SRK Lounge Ver. 1235789-57134589-5473805-b

[Cryoh]

Do you remember that story a while ago about the woman who supposedly “fell asleep” at the tattoo parlor and while she was sleeping, the tattoo artist tattooed like, 50 stars on her face without her noticing, so she sued him for giving her a really ugly tattoo? (Then it turned out it was, of course, BS)

I saw somebody on the bus with a tattoo just like that and it blew my mind. I mean, I thought it was just a one time thing that somebody, you know, got struck by lightning or something which caused their brain to malfunction temporarily. Because, I mean, she eventually realized what a bad idea it was, and tried to pass the blame of bad judgement onto somebody else, I just find it hard to believe that somebody would willingly do that to them self.

I’ve seen like, 3 stars on a persons temple or neck, not the whole “half face covered in stars” deal. I spent most of the bus ride trying not to stare and pondering the ideological and moral ramifications of judging a person by their appearance. She also had a big ass rose tattoo on her neck and bad teeth. I couldn’t help but wonder if she had a job, and if she did, what does she do?

There’s a reason why tattoo artists nickname face tattoos “Everlasting JobStoppers”.

[tataa8P]

@Million
i was wondering when you’d show up. the lounge is now officially Million-certified™ folks…

8P

[Hatred_Edge]

She has the cooch of a bodybuilder?

[Shaft_Agent]

@Shaft Agent
she’s in a relationship with The Highlander?

8P

If you squint and cross your eyes, you can see it. It’s that invisible wall she hit years ago. My god, it is so sinister that it follows her wherever she goes.

Probably the top of the curve of the inner gastrocnemus.

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

She has the cooch of a bodybuilder?

i am sad that you all missed your chance. your careers are over. i’m especially disappointed in CLU3 because of the time where he said he got my quiz right when actually he cheated. he could have redeemed himself, but he did not.

maybe next time :sad:

[Havatchu]

stop wasting precious lounge resources on Final Fantasy bullshit unless you’re talking about how underrated The Spirits Within was.

naw, Nasty. i would hold Sophie Marceau’s farts in my lungs like a bong hit.

that woman is a 9.9999999999999999999. only one flaw on her (WHICH I LOVE- BUT I CAN’T NOT CALL IT A FLAW). it’s so obvious it’s something i notice quickly. y’all won’t notice it though. it’s game time.

you only get one shot

Spoiler

http://i2.lulzimg.com/becc424ef0.jpg

I’m really not seeing it, maybe her hands are too big for you or her boobs aren’t big enough?

She’s damn fine and cute to boot.

Fuck Final Fantasy, this thread needs a Wu-Tang tier list.

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Protip: You’re a fool if you think RZA, GZA and Ghostface aren’t top tier.

[tataa8P]

@Shaft Agent
oh poop. sigh my career as a s** offender is now over. switching careers then… i have decided that i will be gold farming in Diablo 3 soon… see you in 10 years SRK…

8P

[TheBladeItself]

i am sad that you all missed your chance. your careers are over. i’m especially disappointed in CLU3 because of the time where he said he got my quiz right when actually he cheated. he could have redeemed himself, but he did not.

maybe next time :sad:

It’s called apathy.

I get that way, when confronted with boyish looking Jew girls with yellow teeth, and tits far too far apart.

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[The_Epidemic]

S-tier
Popa Wu (his quotes are ridiculous)

[Chachi]

$26 at the DMV gets me a piece of paper instead of an actual license. Kansas can’t be assed to spend the money on card printers for their offices, even with long ass lines of people waiting to give them money everyday.

I guess I have to expect this state to not embrace technology if they haven’t even accepted evolution as an actual thing yet.

[Shaft_Agent]

She’s damn fine and cute to boot.

don’t insult Sophie Marceau by calling her “fine” and “cute”

sigh my career as a s** offender is now over.
8P

wear this shame for eternity

It’s called apathy.

it was apathy before you decided to throw lies at Her Majesty in your next line. now it’s High Level Mad

[TheBladeItself]

don’t insult Sophie Marceau by calling her “fine” and “cute”

wear this shame for eternity

it was apathy before you decided to throw lies at Her Majesty in your next line. now it’s High Level Mad

Mad honest.

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[TheBladeItself]

$26 at the DMV gets me a piece of paper instead of an actual license. Kansas can’t be assed to spend the money on card printers for their offices, even with long ass lines of people waiting to give them money everyday.

I guess I have to expect this state to not embrace technology if they haven’t even accepted evolution as an actual thing yet.

How can Missouri be so much more awesome, when it is just a state away?

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[Million]

It’s a shame that I got into it so late, but Protect Ya Neck is totally Ear-Delicious™ ( that link is different…? this is what I remember
Legendary

Spoiler

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)…one of the best tracks they ever made. Sheeeit, someone should do a combo vid to that… or a kill montage vid from Gears or somethin’…

PROTOTYPE— I wonder what would happen if Alex Mercer or J. Heller (the star of part 2) were in a world of super-heroes… I suppose as always with “comic book theoretical shit”, it would depend on who’s writing it. It would be interesting to see what the limits of a creature like that would be in terms of what he can absorb and “XCOPY”… like whether or not he could actually absorb a character like Superman… and if so, would he then be able to morph into a Superman copy (*not just visually; copying abilities as well, of course)? Heh, that would be awesome… in a world of super-human things… one of the best powers you can have is a “copy” ability. Sheeeit, I’d copy everything until there’s literally no possible way anyone or anything could stop and/or kill me. I’d aspire to be one of those beings that could only be destroyed if God Himself intervened and just decided I don’t exist anymore, or banish me to another dimension or whatever…

who could really be satisfied with being a lowly human, anyway? I’d jump at the chance of getting any strong supernatural powers I could get immediately.

[Chachi]

How can Missouri be so much more awesome, when it is just a state away?

Missouri sells beer on Sundays, and until later during the week. Oh, and cheaper taxes. That’s about it.

[TheBladeItself]

Missouri sells beer on Sundays, and until later during the week. Oh, and cheaper taxes. That’s about it.

And STL.

And all of its suburbs.

Hell, their Kansas City is even better than yours.

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[Rabbit2k7]

He has a point.

Oh, and I’m going with a GTX 680, and an i7 2600k. Ivy Bridge runs too hot for my liking I think.

[Chachi]

As a native son of Kansas City (dramatic pause), Missouri, you’re telling me things I already know.

I will go back to holding this L to my chest, or some shit like that.

[Vynce]

(I gave your mom her final fantasy. I gave her all 13.)

[Hatred_Edge]

(I gave your mom her final fantasy. I gave her all 13.)

Pfft, I gave her all 14. Scrub.

[The_Epidemic]

PROTOTYPE— I wonder what would happen if Alex Mercer or J. Heller (the star of part 2) were in a world of super-heroes… I suppose as always with “comic book theoretical shit”, it would depend on who’s writing it. It would be interesting to see what the limits of a creature like that would be in terms of what he can absorb and “XCOPY”… like whether or not he could actually absorb a character like Superman… and if so, would he then be able to morph into a Superman copy (*not just visually; copying abilities as well, of course)? Heh, that would be awesome… in a world of super-human things… one of the best powers you can have is a “copy” ability. Sheeeit, I’d copy everything until there’s literally no possible way anyone or anything could stop and/or kill me. I’d aspire to be one of those beings that could only be destroyed if God Himself intervened and just decided I don’t exist anymore, or banish me to another dimension or whatever…

who could really be satisfied with being a lowly human, anyway? I’d jump at the chance of getting any strong supernatural powers I could get immediately.

Couldnt the Parasite do that technically??