SRK Lounge ver. 17. RockB is the result of Pootie Tang staying in the country with dat white girl

[shatterstar]

damn i just got major knee surgery and cant do any activities i normally due for 6 months. no dancing,acrobatics,martial arts…i dunno wtf imma do wit my life now.

not going anywhere for a while? grab a snickers and gain 20+ pounds.

no more xtra medium t shirts for you, guy. thumbs up

but seriously, good to hear your surgery went well.

[Vynce]

not going anywhere for a while? grab a snickers and gain 20+ pounds.

no more xtra medium t shirts for you, guy. thumbs up

but seriously, good to hear your surgery went well.

Yeah, man. When I broke my heel and sprained my back in what could be called a parkour-related incident, I was on crutches for 9 weeks. I played DW5, Gunbound, and gained weight.

Quick recovery, mang.

[Syke1]

no more xtra medium t shirts for you, guy. thumbs up

No more smedium = no reason to live

[Vynce]

wow, i think my downstair’s neighbor’s kid almost got rape/kidnapped today. I was leaving to go to work, when i saw my downstairs neighbor’s kid who is about 6, he was speaking to an older man who rolled up on a bicyle. The dude looked really suspect, they were both speaking portugese, the dude had very suspect eyes. Judging by the hand signals and movement the conversation went something like, he was asking the kid if i was related or lived with us. The kid gave a clear indication of no, and then he asked where he lived and pointed to the door next to ours(live in a 2 family apartment), he was joking with him and said he’d see him later. Im really good at reading people, dont really need to speak the language. I asked him if he knew the guy, he said yes but his body language really didnt say that. my mom talked to his parents later, and they said the kid said he was his uncle. But the mom didnt sound very convinvced it was one of his uncle’s…she was inside the house at the time of the event.

im really sure if i hadnt been there, he would have been kidnapped…which kinda scares me. these parents let this kid run all over the place on my block with no supervision…if my son is 5 or 6…he isnt leaving my sight.

I just saw this. You just got out of the hospital and you’re already copping the old wheelchair and telescope routine? You’ll never last.

[maxx]

I just saw this. You just got out of the hospital and you’re already copping the old wheelchair and telescope routine? You’ll never last.

uh? this is before my surgery. and i mentioned in the that story i talked to the kid, and my mom talked to his parents.

Buy some dumbells and a pull up bar if you dont have one

the min i can walk im in the gym. i dont do legs, only chest/arms, plus ive made some friends who have agreed to help me out.

[shatterstar]

i dont do legs, only chest/arms

this dood is gonna be lookin’ like SFA3 Boxer in the next nine months.

doing raging buffalo’s cancle into “oh shit! my kneeeeeeeeessssssssss”.

[maxx]

this dood is gonna be lookin’ like SFA3 Boxer in the next nine months.

doing raging buffalo’s cancle into “oh shit! my kneeeeeeeeessssssssss”.

lol oh shush…ive never done legs cause i do martial arts and acrobatics. never needed to legs.

[white_shadow]

lol oh shush…ive never done legs cause i do martial arts and acrobatics. never needed to legs.

I made a thread on wanting to do a backflip but never committed, teach me plz.

[BullDancer]

^ I used to be able to do one, but I can’t commit myself to one after almost breaking my neck…

It like my brain just cuts off and says “Nah, nigga fuck that”… the only thing keeping you from doing one(assuming you’re in decent shape) is fear of doing one imo…

[maxx]

I made a thread on wanting to do a backflip but never committed, teach me plz.

http://www.trickstutorials.com/content/t_backflip

lol@ this white collar episode based on anonymous.

[PuFF]

I’m suddenly saddened by Shaft Agent’s post.

I dunno. All I can say is, if I had put the tournament together myself, I can guarantee that nearly no one would participate because it’d be nothing but fat broads with big calves and skinny chicks with big calves.

Sure, you’d probably be interested in the latter of the two, but who else would besides you and myself?

.

If vote for the big chicks and the skinny chicks with calves. Shaft and you have made me a believer

[BullDancer]

^Ah damn, I gotta get my vote in some time today…

And I don’t believe in a gotdamn thing:mad:…

I said it once and I’ll say it again… fuck calves nigga:arazz:

[shatterstar]

http://video.adultswim.com/black-dynamite/black-dynamite-the-pilot.html?cid=+FB_POST_Video_Black-Dynamite-Pilot

^fuck a back flip.

[white_shadow]

^ I used to be able to do one, but I can’t commit myself to one after almost breaking my neck…

It like my brain just cuts off and says “Nah, nigga fuck that”… the only thing keeping you from doing one(assuming you’re in decent shape) is fear of doing one imo…

I have the physical fitness to do one, but yes the fear is the #.1 obstacle. I tried practicing but I have no spotter (that I can trust) so it was hard committing on my own. Now I think I can regain the confidence to try one for real. **

**Maxx: **Thanks for the link.

Allez Oup!

