I’m at work and now that the ops room is outside the server room I can sign ya’ll in here and not have to explain why there are 10+ (obviously fake) names in the log book until Monday.
:tup:
YOU GUNNA BE HERE TOMORROW?
This new complex bar is annoying.
(Where are you at again, @Eskills?)
Here you go, @Starhammer: http://www.ktvu.com/news/124085538-story. I’d post the video, which is currently on their front page, but it doesn’t seem to be able to embedded.
I’d pray for you, but I’m an atheist, so I’ll do something actually constructive and ask what we’re all wondering: how weak are these strippers’ calves?
They are weak because he didn’t ask his best bud Manx to come along and point out the good clubs. 
Shaft Agent looking like press play, looped booty bass - vine gif giphy this one
Okay. That was a different beach from what I was thinking of, but my previous thoughts still stand. Ignore the signs, invite doom.
-Starhammer-
Just crackas being crackas. We’re chimps? Where does this recessive gene motherfucker thinks he comes from? Did god come down and bless the white man with his creation of them? Everyone on planet earth acts like chimps, because its in us to do so. I read a story of a russian woman who threw her babies out the 15th story window because they were annoying her. Is she a chimp too, or is she just some isolated case of a crazy white bitch. lol
America is such an interesting bubble of self contained ignorance.
idk man, the way Mexicans treat each other becuase they are a shade lighter is pretty fucking hilarious.
Chimpin. haha. There are two crackas not too far from me that speed up and down a residential street in their big trucks no more than 70 yards long, just to show off their ego, strength, chimpness. Calling a black man a chimp is barely an insult too. Chimps are fucking strong, and will murder you. Chimps also turn out to be pretty fucking smart. Obviously a human is still smarter, but its still such an eh insult.
Dont get me started. I was reading a hip hop thread about rapper true life getting out of prison, and it went into a discussion of do ricans rep being black. True life is rican. Im like, i havent met one hispanic, who has a hispanic mother and father, who rep being black.
I understand new york city is its own bubble, but for the most part that shit aint happening. Its why in south american countries people of certain complexions identify as black latinos and shit. They cant even just be dominican or some shit, because lighter skin dominicans is hating.
**Its funny. I had a convo with my girl today about a mexican guy i saw with a shirt that said, mexican, not latino, not hispanic, blah blah. Like oh okay, youre mexican now. Like its some super special thing. Youre not fucking special. No one is. Your culture isnt fucking special. Its a hand me down and slight modification of shit thats always existed. Your native music sounds just like polish music. Its all the same shit with different shades of race on it. lol.
Like wow, ive seen it on the net, but not in real life. Mexicans dont wanna be hispanic or latino. They just mexican now. Brown pride and all. I HATE THIS SPECIES I AM A PART OF.
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sorry, NastyManx. We are leaving tomorrow.
they were hella weak.
the first girl that came up to me had ok calves, but i didn’t know strip club etiquette, so i lost that one.
2nd girl looked like my adopted sister. fuck that.
3rd girl looked like she hadn’t had a guy pick her in years, so i got a dance from her. she was probably in her mid 40s. everything on her was fake. She kept trying to get me to spank her. it was hilarious and the dance sucked.
overall it was pretty fun. can’t wait to leave.
He will be asking shaft agent to wear flip flops for research
Bill murray as baloo was too good
Idris elba ash khan with no chill
Ben kingsley’s best work since ghandi
I don’t know why Hispanics clamor so hard on I’m whiter than you. Funny because for elite society in Mexico its not skin color, its money and if you act European enough.
Dude, I knew dudes that would fight you over that bold shit. The mere potential of being associated as a cerote, or any lesser Latin American ethnicity is enough to get people rioting.
My dad, and mom as well as many of the parents of my friends buy into the Mexican hype. Brown pride, but only for those who are part of the “raza”.
If only they put that much effort into everything else, trump wouldn’t be saying the shot about bad Mexicans.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yi7TN7Ht17Y
I haven’t played this game in years. Might download the room and embrace the cheezyness
haha that big fat ass broad from a couple of pages ago…looks like something out of a Lord of the Rings movie… she’s an ogre.
The first time I heard the term “Chimpin’ out”, I laughed for a long time… the racist things that most people get genuinely offended by have always been hilarious to me. I love all the terms too…along with the non-race specific “bad” insult words like “c-word” and "fggt that are mysteriously censored here (*odd that those 2 are seemingly auto-censored while most other “bad” words are perfectly a-ok)
Try to help niggas out and your shitty kindred spirits gotta show how fucking autistic they are lol.
Arachnoquake on SyFy. Earthquake unleashes fire-breathing spiders.
Black guy almost died in front of a bunch of old toilets. Fell into a pit of spikes instead.
SyFy gives no fucks.
Waifu Sunday
cheh,
That show “Naked & Afraid” is still at it, I see… For a while I forgot it existed. There was one episode on a few days ago with a redhead…and she had such a NICE fat ass…it looked worthy to be in a rap video that only aired on BET Uncut some years ago.
Funny thing with that show—I don’t think they even get any prize from it…do they? Unless one considers being seen partially naked on basic cable to be a good “prize”. It’s also hilarious to me that most people on that show seem to fail horribly at the whole “survive the wilderness like a primitive human would” thing. They almost always fail at making fire, setting up a basic shelter/home-base area, hunting, etc.
Interesting…think of how many people in the world today would just die if suddenly we all had to survive like that…no modern tech no basic tools other than what you find out there in the wilderness…I doubt most people of today could handle that situation at all, and they’d just die either of starvation/dehydration, poisoning by eating the wrong things out there, other animals or exposure if it gets too cold. The modern humans are generally wimps that wouldn’t make it way back in the old era when the species was just getting started.