Did you see the measurement chart at the end of the book? I personally love the “Write your own entry: Today write about how you made someone happy with your huge penis”.
Green beans are great actually. Little seasoned salt, butter. You got a great siide
green beans are pretty sweet
that fur bra is a sweet idea
when I get a job, I’ll totally give you $5 if you shave yourself a fur bra and use it as your av for a year.
i “liked” this post just so i could “unlike” it.
Yeah, Hatin on bush beans is grounds for an ass-bombing though.
This might sound like a dumb question, but is it unseasonably hot for the rest of you as it is here? I’ve been drinking water more than booze if you can believe that, and I’m STILL getting dehydration headaches. Pain in the neck to be honest.
-Starhammer-
leave the crib to go say “bye” to a friend that’s headed home to england, hop in the subway home. get to the station and walk outside, thunder and raining like a motherfucker, fucking A.
Green bean casserole with that French’s onion shit is pretty dope.
To me.
(I failed. :sad: )
So…there’s a bunch of shit I need to do today to actually be productive, yet I’m already distracted by FrameAdvantageCom’s channel’s latest uploads.
Fission mailed.
By Odin’s beard! Someone actually used “I couldn’t care less” correctly! This…this is impossible!
Yeah. Keep digging that hole deeper. Windmills need a good foundation so they don’t blow away.
Geez, I think I look bad, but not that bad.
Isn’t Drake that rapper (or whatever) who looks like he has Down Syndrome and has a massive forehead?
Arcticninja has posted videos of himself here. Just saying.
Your boyfriend has a huge penis? You have my condolences.
You won a PTQ? Good shit man! The price change to the plane ticket is way better than the 250 + random stuff that it used to be. What were you playing?
I was playing the Valakut/Prismatic Omen combo deck. My finals was on camera, I posted the link in the MTG thread a while back if you want to check it out.
From google I’m getting its kinda like a wonkier scapeshift deck. What’s the diff (I just looked up what the combo did)?
I am so glad I removed any pics of myself on this site a long time ago.
Peeps who watch the Wednesday.Night Xanbats stream have probably seen me somewhere in the background.
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I didn’t know you owned a wheelchair.
And Boel, you know its getting scorching outside. Better rock that bra with…umph. Ain’t no other way to do it but right.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfkw7omRm1qhmj05o1_400.gif
is that supposed to entice me? do you know who i am?
Drake is the best rapper alive and it is an honor to have similar features to him. if you’d get rid of the swoop, ladies would be crawling all over you even though they know you can’t rap and cry all the time.
speaking of famous people, yesterday my friend was all like “dude, guess who i saw a few days ago… Jessica Biel!” i was all like “did you mack on her?” and he was all like “nah some queer was already talking to her” and i was all like “well you dodged a bullet ” and he looked at me like i was crazy. “i don’t give a DAMN about that. that’s Jessica Biel.”
so how many of you would willingly contract herpes just for the chance to bone some random who is famous? i’m guessing i’m the only one here that wouldn’t.
What?! Nigga, I aint gettin herpes for NO BROAD. :mad:
Wait what? Chicks are asking you to give them herpes? What kind of boards are you hanging out with?
You should be legally obligated to tell someone you have an STD prior to any intimate contact.
And hell fucking no I wouldn’t mess with some disease infested person knowingly. PUT 'EM ALL IN ONE BOAT AND BLOW THAT SHIT UP BABY!
No you took my response outta context. These hoodrat bitches be crawlin on me. But I be like back da fuk up. You know uptown’s HIV stats? :eek: