SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

[Preppy]

TSA Precheck, just stroll on through and watch the poors struggle through the line. :tup:

My friend-date for tonight is wearing a black velvet dress and told me to dress “super fancy”. I don’t even know what the fuck that means for a guy. Button-up shirt, sure. Black? White? Ascot? Pocket square? gdi

[Pertho]

TSA Precheck, just stroll on through and watch the poors struggle through the line. :tup:

**My friend-date **for tonight is wearing a black velvet dress and told me to dress “super fancy”. I don’t even know what the fuck that means for a guy. Button-up shirt, sure. Black? White? Ascot? Pocket square? gdi

And that’s how Preppy learned about divorce.

[Starhammer]

I just realized what legitimately triggers me on the phone.

me- “Hi there and your name?”
“Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok and your first name?”
“Helen.”
“Ok Helen, how can I help you today?”
“You can refer to me as Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok… Mrs. Jones… How can I … Help you?”

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0K47QoHwYHej94cw/giphy.gif

Her: “You can refer to me as Mrs. Jones.”
**Me: ** Hangs up phone “You can refer to me when you want to talk about business.”

EDIT: Speaking of which…

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/emma-watson-named-in-panama-papers/ar-BBsT6CI?

Yeah bitch. You about one fuck up away from selling nudes and sex tapes.

-Starhammer-

[Bious]

Chill Wednesday or whatever:

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bj4i-sW44s

[HyperGear]

https://i.imgur.com/ZGYYWgF.png

[Raz0r]

I just had to school white people about their racist shit and I might actually be locked up for it. I Got held up before. I’ll let SRK know tomorrow about the outcome.

[Bious]

I just had to school white people about their racist shit and I might actually be locked up for it. I Got held up before. I’ll let SRK know tomorrow about the outcome.

Okay champ. Just be sure to say you’re in for assault btw.

[Hatred_Edge]

I just had to school white people about their racist shit and I might actually be locked up for it. I Got held up before. I’ll let SRK know tomorrow about the outcome.

#FREERAZ0R

[Blindknagg]

Give us a shout-out on the next Scared Straight @Raz0r.

[pedoviejo]

I just had to school white people about their racist shit and I might actually be locked up for it. I Got held up before. I’ll let SRK know tomorrow about the outcome.

#FREERAZ0R

#AllRaz0rsMatter

even the two blade value packs

[ThePurpleBunny]

#SendRaz0rToTheChair

#AndMakeHimReadBadlyWrittenWebsiteArticles

[mIRC]

Raz1st gonna be combing some dudes chest hair in a couple hours. He’s gonna come back with his shirt tied up talkin’ 'bout his name’s Trixxxy now.

[The_Damned]

(I figured this day would eventually come. At least you didn’t kill anyone I guess?)

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Someone brought up “bedazzled vaginas” and yet no one posted the essential video from Youtube that goes with it? For shame:

[thurst]

I just realized what legitimately triggers me on the phone.

me- “Hi there and your name?”
“Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok and your first name?”
“Helen.”
“Ok Helen, how can I help you today?”
“You can refer to me as Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok… Mrs. Jones… How can I … Help you?”

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0K47QoHwYHej94cw/giphy.gif

What’s the problem? Did you and her have a thing going on?

[Slurmz]

I just realized what legitimately triggers me on the phone.

me- “Hi there and your name?”
“Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok and your first name?”
“Helen.”
“Ok Helen, how can I help you today?”
“You can refer to me as Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok… Mrs. Jones… How can I … Help you?”

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0K47QoHwYHej94cw/giphy.gif

What’s the problem? Did you and her have a thing going on?

R.I.P. Billy Paul

[ThePurpleBunny]

I didn’t think DirecTV could piss me off any more than they have since AT&T bough them.

But now they got Jon Bon Jovi making jingles for them.

Urge to kill… rising…

[jimmy1200]

Yall know razor coming to the darkside is all my doing. I want all the credit for this glorious change i have brought about in him. My persistence against these red white and blue crackas has finally paid off.

(jimmy sheds racist tears)

[crotchpuncha]

Damn dog your life that hollow?

[ThePurpleBunny]

I want all the credit for this glorious change i have brought about in him.

This is like mIRC demanding credit for how SFV turned out.

[mIRC]

I want all the credit for this glorious change i have brought about in him.

http://i.imgur.com/UoNcrUc.gif

You’ve changed someones mind here 'bout as often as you change your drawers. NEVER.