(Sigh. The name of that website still bothers me…)
While I am tempted to ask, I don’t think I ultimately wish to know what this incident with regards to Shaft Agent and Markman relates to.
Pfft. God was always playing games. It’s just that he was punishing people for not knowing the arbitrary rules in the Old Testament like Atem from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Lol, I’m fine, and I don’t have A girl, just female associates. And I already knew you didn’t have any pics before I asked just fucking wih you baby boy.
I forgot who’s blog it was, but someone was talking about how they ported christianity to dungeons & dragons as a type of priest class. AND IT WAS THE LAMEST SHIT EVER.
If that d&d shit was real, hell yeah I’d sign up. It fulfills my condition of joining any religion or cult, namely granting bona fide super powers.
N-Greg posts on SRK?
nah, if i did have pics i’d post them. i post pics of girls in my house all the time. i’ll be the first to admit she was plain looking. her legs were ok though, so whatevs.
Nigga I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the whole calf fetish thing anyway to be honest. I mean what would be the purpose of even caring except for just a general attraction to the shape? Is there something else about that makes a difference?
Speaking about fetishes I got a foot job for the first time and it was actually good, but that was probably the liquor that was in me cause otherwise I’d be like “bitch get your dirty tree climbing feet away from my dick wtf is wrong with you!?!”
(Okay, seriously. Shaft Agent, the guy in your avatar looks familiar for some reason. Am I supposed to know this person?)
As much as I don’t get Shaft Agent’s calf fetish either, isn’t it a bit ironic to say it’s “just a general attraction to the shape” when that applies for pretty much all body parts people find attractive? I mean, breasts are really just mound of fats and we all know that “pancake breasts” is usually a term meant to insult (Halle Barry) instead of to endear (Halle Barry). So…yeah?
It may just be me, but these two paragraphs seem to belie each other.
Or did you just mean that if the world of D&D were real, you’d generally be a cleric–I believe that’s the word for “priest” in D&D having never played it–for whatever religion or god or cult you could just to get the powers for it instead of becoming Bible-Man like I was interpreting it initially?
Sheeeeit,
Lucifer: "Oh no!"
God: “OH YES…you’ve activated my trap card… allow me to explain…”
Latest commercial sexpot-- dark-haired woman from the Visa black card commercial…NICE. She could use a bit more thickness in the booty department, but the rest of her is incredible.
*350+(*forgot how many I did early this morning) push-ups today, along with 100 sit-ups + a bit of running/jogging… this has become my new drug once again.
*Sandra Smith (*incredibly salad-tossable) will be on Hannity’s show in a minute…
*the name of that store “Siemen’s” still makes me laugh.
… Asperger’s Syndrome still cracks me up too. “Assburgers”? Of all the names they could’ve chosen for that condition…
*The degradation of History channel continues… whose idea was it to give Larry the Cable Guy a show on this network?! What the hell is this guy doing on my precious History channel!? TV hardly makes sense anymore. I won’t be surprised if one day you can see repeats of Rubik the Amazing Cube and 3-2-1 Contact on the goddamn Golf Channel.
It’s also the feel…
i dunno 
. maybe it’s a psychological think to help ensure my genes pass? like that picture you posted. obviously she’s not unattractive (she looks healthy, probably not ugly, thin, nice butt, etc), i can see why a dude would want to bang her- just when i apply those traits of bangablility to my standards, they just don’t match up in my eyes. i could bang her, but it wouldn’t be enjoyable i guess?
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pancake breasts are ok if the chick is fit. i’d rather pancake breasts than implants.
What? how the fu…?
If anyone knows a way to run final cut studio on pc let me know thanks!
wow…mccain coulda shanked him and ran for president right after wit no problems. tag line would be “try and tell him he didnt fight for your rights”
( at Million taking up the Yugi-oh thing. Lesser “lulz” at Rick Santorum apparently trolling John McCain since saying stupid shit is all Santorum ever does.)
Ugh. I’m curious: Is this Schwartznegger thing being focused on a lot outside of California? It’s so stupid that they’re already hounding this (literal) bastard and released information on his mother and everything. How the hell is that legal if this isn’t a crime? Oh, right, no justice or anything.
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I’m aware of that. I should have specified visually, but I didn’t think I would have to given what angelpalm seemed to be trying to get at. Even Million has yet to develop the ability to tactile-grope people with just his eyes.
Ah, I see. I kind of stopped paying attention to them after everyone kept repeating all of their songs.
…How fuck does “Jizz in my Pants” have over a 100 million views?
remembers what’s popular nowadays and how the song was at least a humorous parody instead of vapid reality
You know what, nevermind.
Agreed. Fake implants are stupid unless they’re needed for like reconstructive surgery or something (if they even ever are used like that).
its big over in mass…sadly its on par with popularity as the story of a 5 yr old white boy who apparently got murdered.
lol@ nick having asian pacific american month…no offense but wtf is an asian pacific? that chinese, cause they were talkin bout bruce lee on the vignette.
also lol@ the article bout streaming being possibly illegal…srk.com bout to be the srkunderground if that shit happens.
I don’t know about this fake titties vs pancake titties thing. I dislike both but I think there are some variety of fake titties I’d prefer. At least over that pair on the hambeast rsigley posted.
Fake titties feel gross and look unnatural, they only look decent when covered up in cleavage baring clothing.
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final calf addendum before i go to sleep and then to my death in The Big Easy.
imagine yourself the height of masculinity and strength. you are unquestionably the alpha male of the planet. every female on the planet wants to let you fuck them without question, and you have too much testosterone to not be guaranteed a male son. you have a choice between 2 women. which one do you choose? femininity is not a factor as you are guaranteed a male son. the female might have some trouble surviving the pregnancy of such a spawn. which one looks healthier?
the one on the left has a fucking liver spot 
reft? haha made me think scooby doo posted that.