[maxx]

I have the physical fitness to do one, but yes the fear is the #.1 obstacle. I tried practicing but I have no spotter (that I can trust) so it was hard committing on my own. Now I think I can regain the confidence to try one for real.

**Maxx: **Thanks for the link.

Allez Oup!

general line of thinking is to throw it on trampoline to get the form down, then tumbletrack which has less of a bounce than tramps then crashmat or floors.

but if you can get a spotter itll help skip all that process.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Dow finishes with a 630-point drop at the closing bell. Assholes on the balcony are clapping.

Can only be for the fact that the whole thing didn’t drop below 10,000 again.

[J.Scogz]

9 things real female gamers hate about gaming

LMAO this is a good read, even for a dude.

[Don_Barracuda]

http://video.adultswim.com/black-dynamite/black-dynamite-the-pilot.html?cid= FB_POST_Video_Black-Dynamite-Pilot

^fuck a back flip.

Flashback almost had me in tears :lol:

But King Frog Curtis had me fall out of my chair
"Ribbet motherfucker ribbet! So, so, so, so,so"

[arcticninja]

I’ve been meaning to ask: What the hell is Reddit anyway?

it’s basically a site where people post links and everyone votes on whether or not they like it. The most popular links get voted to the top of the page. There are a bunch of different subreddits if you’re looking for a specific type of content, like /r/funny or /r/politics or /r/science or what not.

Most of the funny internet shit comes to us via reddit. Well actually it comes from 4chan, but reddit acts to filter out all the stupid crap that comes from there.

If you have a lot of free time, or have a mind-numbing boring job, reddit is fantastic.

[Shaft_Agent]

I’m suddenly saddened by Shaft Agent’s post.

I dunno. All I can say is, if I had put the tournament together myself, I can guarantee that nearly no one would participate because it’d be nothing but fat broads with big calves and skinny chicks with big calves.Sure, you’d probably be interested in the latter of the two, but who else would besides you and myself?

why would that happen? you don’t seem to be incapable of being objective. for the most part the phrase “tastes are subjective” is only true to a point. a person can be objectively attractive. just remember i’m voting in the tournament. very few of these women are attractive TO ME, but i can see beyond their legs and objectively make the best decision based on symmetry and proportion.

I’m disappointed some of my picks didn’t get in as well, and I’m also disappointed some of yours didn’t make it, along with RockB’s, and a few others, but isn’t the whole point of the tournament more or less based upon differences in people’s tastes? I don’t have the same tastes other people on the committee do, but for the sake of “fun”, I’m kind of playing along with how the tournament is set up. I hate some of the match ups, I hate how certain people seeded certain women, but for the sake of me not showing favoritism, I had it set up a certain way, only to be fair to everyone else.

imo the problem is that the committee members all seem to have the same tastes and their tastes seem to fucking suck. are any of these commitee members also voters in the tournament? if so, then that’s messed up. imo there shouldn’t even be a committee, the tournament itself will weed out the chicks. if you’re going to have a committee then they MUST have varied tastes.

No disrespect to you or anyone else who dislikes another person’s taste, but if you had picked the women who catered to what you liked, would it be completely fair for someone else to completely slam your tastes?

YES! i thought that was the whole point of the tournament! ain’t no love in this bitch! we’re out for blood on this serious business internet! “ ummmmm, 1000 apologizes, Taito but i think that the girl i found might look just a tad bit better-” HELL NAW. FUCK YOU, TAITO THAT CUMDUMPSTER YOU PICKED LOOKS LIKE MONKEYSHIT! I AM YULAW! I’M NOBODY’S BITCH! YOU… ARE MINE! :mad:

All I can say is, if you or anyone else is truly that disappointed, I’ll give you the opportunity (If I decide to run another tourney next year) to select who you think should be in.

Also, Page 3/Playboy broads getting in disappoints me too. I couldn’t search through all of the picks myself due to time, but I can guarantee next year I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.

if i was really upset i would have posted my tears in the thread. i’m bitching in the lounge: 1.to vent 2.to NOT shit on the WMT. rules of the game are the rules of the game. can’t go against the rules. as for the Page 3/Playboy chicks, sometimes refs will accidentally give a team an extra down; strikes get called out of the box; Koscheck will fake an finger to the eye to take a breather because he was getting his ass beat. ish happenz. we are all human- except me because i’m not a human.

Kaz. What did I tell you before you started this? The tournament causes nothing but whiny little bitches to be angrier. Nothing good ever comes out of it. Don’t waste your time and effort justifying shit.

so far i think i’m the only person whining like a bitch over this- the new guy that’s never done it before. from what i heard from previous years a higher percentage of people were going crazy over it. this is probably the best run WMT ever, hater.

I said it once and I’ll say it again… fuck calves nigga:arazz:

the more you say it shows how hard you are fighting against it. deep down you know my side is heavenly and your vehement denial is merely a side effect of homosexuality leaving your body.

[give it up… and become straight

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