Eh…she has a bunch of shit. now she gets a giant ass bomb she can use for combos and unblockables. She also gets to reload a machine gun’s worth of kunais that she can throw in a bunch of directions and still has the same fast walk speed.
Made her a purely rushdown character like everyone else. Air dash, limited GG like projectiles that need to be restocked and loss of her highest ranged ground specials. Remember when I joked about them making Sagats fireballs shoot at the ground, her kunai actually do this.
She’s pretty much Injustice Batman meets MKX Takeda.
Sounds like Urien gonna shoot his KILL fireball into the air where nobody is ever going to be, Fierce punch angle.
And he too is going to say: NO ESCAPE bcuz new capcom is that stupid and they don’t even remember who said what before. Even in the same game. Abel, “well then, lets begin.” Dudley, WELL THEN, LETS BEGIN quality controls.
Everyone’s on a level playing field…
Soooooo… Anakin is the Force equivalent of Jesus? WTF?
Says the person who was born in 98’.
Gr8 year btw.
No shit.
Buuuuuut… I wasn’t.
Is this something that’s supposed to be obvious?
If you watched the movies in order, you would have already known this.
I’m currently snickering that this obvious question falls on page 316.
This is arguably because quite a few things reference Star Wars, which is a massive “duh”. I obviously going not to argue that Star Wars is an excellent, wonderfully complex story without peer given my aforementioned indifference, but this particular complaint is akin to those people who go back and watch Seinfeld and complain about it being “predictable”.
So, I tried an experiment today. I went through my entire work day thinking “What would be amusing to me? What would happen if I just said what I was thinking out loud?”. Conclusion. I need to do this shit more often. I’ve never laughed so hard internally in my life. It was highly amusing seeing so many people flustered at the jabs I sent them, when I’m normally nice and agreeable, making sure not to offend anyone.
Some interactions were awkward. I noticed my old high school librarian teacher at the grocery store. I stopped, did a double take and tried to engage her in conversation but…spectacular fail. It did teach me about the social fallout of an awkward conversation when surrounded by strangers. Which is that…nothing happens. Life goes on. No one really cares. Except maybe her husband standing right next to her wanting her to get on with the shopping.
Later on into the night, a chick at work tried to get me to go get her food. After being relatively nice the entire day (IE not insulting her, making small talk) I saw what she was doing. She thought I was a bitch.
So I decided to amuse myself to see what would happen. I said no. The look on her face. It was like her entire worldview tilted. Like she thought grass was blue and the sky was green. I now know why “assholes” are “assholes”. They don’t do it to be mean. They do that shit to amuse themselves, and if you take it seriously all the better, because it makes it funnier. In any case she said “Why not”. I thought about it for a second then said “I’d get it if you shared it”. She said “How would I do that”. I then made a completely ridiculous suggestion that she buy a bowl, she’d put in her half and then I’d have the other and that she could heat it up in the employee break room.
It was complete and utter nonsense.
I stayed silent for a couple of seconds so she could absorb the fact I told her a completely nonsensical suggestion so I could give myself an out of not doing it based on said conditions. Then I gave her a reasonable suggestion. I’d get her two cups on ramen noodles, if she bought me a cup of ramen noodles as well. She was still a little put out by that, but she said okay (her need for the ramen noodles must’ve been great indeed).
She got her ramen noodles and I got free food.
There was also another employee there earlier in the day who took me up on my question of whether or not I should have a cartoon villian mustache (I wanted to ask the question, so I did) and did her best to convince me she would find it sexy if I actually followed through on it. She even gave me recommendations for mustache wax.
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She was just hot enough that my brain almost turned off and I paused. Then I laughed as I remembered that she was married, and probably amusing herself at my expense, silently hoping I’d do it and embarrass myself.
This was an interesting day.
Tyrone is like Spider-Man in Civil War referencing Star Wars.
"Jesus, @Epidemic how old is this kid?"
That’s not the point.
And I was told not to watch this damn movie at all because nothing important happens in it.
My high school graduation…
I think I prefer looking at the world this way (as a source of constant amusement and doing what I want within reason), rather than constantly getting taken advantage of (and mistaking it for friendship) and taking words at face value.
I also finally understand why girls are bored all the time. Most have no hobbies other than amusing themselves and having a boyfriend who can provide entertainment. What’s the most amusing to most of them? Either embarrassing the people around them through social interactions, or finding a guy “nice enough” to do something for you simply because you asked/shamed them to.
Why does Barlog attack the camera?
Btw… I drove my co-worker’s Maxima today. Instantly fell in love with that shit. How many other models have that auto-adjusting seat and steering wheel?
Because he’s always been an asshole based on the more vicious side of Mike Tyson without any of the redeeming qualities?
Just the Canadian model.
