People really do this?
So I found this guy’s debit card that he dropped and decided on driving to the police station in order to return it. The lost and found police were complete douchenozzles and give me a lot of runaround like they’re doing me a favor to return this guy’s debit card. They forced me to use an automated system over the phone even though I made it crystal clear I wasn’t here for an appointment/retrieval and was returning a lost item. After waiting on them while they chatted away behind the soundproof glass, they eventually gave me the address for another police station to go which was 2 cities away and said I should give it to them instead. What the fuck?
I drove to the nearest bank listed on his debit card and gave it to them instead.
I never thought doing the right thing was such a damn inconvenience to law enforcement. :bluu:
yeah i do this all the time! i like the charred crispy exterior
white shadow: yeah fuck the cops on that shit for real. on a related topic, i was at some fancy smancy hotel in beijing and i came down to use my laptop in the lounge, and some dude had left his iphone 4 sitting on the table. i sat by it for awhile to see if the guy would come down looking for it, but eventually turned it into the hotel staff.
the hotel staff guy seemed a little confused and was like oh okay sure ill keep this in case someone asks for it. in retrospect that guy probably pocketed that thing, iphone 4 in china is worth a lot of money!
Ten, that’s the number of women Rock B drop kicked because Val made this thread.
IDK if you saw my last post but
damn
I grill my hot dogs on some Papaya King ish. I hate boiled ones. My moms used to do that.
yeah boiled hot dogs are awful, almost as bad as microwaved ones
guess I’m gonna have hotdogs too. mayo, mustard, and sriracha 
Fuck you maxx and your Celts. Yall nigga bout to pay :devil:
So I’m putting dishes away, specifically, the mugs and glasses, which we’ve kept in a cabinet above the counter with the cofee pot.
As I’m doing it, I start hearing a slow creek.
If my ass hadn’t jumped about 5 feet the instant it started coming forward, my ass may be full of ceramic and glass shards right now.
Goddamn.
That is random. lol
Oh and that pineapple sauce Colombians put on their hot dogs is really tasty, probably the best food surprise of my picky-food-eating life. Damn it’s good.
Respect.
You did a good thing.
Regarding the cops issue… people who are really dumb and fail and then drop out of high school become cops because their options are limited by their stupidity, so it’s no surprise that they were complete idiots since they’re just a bunch of high school drop outs (if they even made it into high school).
boiled hot dogs are fine if you’re adding them to something else, like beans or chili for instance.
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Tier mind fuck
Pussy aside, am I the only non-mammal eating GDer?
I gave it up years ago, and haven’t looked back.
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Like without bacon is not life. That’s all there is to it. Apologies to vegetarians and Jewish people everywhere - but you are not really alive. You are functioning at a level barely above the reanimated dead.
Don’t all the street vendors boil their hot dogs first before putting them on the grill?
I had no idea you could microwave them though. Honestly, that’s my own fault, I forgot that you can literally microwave anything.
Sheeeeeit,
I like the exterior of the hot dog to be a bit crispy/burned as well… I’ll cook them in a pan to get this crispy burned texture. There was no (working) grill at the house so there ya go. The ideal is only a slight burn though… never “crunchy black” like that dude from Three 6 Mafia…nah, that’s obviously a bad situation. This is a rare choice for me though… last time I had hot dogs was probably a few years ago.
*I require toasted bread too… soft, regular hotdog buns just don’t cut it for me. I still don’t get how folks can tolerate mushy, cheap bread… when bread turns into a dough-ball within 2 seconds of your saliva touching it…that’s a sorry excuse for bread. It’s disgusting… sissified bread, if you will.
*I unloaded a nice stream of ass-juice a little while ago… imagine how it would be to piss out of your asshole…yeah, that kind of shit…no chunks! My ass took a leak like it was at a urinal.
Wow this is serious business! This might Bowser low mid instead of turd tier.
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WHAT?!
preach on brotha. I grew up Muslim, so I feel like I need to eat copious amounts of bacon to make up for lost time.