Usually three to five minutes before the “is cumming”, amirite, [paradoxically] Anticlimactic Funbags? 
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read what boel posted before i posted
LOL!
why the hell is it in all these tournaments then?
i guess i’ll wait for it to hit bargain bin before checking it out then
Why…
Dear god, why?
Ambiguously ethnic dude, you gay.
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That wasn’t what I was going for but alright =/
MK9 is good.
-Dammit_rab
I corrected that swype-o.
I’d say “high-five” to that rejoinder, but…
“Did you wash yo’ hans?”
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OHS NOES! SRK PLZ HELP! I started a Bearnaise sauce without first clarifying the butter! WHAT CANS I DO???
is that made from bears?
dude knowledge of cookin
Are you talking about the rapture prediction by Camping? Please understand that there have been a long recorded history of people predicting doomsday based on numerology in the bible or the bible code, and that these are all fringe groups. I mean, I can understand young earth creationists to some extent, because they believe the Bible is inerrant. Ok cool. But there’s really no biblical support for numerology. Most christians don’t believe the date is actually predictable, as jesus himself says in one of the gospels that his return will come like a “thief in the night” - aka no one knows. TRUE, the bible contradicts itself often, and you can typically find a bible verse to support any position, but there’s really no verse that says “yo dawg, its possible to know the exact date”. The only verses about the end of the world just indicate that there will be times of turbulence and strife. They are general clues, not specific (which is a common tactic using when making prophecies, since any prophecy given enough time will come true, as long as you make it vague enough)
Second, Camping made a failed prediction before in 1994, so he lost most of his followers already due to failed credibility. So really, I don’t know any christians who actually think the world is going to end in May.
Some people are out saying that on May-21-2011 Jesus will come again or resurrect or some shit I don’t know.
Tsk tsk Jie come on. Camping isn’t saying the world will end in May. Rapture happens on saturday. The people left behind get to roast in flame and misery until the world ends in October.
Yeah, its Harold Camping like I said, and he’s pretty fringe. He’s already made a failed prediction before, so I really don’t know how he can say this shit with a straight face. Must be senility.
FUCK YEAH!! Wrestled that bitch with my BEAR hands! Now he’s in my pot.
Hey I mentioned rapture in my post! My point still stands though, the Bible clearly says the return of Jesus cannot be predicted. Logically speaking, the rapture cannot be predicted either, because if it could, then the return could be predicted as well, contradicting those verses.
So all these nutty “end of the world” christian groups are fringe cults imo. You’d think their long history of being wrong over the centuries would make them a little more hesitant but NOPE.
FUN BIBLE TRIVIA:
I think the canon interpretation of events is…
- the BEAST (antichrist) and his false prophet stirs up trouble. you will know the beast by his mark, 666
- rapture (believers leave earth and enter heaven directly)
- jesus returns a little while later
- final battle at armageddon (yes folks, Megiddo is a LOCATION, not an event), and false prophet and the BEAST are defeated
- jesus and his followers get to reign on earth for 1000 years in paradise from Jerusalem. think of this as a BONUS party for the believers.
- after the 1000 years, heaven and earth are essentially merged. Earth Jerusalem is merged with heaven Jerusalem
PS: I enjoy theology
I don’t know about you guys but I would actually love to witness the end of the world.
If someone gave me a button and told me that pushing it would destroy the Earth, I’d push it.
I hope they have popcorn in heaven. I’ll need some to watch the final battle at armageddon.
some men just want to watch the world burn
Do you think heaven has a bookie for the final battle? I gotta put down a few heavendollars on that shit!
did you ever watch the movie Religiosity? the whole sobering point of the movie is that judaism/islam/christianity all believe in an “end of the world” type scenario, and are actively awaiting that day. Many are in positions of power and now humanity has the tech to make that happen. so you may get your wish yet, if the fanatics get their way.