diagonally across this highway. You can sit and watch.

I love bikes and I miss riding my bike. But fuck driving bycicles in roads that weren’t designed with them in mind. Similarly fuck you asshole bicycle people who don’t move out of the way when I’m driving, get your ass close to the over or fuck off. If our country had been designed with bycicles and scooters in mind, wouldn’t be so bad. but no way in hell I’m putting myself at the mercy of a group of people who speed through single lane traffic circles ( as in you are already inside it and they cut you off going 60).