SRK Lounge Ver 18. The Swedish Chef Edition

I wonder if Valve means to package Episode 3 and that new CS together. Not to be all graphics-whorish, but I’m really over the fucking Source Engine.

I bought a brand new PC so I could run HL2. In 2003.

I do kind of think it’s time for Valve to update Source, yea. Portal 2 looked great but I feel like it could have looked better to.

Porn browser, web browser and work browser

I did that too. Was rather pleased with myself at the time

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Makes sense to me.

bachmann has support bcuz people (her base) are stupid or at least extremely uneducated about their reality. everyone talks this bullshit about big government fucking them up the ass, hating the nanny state, etc… but at the end of the day when they get fucked (be it financially, by natural disaster, by their own shitty life decisions) they expect the government to help them out, but they want to cut all of the programs designed to do that. all the while making things cushier for the big businesses that are usually the cause of their miseries in the first place.

I had such an amazing day today.
-Had a great day at work. Got a lot of shit done
-bonus from my boss
-Bought some school supplies for charity. My boss, my co-worker and myself each picked a grade and we bought everything on the list and donated it. The radio station that was running the charity interviewed us and took our pictures.
-Bought a box and a half of the new SF Heroclix. Pulled pretty much everything I wanted, and what I didn’t my boss did (he bought 2 boxes). So we’re likely going to sell a play set.
-New coheed and cambria shirt came in the mail today

Fuck yes.

oh Fraud, thy name is “woman”. Time and time again… whenever I see a fraud situation in the system at work… surprise surprise…it just happens to be a woman. It’s like they were designed to be the physical manifestations of deception, scams, manipulation, and various other ugly aspects of human nature.

I’m still amused and amazed by this latest one… the broad has the nerve to be upset with the state about not getting a payment recently, which is indeed due to someone dropping the ball on the process with her new claim…but within seconds I noticed she’s been cheating the system the whole time on the old claim, continuing from last year into this year. You believe that shit, man? How does one manage to actually get angry over a late claim process and the sudden end of benefits when they’ve really been cheating the system the entire time up to this point? The audacity of this bitch is incredible. It’s not just one job, either… she had MULTIPLE jobs last year, and of course she did not report a dime of earnings more than one week…one week out a year or so of the weekly certifications. FRAUD like a muthafucka. It would be funny if these folks actually went to jail for this shit.

—on a completely different note— is that my honey Paget Brewster in the latest Progressive commercial?! It’s the one where she and her date are sitting down in a movie theater, and the other Progressive commercial main character (the guy) turns around to tell them something about that product/insurance. I’d pay good money just to grope Ms. Brewster for exactly 1 minute.

…back on point with complaints about work… I’d bet money that the spineless twerps in Congress would vote to extend unemployment yet again…for the 100th damn time. It doesn’t appear that anyone from either political party have the balls to say “No.” to that. Really, when does the shit end? It’s been in effect since July 2008, folks…fucking ridiculous. What a sad state of affairs… Mommy-Government will take care of everything…until you die, apparently! It’s the American way.

Had to make a serious deposit at the First Bank of John, and that’s just when the bathroom doorknob finally decides to jam up. The deposit had to forcibly wait until I replaced it with my bedroom knob (latch was out of place so this door never clicked shut anyway). Serious downer to what was otherwise a ho-hum day.

pretty funny:

http://www.aol.com/2011/08/11/candice-kiley-12-year-old_n_924457.html#s327312&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Million, you should check out The Big Bad Swim. There’s a quick scene where Paget’s ridin’ quite nicely.

I have almost all of em. IE, Firefox, Chrome, and Opera (and that’s just for Windows 7). I have em all cuz I need to be familiar with em, for troubleshooting (especially with HTML differences between the browsers).

I don’t want the cops to fuck with me.

I do want them to show up when I call them.

This is the relationship many people have with the government. Just they may not want someone telling them what kinds of light bulbs they can and can’t buy, doesn’t mean that they are necessarily against bridges or roads, or people showing up with supplies when a hurricane hits.

^What he said. I realize that I must give to recieve. In this case, some common courtesy and respect. Me? I keep my nose clean. No drug use, I drink my booze inside the house, I keep the music down to a low roar during sleeping hours, I don’t allow people over at my place disturbing my neighbors, etc. Therefore, when I call the cops, I want a pro at my door. Now, if I were stupid enough to answer the door with a “fuck the police” shirt on, a blunt in my mouth, and a gun hanging out of my waistband, yeah. I’m probably looking at an ass-whuppin. Since I don’t go around causing trouble, I expect to be properly protected from those who do. This isn’t directed at anyone in particular, just adding my dime’s worth of words to the collection plate.

-Starhammer-

Extra needs to stop making tempting gum flavors that I end up buying.

Mint chocolate chip and strawberry shortcake flavors that I just picked up. COME ON NOW.

I have two but only use one…

Hmmm, I only do that since most of the plug-ins I have work better for FF while Chrome tends to crash, in other people’s opinion.

I guess should try chrome out anyway…?

I have all the major ones, which I use to compare development on my sites for. Right now Firefox and Chrome are at the head of the pack for the amount of HTML5 and CSS3 they support. Firefox’s only issue so far is that <input type=“date”> isn’t supported.

Opera doesn’t want to work with <script defer=“defer”>, making my scripts mostly useless.

Safari doesn’t seem to do HTML5 at all and very limited CSS3 support. Meaning the <input> attributes “pattern”, “required”, type=“email | url” ect don’t work. That browser can blow it.

Internet Explorer needs no explanation. I can’t even use it unless it’s in software rendering mode because otherwise it crashes, so I can’t really tell if it can display properly or if the jumbled clusterfuck manner it shows my sites in is it’s M.O. I’m not gonna even try to see if it is and I’ve already decided to do absolutely nothing about it if that’s the case.

If I’m on Knoppix I’m limited to Chrome and Opera. Mozilla doesn’t make Firefox for Debian last I saw (they mad over changed made for it when it was open source). There’s Iceweasel, but it’s outdated and their website says it emulates Firefox 2 or something. Safari doesn’t make a Linux version at all. They can still blow it.

This strawberry shortcake gum has caused an orgy in my mouth. DAMN YOU, EXTRA!

I only use IE on PCs and Safari on my iPhone. I’m way too leet to mess with the other browsers.

I wish more sites were optimized to support IE, though. Worse still, it makes me enter my debit card info whenever I open it.

Well, not really, BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL.

hmmm. Have I been sleeping on this thing called extra? That strawberry shortcake sounds like the right stuff indeed. I’ll have to investigate further.

As far as browsers go, I’ve always used IE. since we’re on it, which one does it seem like SRK runs best on? I may switch since I have no intelligence and cannot dissable the medianetwork at the bottom. this thing is gonna drag turtle shell until I put an extra drive in it anyway it seems.

-Starhammer-

Firefox/Chrome

I don’t think you came make the bar go away in IE.

I use Firefox because add-ons. Without addons, Chrome is by far superior, though.