You try to pepper spray me for takin a shit you better incapacitate me because if you fuck up i will DDT your stupid ass.
Ah. Still giving it a spin.
Yeah I think its the people who did Avatar.
Mental health strikes again.
Guns, knives, don’t matter. If you crazy, you gonna find a way to please the devil in your head.
Every girl that works at my doctors office is fucking fine…ugly chicks really are fucked in this world
Its called Vagazzle. Can’t believe none of you hood rat srk members haven’t heard of it before.
Some religious folks walked into your home to predicate their ways and you didn’t give them the Uncle Phil treatment? @odin, is this really you?
I am nice to nice people. If they were being pushy JW’s, the conversation would have been quick.
Plus I gave them the reality treatment. And this cute question…
“You say your god is the only god. But if a Christian prays and his prayer comes true, who causes it? If a muslim prays and his prayer comes true, who causes it? If a jew prays and his prayer comes true, who causes it? If a heathen like me wishes for something and it comes true… Who caused it?”
So, bored at work, watching animal videos on youtube.
Old.
I just realized what legitimately triggers me on the phone.
me- “Hi there and your name?”
“Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok and your first name?”
“Helen.”
“Ok Helen, how can I help you today?”
“You can refer to me as Mrs. Jones.”
“Ok… Mrs. Jones… How can I … Help you?”
I don’t know when Netflix allowed this but the other night, i just notice they have Bollywood films now. I’ve never watched any in my life. Might check an action film if the gifs are as awesome as the interwebz one.
The latest entry to Devil May Cry is a pachingo machine.
Damn right, they the best.
Goddamn. Someone get Bollywood to make Marvel movies from now on.
I just learned about this over the weekend when I had to guess the word “vajazzle” in a show I was a part of. @maxx So are they piercings or just stuff stuck to her crotch? Did you smash? And if so, did any of the bedazzle come off in the process??
I’m normally up on this kind of thing but since I found out, I really want to smash a chick that has this going on for research. Hopefully it’s not just something to cover up a herpes outbreak.
At JFK airport security check saw a sign saying the scanner was optional and I could opt for a thorough pat down instead, I went through the scanner like everyone else, but unlike everyone else was told to wait after going through and still got a thorough pat down lol that brown man option select. Told the Faizon Love looking ass nigga to get off me I’m ticklish and he backed off.
TSA vs me is a 9-1 matchup, the only place in the world I’m not assumed to be Mexican.
First the Nioh demo and now finding out Bollywood is on Netflix…
I thought I lived in a cave…
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