SRK Lounge Ver 18. The Swedish Chef Edition

i know shaft is a fan of die antwoord

Why are all of my stick’s buttons made out of the most fragile materials from the Earth’s surface?

What are you doing to your buttons? I’ve had the same seimitsus for a long-ass time now.

Pressing them. (Just to note, they’re Seimitsu PS-14-G’s.)

And apparently that makes them fall apart? I dunno. I’ve only had them for a little over a year and a half. Definitely not just one though, I’ve had 3 of them crap out on me recently. I should probably just grab a whole new set of them.

Should’ve used Snapple.

I just realized that having a golf tournament in your city is dumb, because it screws with the already terrible Atlanta traffic into even worse traffic. Can’t even dare to go anywhere near the course, because we’ll be moving at a snail’s place to get anywhere.

Just found a crumpled ten dollar bill in my back pocket.

AH HELL YEAH

If I don’t get 53rd and 6th soon, I’m killing someone

it’s not that I don’t like tits, they just don’t matter. V&A baby

also: WEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

I’ve been drunk since 30 mins after work today. This night could get ROUGH

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pretty much everyone does.

i know i am too.

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DAGGA DAGGA PUFF
DAGGA DAGGA PUFF PUFF

Die Antwoord is amazing. No glove no love

Besides the voyeur stuff… I also can’t get enough of the massage videos. I just noticed a GOLDEN piece of jerkin material I had from quite awhile ago that I forgot about… it’s surprising that I’d even forget about it for a second. So far, the #1 of all time for me is “Brooke and Sandra” from the “Tushy Massage” series… if any of you blokes ever see that one… I highly recommend that. The hotness is off the damn charts. Anyway… I’m so picky about this stuff… this other one I just found is amazing, but it has background music. I don’t like background music in my jerkin material… it interferes too much with the reality of the scene.

oh and speaking of the voyeur/upskirt material… I almost caught a good one earlier today at a restaurant…cute little piece of ass bent over a little bit in an incredibly short skirt. Things would be SO interesting if only I had an HD cam that was capable of becoming completely invisible. It would be the ultimate voyeur technology.

That reminds me, does anyone remember Out of this World? So many masturbatory fantasies inspired by one plot device.

[Touches fingers]

That’s one of those shows I thought I figured nobody else remembered. Whenever I brought it up people never knew what I was talking about, ditto My Secret Identity. I saw it when I was a kid, and then caught some reruns as a teenager because I was up at 3 AM waiting for OG Dragon Ball and the Darkstalkers cartoon to come on.

It’s cool, I’m super bored with it. I just offered to go back into it in case anyone had anything they felt like really getting into [again].

Some use Kung Fu, Some like Karate.
Some like to rub the pussy juice on their body.

Ya’ll have a good weekend. I just hope I don’t end up getting racked by the neighbor’s grandkids again.

-Starhammer-

I’ll admit I try to follow the politics and shit going on right now but I don’t exactly understand all of it or whats going on. I don’t understand how anyone like Bachman can have any support. And why is anyone giving two shits about Standards and Poor, those are the guys who approved the toxic housing loans an shit.

What blows me away is when a customer brings in a PC with like three different browsers on it X_X

Why? That’s not that unheard of.

Shrug I always try to roll with one.