Also I’ve finally accepted that Christmas is over.
Why? Also, is she into black guys?
. . . NO! :mad:
Ideally, no one is “supposed” to know why and I honestly don’t really care 'cause it’s her business not mine. But it involves her fine ass friend who is now in Dubai and is a gigantic lying bitch.
It’s all fucking stupid stuff that shouldn’t even matter to anyone besides her and the people involved, but no, let’s ruin a young girl’s life for a good couple of years unless/until she complies and falls in line!
:mad:
Why are you asking, it’s not like you know any.
I know your mother, with her strong shoulder, lemme change your flat tire with my teeth ass.
I know someone named “ZIHAD”
thats his legal first name 
Not you too Rosie.
-Starhammer-
(It’s only funny if it’s pronounced “Jihad”, though then it’s hilarious.)
The first thing up on the local news is some dumbass teenagers apparently getting swept away by sudden current change at Ocean Beach and the Coast Coast already apparently saying “fuck this” when it comes to looking for them. I’d be at least slightly sympathetic if it wasn’t for the fact that apparently at least couple of them, probably the two that got swept away (and likely died), couldn’t swim at all. I guess, to their very small credit, they at least tried to link arms before they got riptided into fucking oblivion, but I don’t understand the logic of going into or even near non-indoor-pool water without knowing how to swim. Seriously, that’s just asking to die.
Speaking of which, I guess means that particular beach has already met its seeming quota for “number of person killed by currents” for this year. Literally every year that I can remember has had at least two people dying there, but no…no one ever learns to say the hell away from the water.
I am Supreme.
I would so love a link. I’m sure I’ve heard about this beach before. I swear though. If the fucking sign says,“STAY OUT BECAUSE THIS SHIT WILL BODY YOU!!” Maybe it is a good idea to listen. People who think that ignorance is a shield often don’t live long enough to regret it.
-Starhammer-
Waifu Sunday
i’ve been in a strip club since 9pm. pray for me, fam.
Damn racism going strong.
Dude: Theres group of people at gas station “Chimpin”.
Me: That mean they doing some kind of drug or selling drugs?
Dude: (laughs) no, bunch of black people acting like monkeys.
Me: 
damn bruh, its like that?
If you come to Dallas, I will take you to Onyx.
:tup:
i’m in Dallas.
Beats the shit out of whatever that lame-ass Sunday tradition we had before was.
But are you in Onyx?
'For real question: Can you get to Fort Worth? Can you bring women? Possibly drank?
:tup:
sorry, NastyManx. i didn’t drive. 
Don’t hang out with Shaft Agent. He’s just gonna try to convert you from loving an underrated body part to a grossly overrated one.