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Soccer can also still end in a tie, last I heard. That right there spits in the face of the very concept of sport and competition. Wouldn’t the fans have a right to be pissed off at something like that in any sport? You watch and/or attend it live to see a one side WIN. In any competitive even, the expectation is that someone or some team is going to win, and someone is definitely going to lose. If it can end in a draw, then that’s stupid and pointless.

Gretchen Carlson’s legs have evolved…she is so much better looking than she once was. There was a time when I considered her to be one of the bottom-rank sexpots on Fox…but that has changed. Of course she’s still not on par with the top tiers like Andrea Tantaros or my baby S.E. Cupp or Julie Banderas.

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Yeah, ties in sports are stupid. I don’t watch any sport where that can happen, and the one time I watched a sport that I liked where it did happen I was pissed. I’m talking about the MLB all-star game from a while back that Bud Selig called off since it was going to go into extra innings. That was ultra wack.

It amazes me that he followed up the all-star game the next year by making the winner of the all-star game give home field advantage to the winning league in the World Series. I’m not sure what’s made me more upset about that. The fact that he wants to give something of great advantage based on an basically an exhibition game or that they had a slogan when they advertised the game that year that distinctively said, “This time it really counts!” Yeah sure…

Anyways, there is only one news sexpot, and I’ve been ignoring Million on this one, but you guys should really check her out if you haven’t already. Natasha Curry. Now that’s a real woman folks.

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I find that 90% of people that hate hockey hate it because they can’t physically play the sport, their hand eye coordination and balance are too shitty to handle it. It’s all good have fun with your ball and “hoop”.

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90% of the people who hate it probably dont have an ice skating ring around.

Dont know which is worse… Hockey fanatics that behave as if its the best shit or soccer ones… Fuck you both… Basketball is where its at.

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fixt.

and fucking ROFL.

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Basketball is where its at.

You just mad because the Orlando Tragic are gone fishin’.

Does Orlando even have a hockey team?

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this. Seriously, people don’t even see the little beauties, like nailing a tape to tape pass to a guy 35 feet away, skating at 50km/h (fuck your lousy american speeds and measurements, but just in case, thats about 31mph), while people are hitting you, and there are usually people between you to avoid while you pass.

Baseball is fucking boring as shit. Hell, they had to inject players with mass amounts of steroids just to TRY to make the game more interesting, and all that accomplished is arguing. Every fucking year, 40 teams duke it out for like 200 fucking games, just so that 4 of em can make the playoffs, and 2 of those teams are usually the same fucking team. You have a salary cap that you let the rich teams go over, every year. Not one part of that shit league makes any sense anymore. America’s pasttime? Lol you stupid fucking yanks

Football…fuck off with that American football nonsense, and that “non american football”. Its football and soccer. If you’re talking about america, and mention football, dont be a tard and start discussing soccer. Now football is a good sport, even though (like the nba), you’re basically giving criminals money, and fame, and letting em run with it. The best part is how random it is. Sure, certain teams do good, but seriously, it’s probably the hardest sport to predict who is gonna make it to the end. The fact it constantly evolves (SOOOOO many other sports are afraid of change) is probably its strongest positive aspect. People who laugh at football are usually jealous europeans.

Basketball…pffft fuck that. Tough ass black guys from the ghetto’s and projects end up pretending to fall down, and play a sport where getting slapped or bumped into is a foul. Man up you got damn fucking pansies. Basketball was badass in the 70’s, 80’s, and even the 90’s. Now its a joke. All the players wanna play in the same fucking team. Basketball is slowly becoming baseball. Thanks for fucking up the sport we Canadians allowed you to have, America.

peace out I need a bowl. Im grumpy as fuck today

Florida has two…this still baffles me. Isn’t Florida Panthers just outside of Orlando? either that or Miami or some shit. Whatever, all of Florida should have just been one fucking city anyways. Called Disney.

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Yeah…

It figures you’d see it like that.

i.e. Asian woman driving levels of myopia going on up in your ocular field.

Hockey is to sports, what pink-haired goth Teletubbies are to sexual attraction.

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:rofl: Why won’t you let that go dude?

Anyways, Sovi3t, I was gonna reply to that long post but you’re all over the map on that one.

I’m not so sure I comprehend this statement by you:

:rofl:

Is that even remotely possible?

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fucking amazing? Thanks for backing me up. You having fun riding the SoVi3t train there, Clu? I have your pm’s fucker, u can’t lie in GD much longer :smiley: :smiley:

but seriously, I never understood america’s rage against hockey. I guess it’s that classic “if it ain’t american, it must be crap” sentiment, which is ironic because America makes/produces nothing worth mentioning, aside from Hollywood…hey americans, enjoy your football this ye–…oh wait

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More like running a Sov3it train. : coffee:

One love, my good Queen’s man, one love.

(maple syrup)

Ain’t nobody raging against hockey. It ain’t like it’s female circumcision. It’s only mildly curiously aberrant.

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I find pretty much all sports boring to watch, and more fun to play.

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I can’t tell if you were being poetic, hitting on me, or just flat out drunk

either way, I’ll still have your man babies

Naa, baseball is both lol. Unless you’re infield, or playing pro. I was a catcher, so it was always exciting. I felt bad for left field though. Baseball is at least interesting when kids are young, cuz that ball can just bounce up anytime and take out a child. True story, I wanted to be an umpire when I was a kid. Then I went to ump school. Then I started doing semi pro games, and realizing the pay was fucking terrible. That and it was annoying hearing parents whine because you struck out their retarded kid, and having to ump non pro games was a living hell. Seriously, ball ball ball ball take your base. Ball ball ball ball take your base too. Ball ball ball wtf

and it wasn’t like you could be lenient and call a ball a strike. WTF do you do when the ball is like 16 feet away from the plate, behind the batter, and bounces 6 times on the way there? Fuck you, ya stupid 12 year old shitface. Stop trying to throw fastballs and sinkers when you CAN’T EVEN THROW PERIOD

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in the voice of Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets

“Poetic”

And, gods, I’d hope they’d be man, man babies. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m a handsome guy, but I dunno if I’m pretty enough for both ends of the kids’ gene pool.

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I don’t follow basketball so this was news to me haha.

Nah closest team is Tampa Bay, and the panthers are down by miami, no one has cared about them since they lost Pavel Bure in 2002 haha.

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lol @ canadians allowing us to have basketball…naismith invented basketball and then went on to suck at coaching it.

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it’s still our sport…never forget that. Also never forget them videos of the whitest kids in the world playing it, that they would show back in the 50’s and 60’s. That shit is classic. Basketball played in white t-shirts…white-tastic :slight_smile:

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sportz iz srs bsns

:mad:

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Lol.

Those were hilarious.

Lol…white kids…playing basketball…actually following the rules…

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lol double handed underhand passing. No bounce passes. Everybody does layups.