i pregame wit patron shots. get on my level. lol.
Fuck 4 Loko. I just alternate Irish coffee with regular coffee.
funniest porno I ever was a milf-hunter type thing. Starts of with typical porn dialogue, and they walk off camera. It then pans over to a houseplant and some guy dressed up like Steve Irwin pops out from behind it and yells “CRIKEY!”
I laughed so hard I lost wood.
Yeah i randomly got a ton of cheevos. First year of srk for 500?
I’ll take it /Shepard
One of the reasons I liked Hitman.
Four Loko talk, eh? Anybody try Blast? Can’t find any around here…then again I’m not really looking hard enough.
I went out yesterday and while driving came across a bunch of vultures eating a dead raccoon on the road.
Then when I got to the store I saw they were selling blank VHS tapes.
That was the moment my mind was truly blown.
hehehe SoVi3t post!!!
Old people come in to my work all the time and ask where we hide our VHS tapes…I tell them the 1980’s.
also, mila > all. Seriously, that girl is on my top 3, and even the fact she almost married the fucking home alone dork couldn’t keep me away
Ah yes… Olga Kurlyenko is another top-rank…one of the many Satellites that is very close to M5™ status. There was something insanely hot about her and Mila speaking Russian to each other for a few seconds in … I think it was Max Payne? Yeah… it just makes me want a whole movie of Mila and Olga doing various things together, while occasionally speaking Russian. It would also be nice to see Mila giving Olga a spanking…that would be an important scene in this fantasy movie.
…then later on the tables are turned… and Olga is the one that gives Mila some harsh “discipline” for being such a bad girl…yeah…
Only if one of the ladies weighs twice what he does.
I’m right there with you on kunis, though.
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We don’t have pics yet of angrylib’s nonsense? Travesty!
Also, Rashida Jones…Been there on my top ranks since Boston Public.
Eh.
My money is on him petering out early (yes pun), and falling asleep watching the females go at it.
Hilarious. I don’t know what I would do in this situation.
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Attack of the Whiskey Dick? Its a good bet. Altough I’ll do one better: bet is on the chicks making out and then taking turns fucking him in the ass with the strap on. :wow:
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not that i am attacking the phrase, but mentioning of whiskey dick reminded me
Fuck that, Barcelona just won the Champions League!
I can’t tell if you’re happy or mad about it.
Me, I was happy when Rooney tied it for Man U. But then Messi not only had to break the tie with an awesome strike but he was getting head from a Spanish whore while he did it. No one else can do that. Not even Beckham, who just has a common whore on his. Ridiculous.
I’m always rooting for the underdog but in this case Barça made Man Utd look free as hell. The only combination that DID work got them a goal, but the rest was basically good ol’ English kick & rush type of play. It’s a shame to see Van der Sar end his career without a title because if anyone deserved a win tonight it was him.
Just got on SRK to realize I am filthy rich with trophy points.
I’m going to go out into the real world and spend them on whores and cocaine, I LOVE ACCUMULATING INTERNET ACHIEVEMENTS
My favorites are the 500 points for joining in the first year of SRK, even though some of the people that have that trophy are from like '06-'08 :lol:
Then there’s the 100 points for getting 200 points.
I quite like when there’s silly things like that on forums, though. I don’t aim for them or anything, but they often get a chuckle out of me. Kind of like novelty gift stores, like Spencers or something. You never really need any of that shit, but it’s still amusing.
873 trophy points baby!