SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

You’ve been here 3 months. You don’t nkow how Bunny do.

Eh, it happens pretty much all over. Granted, it’s much easier to get away with it in the South, but greasing palms is a tune that anyone can dance to. I have no reason not to believe Ethan or his family bribed the shit out of the judge to give him such a light sentence, though I guess even if they didn’t bribe him the judge obviously has such a soft spot for the fortunate and powerful.

I don’t even know how to respond to the idea that I’m “washed up”. As if I was ever famous or saying random and / or consistently dumb shit on the internet was my career path that would end with being “washed up”. I literally have no idea what you’re saying other than “OMG I’M GOING TO TAKE THAT COMMENT SERIOUSLY AND LIGHTLY INSULT YOU FOR IT”.

Calm down, buddy, lest we start calling you RocketWhiffedCrouchingRoundhouse cause you missed badly.

In before “I’m not your buddy, friend.”

Y-you were famous to meeeee!

No idea what that is lol

Rick Perry was governor of Texas for fifteen years. Nothing else needs to be said about that state.

Oh, well, you were a terrible fan. Not one piece of fan mail you ever sent. Not even a fan club thread for me. I’ll go make myself washed up now because my one supposed fan couldn’t give me the proper push into stardom. I hope you’re happy for this dream you destroyed.

You missed out, buddy.

You do realize you aren’t turning me off, right?

:tup:

I was too shy :sad:

Tyrone has never seen a phone without a screen on it. What were you expecting?

Shit now I’m worried you’ve been writing letters and keeping them in a room where you keep pictures of my posts all over the walls. The decision was made long ago that if you couldn’t have me, no one would, right? My fate was sealed that night when I acknowledged someone else as my #1 fan in another thread, wasn’t it?

Hate to break more bad news to you, but angelpalm has dibs on my murder when I show up at his house in a furry costume to babysit his kids.

This reply plus your current avatar = spicie meetbal.

Isn’t there a fuckin twitch emoji: PogChamp or something?

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/c/c0/PogChamp.png

Nigga, shut your corny ass up. You cant lead the pack on calling no one nothing. You a ho round here. lol

I know what pogs are, but to me it always sounded like a kind of venereal disease.

“You really don’t want to date him- his last girlfriend told me he gave her a case of genital pogs.”

English called. It said “fuck this jimmy1200 earth”. I don’t usually see double negatives this blatant unless it’s to decrement a value in C. Thank god browsers don’t have grammar check or yours would have uninstalled itself out of despair. Because, damn, jimmy.

Shit got serious when someone brought out the POISON SHREDDER slammer.

(See Tyrone… You missed out.)

Holo poison skull Pogs were sick.

https://hopshop-pixl.a.ssl.fastly.net/http://s3.amazonaws.com/hopshop-image-store-production/35867152/8bcc29a9c0912e5f3303f3bc0c24ebfd.jpg?_ver=large_uploader_thumbnail&w=640&h=640&fit=crop&rot=-270&s=bc87128d117a6b882807803d4f301e5f

Pogs gonna come back. Someone gonna make like a quick 4 million on that, and then dip.

(jimmy works on how he can do that on a budget) lol

I’ll give away 1 gem. I think the way to bring pogs back is to aim at the nowhere cities. Small cities. Bring only just 1000 dollar grand prizes (well, way less. maybe one thousand gp on 3 major tournies or something). You hit like 50 of these cities, and the buzz will get poppin quick. As ive traveled, i realize that companies just focus too much on large cities, because its easy, safe, and guaranteed. But if you starting something from the bottom up, i think you need to touch these parts of america that are just ignored. They dont even need to be bum fuck though. Nashville has become a mini tech city in Tennessee, but its still generally overlooked by most of america.

Like, why would you start a food truck in houston, queens, or wherever. You need to go to the biggest city in Montana, and fucking profit like crazy with authentic mexican tacos or some shit. People have too many big dreams these days, but dont wanna start small.

DROPPIN GEMS ON YOU NIGGAS!!