SRK Lounge v.12 There once was a RockB from Nantucket

i def see some rebecca in that girl’s facial features

just needs the hairstyle and not take pictures of herself in a dark candlelit room and it’s friday, friday

gonna get paid on friday

So you’re implying that RB is hot?

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Are you?

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my cock, gotta have cum
Seein’ black, the time is stand-still
Bobbin on and on, everybody’s chokin
Gotta get down to the shaft pop
Gotta catch my breath, can’t see shit

and syke, at 18, she’d getit like DeeJay

uhm…

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No shit, son.

I thought this was common knowledge by now.

I don’t keep tabs on people here. The fuck iz y0u cr@zy?

That’s how them 15 year old girls be spelling. Isn’t that just awesome?

Might be because I’ve been posting in the premo section for the past two years, since I joined.

My brother-in-law made a joke at dinner today about how txt spk iz bcuming a rl language and how it would be allowed in public schools for essays and what-not, I laughed my ass off, then I wanted to cry because I know in some backward ass school it’s going to happen, and probably already has. =/

I sure hope not. I also get pissed when people say stuff like “O-M-G” irl. :rolleyes:

Is your brother a black person from Oakland? They tried to pull that shit with Ebonics years ago.

FUCK Oakland by the way.

Or when people say “W-T-F”. It takes longer to say “W” than “WHAT.”

Nah, he’s a big white dude from Kentucky, only speaks in Ebonics when he’s high or drunk, to great ability too.

I-R-L is another one that gets on my nerves. Best thing ever though is when people use video game terms in real life. A few years back a few friends and I were walking back from a movie, say a dead squirrel on the sidewalk and one looks to another and says “you gonna loot that bro?” Priceless.

What did Oakland do to you?

Aw HELLZ NAW!!! I ain’t having no damn seat over there!! You ain’t getting me!!!

-Starhammer-

Shaving is such a chore

Try keeping your entire body smooth for a decent period of time and then tell me shaving’s a chore, shaving your face/neck isn’t shit.

Man, think about it. His name is PapaRhino. Now analyze that. Rhinos have horns. Horns can be a synonym for penis. And the prefix “papa-” indicates fatherhood / alpha male status. That means he’s the father of penis. Or, daddy ding-a-ling. You will show respect to and salute it as it will in turn salute you.

HA! I said “analyze”. “Anal”. “Diarrhea”.

Speaking of ballskin

Criminal Minds (the best crime/investigation show…CSI can’t hang with this shit) marathon is on today…

Padget Brewster and A.J. Cook would get BONED™ all day long. I don’t care that Padget has a beak that would make Woody Woodpecker jealous. I’d like to sniff her taint.

My favourite is when people actually say out loud, “ELLE OH ELLE” in response to a joke or something and then don’t actually laugh. That is some strange meta shit right there, that blows my mind.

Also, I was calling Padget Brewster back in Andy Richter Controls the Universe, what up.

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Shaft, I’m leeching your bandwidth, what up squared.