Awww, alcohol, a subject I can thoroughly get behind. Besides Athany’s buttcheeks that is.
I have a few major issues re: Alexander Keith’s IPA:
- It’s not an IPA.
- It’s not even an ale.
- It’s a lager.
- It’s not even a good lager.
ok, that last one I made up because I’m biased against lagers. but still, calling it an IPA when it’s very clearly a lager should be false advertising. I don’t mind some of the other Keith’s beers, such as the Red Amber and the Dark Ale.
Keith’s is just a marketing engine, the beer isn’t actually that good.
I’m just happy we no longer talking about dicks. Lounge really needed a reboot after 8.0, and 9.0. :shake:
Makes the bitter beer “skunk” face
-Starhammer-
As far as regular shitty beers go, I tend toward Labatt. For good beer, Soft Parade is pretty sweet.
Soft Parade totally doesn’t sound like a beer brand. Maybe a toilet paper brand.
Beer that I tried based on name and wasn’t very good - Moose Drool.
It’s not really a brand. It’s made by Short’s Brewing Company here in MI.
Meh, Molson and Labatt are just the most common beers. They’re the budweiser’s of Canada.
lol their first mascot ended up being a child molester hahahahahaha
Not THAT bad. I really dunno which I prefer between Molson Canadian or Labatt Blue. Keep in mind Molson has MANY different varieties of beer, including the VERY useful Cold Shots. I dunno if they still sell it, but Norm Macdonald used to rave about a Molson beer in Quebec that was 12%. The best was when Molson started that “we found used needles in Labatt bottles” campaign. Good times.
Molson Canadian and Labatt Blue just happen to be the most common beers on tap in Canada, and also Ontario is raped because we have to buy our beer from the Beer Store (yes, they’re ONLY called The Beer Store), which is owned by a conglomerate owned by Molson (49%), Labatt (49%), and Sleeman (2%, and owned by Japanese company Sapporo). So yeah, it’s been a running battle for almost a century to end that stupidity, to no luck 
I have to research it again, but I read that Canadian beer includes a variation of marijuana (something from the Sativa or Cannabis family) in most of their beers. Or some random ingredient that American beer excludes.
American vs Canadian Beer ABV
[details=Spoiler]American Beers
Beer ABV
Budweiser 5.0
Bud Dry 5.0
Bud Light 4.2
Bud Ice 5.5
Bud Ice Light 4.1
Bud Select 4.3
Busch 4.6
Busch Light 4.2
Busch Ice 5.9
Coors Original 5.0
Coors Light 4.5
Coors Extra Gold 5.0
Keystone 4.4
Keystone Light 4.2
Keystone Ice 5.9
Old Milwaukee 5.0
Pabst 5.0
Canadian Beers
Beer ABV
Carling Black Label 4.7
Grizzly Canadian Lager 5.4
Hamilton 4.5
Labatt Blue 5.0
Labatt Blue Light 4.0
Labatt Bleue Dry 6.1
Labatt Extra Dry 5.5
Labatt 50 5.0
Labatt Ice 5.6
Labatt Sterling 4.0
Labatt Wildcat 4.9
Moosehead 5.0
Molson Canadian 5.0
Molson Dry 5.5
Molson Export 4.9
O’Keefe Canadian Beer 4.9
Old Style Pilsner 5.0
James Ready 5.5
[/details]
anybody who drinks less than 5.0 is a mother fucking pussy
edit: TO THE POST BELOW:
The only vodka that should touch your lips is Smirnoff Twisted flavours (if you’re a pussy or too lazy to make Skittle Vodka yourself), Stolichnaya, or Grey Goose
too bad the lil’ bit of Irish blood that I have causes it to be more like water, as in “I can’t get drunk off it”. It’s my casual/ family reunion/ BBQ get together/ watching the game choice of beer. But if I need a party, trash my life away drink then it’s the hardest Vodka I can drink: Barton.
on a random note: went to my local Baker’s grocery store and got some wine for free. Bare Foot vendor was there just passing it out like govt cheese.
Water > beer
fight me 
Christ no. Just…no all around. Good Vodka should have no taste.
:u: he is almost a perfect clone.
stop capitalizing words unless they are proper nouns or you are emphasizing/yelling
^Reppin the goose. that stuff makes me act a fool sometimes though. Still, if not for Bacardi, I would never have found out my friend’s Black Labrador was a good dancer. Personally, I think he licked some of the booze off my face when I wasn’t looking. 
Man, I miss the big cheese block. That is the highest tier cheese I’ve ever eaten. :sad: Strangely enough, I’ve never tried the cheese and wine thing. I just don’t get it.
-Starhammer-
God fucking…DAMMIT. I am so fucking close to being fucking done with Youtube. Whats with the new drop down bar when i click my account name? Why can’t i easily access my favorites page? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING HARD ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! God dammit. Youtube Admins and designers can all go eat a fucking dick!
Flavored vodka is horrible. I drink Svedka if I’m poor and Goose if I have some money. I’m also a huge fan of Bombay Sapphire and tonic.
Well, we all know who thank for that don’t we? I wonder if he thinks talking about dicks will win him the coveted Million award of 2011 as he set out to do.
I’m pissed. I thought he was you.
Sw beta, give back the av please. And shaft, you suck for that wack av
Anyways, swbeta is right. Water>beer.
Fight us
Who the fuck here knows a thing or two about BMX bikes? This big boy is gonna get one this summer but I’m trying to not act like a kid and get what looks pretty. What should I look for? My only problem is one of these hatin ass niggas trying to press me…again. 
And was there dick talk in 8? Thought only Disney tiers.
Sheeeeit,
I love watching the infamous “DSP” playing through the latest Mortal Kombat game. It’s a never-ending stream of quality entertainment because we have such a great combo going on here—
- He’s easily frustrated by bullshit. (or simply losing, even if it wasn’t bullshit. This isn’t really a jab at him… I’m the same way on occasion. When I see bullshit occur in a game, I’m tempted to throw the game itself right out the window.)
- MK games have always been OVERFLOWING with bullshit…particularly from the AI. Basically, that franchise has some of the most blatantly cheap ass cpu characters in the history of gaming.
These 2 things mix and give you beautiful comedic results.