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Picard may > Kirk alone, but the original series is about the trifecta of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. One is not complete without the other two.
Picard is cooler than Kirk, but Kirk will always be the FIRST captain for Star Trek. Janeway is also cool for fucking with the timestream on a daily basis lol
meh…Kirk solved shit by punching it. Picard solved shit poetically. Maybe he shot it, maybe he understood it, either way I’m gonna regret this:
Spock and barely Kirk (Star Trek nerds blood keeps him alive) are all that mattered. Bones? Fuck you, he has 1 catchphrase, and thats about it. Scotty is dead of fatness, and even he only gets one remembered catchphrase. Chekov or whatever ain’t far behind.
TNG had way more constant booty meat (Troi and Crusher > Uhura + random space chicks with beehive haircuts + sulu*)…oh and a klingon bodyguard, a blind guy who was borderline magic, a fucking android that solved virtually every problem, and a badass Borg villain…oh and fucking Q (who will hopefully be tied in with Trelane in the new movie)
*if your username is CLU 2
u still fail to understand the difference between ‘pun’ and ‘inside joke that only you get’ 
Kirk would mollywop Picard everyday, and twice on Sunday.
Whilst leisurely recording it, blow for blow, in his o.g. captian’s log.
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Huh.
So using a term to effect multiple meanings, in a playful manner, isn’t a pun…
I’ll let the dictionary know.
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Well, a good blowjob is hardly about the lips.
And it sure as fuck ain’t about the adam’s apple mileena is toting.
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mollywop? seriously? What year is this again, cuz my time machine appears to be centuries ahead of itself
Kirk would have few options against Picard. Either he punches him in the face until some alien chick fucks him, or hopes that Spock can vulcan pinch him, or…um oh wait, thats it. Oh maybe the old shitty lego Enterprise could shoot him with lasers yeah!!! Or maybe even lazerz if you’re feeling ‘risque’
Picard would simply either explain logically how shit works, get an invincible android to fuck Kirk’s world up (no nuts to kick now, Shatner), get Troi to mindmeld and fuck him psychically, get Geordi to build some crazy blind man weapon to fuck shit up, get Worf to bust out Klingon death stabbers to kill shit with, get Riker to shave/grow a beard at THE SAME TIME, or get Crusher’s ginger milf ass on the front line (or get her son to blink you to death)
yeah, thats a fair fight
Kirk mano a mano versus Picard = “Star Trek: Skip A Generation”
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People acting like Picard couldn’t fight or something. He just chose not to. For he knew how to kill a man 300 different ways. Such power must not be used casually, so he uses logic and convincing to win battles. Kirk wouldn’t have gotten his fist halfway to Picard’s face before he makes an unbeatable argument that makes Kirk concede.
All of these skills he would later teach to Hugh Jackman.
who made it throught that movie alive?
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purple bunny’s obviously stoned ass agree’s.
U need sleep Clu, you’re weak from obviously not feeding on the tears of scrubs and n00bs
Wow.
The first thing we have ever disagreed upon.
Kirk’s swagger alone, would be enough to stagger Picard into submission.
And this is discounting the real possibility that it would shake the tenuous vestiges of heterosexuality out of Picard forthwith, reducing him to something more drastic than mere hero worship of Kirk’s macho manliness.
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Picard bitched out.
Kirk manned the fuck up, and got shit done.
And he was already the fuck dead, when he did it.
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I agree with disagreement. I will fight you with logical conclusions if you wish to take this outside. Excuse me while I gather the Picardonites as witnesses.
Mark my words, when I am through with you you will not be harmed in any way whatsoever, but you may be intrigued in reading a book about insects and the metaphors of them in 60’s rock music.
Gods damn yea, I am duly intrigued.
What book is this, of which yea speak?
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I made that up, actually. But now that it’s been said, a search should be made to see if one exists.
If not, I’ll write one.
purple, you set us up, then crushed our hearts
i expected you to already have such a novel novel (yes that makes sense right now) set up. You tease Clu and I with illusions of grandeur, and yet instead you offer us the fruits of your google search
for shame
This does not speak highly of Picardonite logic.
Methinks it is as soft as his wrist.
Whereas whilst his head might be strong, ever more so is Kirk’s fist.
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all 3 of y’all are gay nerds.
mIRC never forgets to bake his mom a cake for Mother’s Day- as well as his best friend’s mom too.
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