SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

You’re playing the game instead of cheating at it. Stop that and learn the exploits. Roll cancel up inside a bitch.

:tup:

Bruh, strippers are fairly fucking easy to pick up. A sex charged environment with chicks that already have low inhibitions and drug addictions…come on man. Some pills or powder and maybe a hotel room is guaranteed pussy and that is for an ugly nigga lol.

if u guys ever visit a stripclub and u hear a viking from across the place shout “roll up cancel in this bitch” … that mighta been me.

@Manx :tup:

There is no sex in the VIP room, sir. :coffee:

:rofl:

That moment when you and your lady get in an argument and she starts playing Lemonade. Beyonce’ done created an entire album full of women empowerment.

Funny thing is that we weren’t even mad at each other. But once that fucking album comes on, women thinkin you doin all types of dirt.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, MANX, ONE FUCKING JOB!

Man, where I hang out, ain’t no champagne room. They don’t even try to trip with us. It’s a VIP room, nigga.

:tup:

ROCK! What’s the square root of 2, mah nigga? :coffee:

Should’ve known some ish was going down yesterday. Had this shit going through my head:

Yeah, this song terrible as all fuck. :lol:

You ain’t roll cancelling anything if you ain’t got the right groove.
Stay Rolling.

@orochizoolander

Im back in Atl now but, ill be back in NYC from 22-28th this month bc my bro is getting married. So ill be driving back up then.

Why? Has he seen SRK?

You think niggas deserve free money to do this shit all day?

whadya payin?

http://i.imgur.com/xW6uINs.jpg

Soylent Green, mein.

We gonna be straight cannibals with a hint of lime.

So it turns out a friend of mine is an SJW, and apparently something I said about PC stuff upset his friend. Oh and they have no idea I’m a black guy living in south side Chicago. Sigh, I’m trying very hard to not fucking troll the shit out of them. The shit they’ve said already and all I said was “full retard”.

It’s too early for this shit.

lol nothing right now i aint payin to do anything special to this peice of shit phone, but when i get a better one ill keep you in mind.

So another black dude started last night…

God damn country is in free fall.

You killed dogs, now you killing black people?
Crazy ass cracka.

Erm thats the wrong gif for some reason, was meant to be the hand shake with apollo, anyways just found out Trainspotting 2 gonna be filming a scene in my local next week lol.

Nigga you know full well what you meant.