SRK Lounge "There's a naked man in my room" edition

Here is the thing about Brokeback Mountain that no one seems to know.

You see Zero penis’. (peni?)

You see more pairs of breasts in that movie then you do actual gay sex. They have ONE scene where they get the bone on in the tent and they don’t show ANYTHING. Just some rough ass man kissing. No dick, no dick in mouth, no dick in ass.

There are more fights in that movie then there are gay sex scenes. There is a ton of manly shit. Marbaro Man shit. Heath Ledger runs up and kicks a guy straight in the face.

It is a legit great movie and should have won best picture. If I was the british lady who wrote it and it lost to crash I’d be pissed too. Crash was an awful movie.

Heath Ledger running to the stream the next morning, and washing out his shit and cum stained drawers, took all the manliness straight the fuck out of that flick.
Yes, double entendre.

I found this story quite amusing

Same here…:coffee:

van helsing was super b level but enjoyable.

:rofl:ok, you win :rofl:

Sheeeit,

I tried watching the new show Reed Between the Lines… it was a terrible first impression. Maybe it was just those kids in the first scene of that episode I was watching… child actors do tend to range from being “so-so” to terrible. Anyway, that opening scene with just the kids was dreadfully stale…not at all funny and entertaining. I can’t even remember if I watched the whole episode that was on…eh, it may be worth it to watch for Tracee E. Ross’s wonderful booty-meat…since this show is really shooting for that “wholesome, respectable shit” new-era Cosby style… it’s unlikely there will be any good shots of her pleasantly plump posterior. Yeah, I’m probably better off watching “Girlfriends” to see that…plus the other show had that woman with possibly the greatest DSLs I’ve ever seen. On top of being not that great… it’s in a bad position anyway just by being on BET in the first place… I’m assuming that’s because the big-deal networks like NBC didn’t want to waste their time with that…

…haha, BET…fuckin bootleg booty ass network… actually there it is… Bootleg Entertainment Television.

Maybe someone can answer this eternal mystery for me…If Microwaves cook from the inside out, how come the inside of the Burrito is always cold?

Speaking of Robocop 3. I watched via Netflix a couple weeks back.

That movie is fucking amazing. It is so bad, but bad in a sublime sort of way. It’s as if the people who made the movie think you’re retarded. It does not respect your intelligence. It is a movie with no subtlety whatsoever, and there’s even a great depth of the lack of subtlety.

It is truly amazing.

I saw that, lol.

It’s almost Muppets calber family entertainment compared to the first one.

I’m pretty sure that has to do with the density of the filling compared to the density of the tortilla.

I give you conviction and dedication:

NSFW, somewhat…

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bahahahahha. goodm0urning you should check this out.

tried watching Blade Runner, feel asleep 45 minutes in cause I was really tired. I then woke up at midnight and haven’t been able to sleep since. fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Have you tried putting it in the microwave?

Hmmm interesting.

uh…yea?

Read my answer.

kthanxbye.

Well maybe if you put it outside of the microwave, the inside of the burrito will be warm but the outside will be cold…

Fair trade off I guess… what?

I did yo! See see!

^ The inside of the burrito is more dense than the outside crust… therefore you have to overcook the outside in order to fully warm up the inside…

Which is why microwave suck ass… if you’re gonna warm a frozen burrito, use a goddamn oven imo… unless you just want to eat something and don’t care how it tastes… then live your life…

You niggas need to respect Jerry Goldsmith. R.I.P
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Goody’s been hacked by VS.

How the hell did Rosie O’Donnell get such a hot girlfriend? I’d like to see her naked in my room. :tup: