I’ve always been cooler than this place. But there are some cool people in this place. The only thing cooler than me is ShinOmegaViscant. Sep was cool, so was gangleaderjay. I joined his gang back in the day.
would u believe that I never actually watched Star Trek? I’ve seen a fuckload of clips, and one of my best friends is an uber Trekkie (he’s got the fucking shirt, signed by every member of the original and TNG shows, and pictures of him with most of the cast and crews), and I saw the latest movie…online…and the TNG ones, sadly.
but yeah, I’m just a knowledgeable guy
I look forward to this years GD Awards…i’mma take that Million sexual deviant award this year. We need some new categories. There sadly may not be a “best new poster” award this year though 
There was always porn. It would have started with cave drawings. Also, you could just easily watch while an alpha male would club some hairy chick in the head, drag her over to a log, and do his thing.
Don’t kid yourselves, God invented porn first, THEN us
The hipster above it all way you use U in the word humor makes you very cool in an international chic way.
…what? Scratchula was also hella cool. Shifting Colors was cool too.
After I got off the bus to school this morn I came to find out that my Physics professor had a heart attack so now I have to take my exam on Friday.
which is the manlier card game
hearts or spades
Boo Ray
Texas Holdem it’s a real gentleman’s card game.
Spades all day.
Grog! You hairy, hairy man. It won’t be the same once your avatar is no longer animated.I think the server change will bring many a great changes.
Spades, obviously.
Because you can pierce a fuckin’ Heart with a Spade.
I’ve only ever seen chicks playing Hearts
Windows Hearts cheats like nobody’s goddamn business.
One AI players lays down a 2 of hearts, I lay down a 5 of hearts because it’s the lowest heart I have. Guarantee on the souls of everyone in my family now and in the future the other two players are laying down the 3 and 4 of hears thereby fucking me over.
Every. Fucking. Time. It does that.
People forget that Picard was a decorated soldier way before he became a captain. There are also plenty of episodes of him going on random spy missions and kicking ass like a boss. This is not an argument for or against either captain, just mentioning that because Picard likes to chill and avoid conflict doesnt’ mean he is a bitch.
Fucking Bunk 
Where is the captain archer talk
Wow…
Since I’m home a lot earlier today I feel that I should order some food. What should I go with? Sandwiches, Pizza, Hot Wings, or Chinese?
i think you should take a quiet moment to pray for your dieing physics professor
Chinese.
damn…I think I am gonna order Chinese tonight…I haven’t done that in FOREVERS…and I dont feel like ‘cooking’ my own ‘chinese’
I still make the most ghetto Beef and Broccoli