SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

stay mad that my plank guitars have produced more actual music with this one video than your hack of genre could ever dream off.


I’ll tell him that.

I’m here in Tucson, come on down and catch these hands.

You assholes arguing about music are what caused enough of a distraction that boy bands could slip in and take over.

When the next Backstreet Boys is formed, I’m directing the angry mob at this thread.

Chicago > Rick Astley

I’m kinda curious what the actual recipe of the menarche cocktail is.

Is it basically just an extra-Bloody Mary?

I usually throw up a little in my mouth when the word privilege comes up, but damn- not even two years for trying to flee the fucking country while on probation (for having killed people), with an additional opportunity for his high priced lawyers to talk the judge into reducing to even less?

If we ever meet I will loudly talk about Pete Townshend’s child porn collection. If you start something I’ll introduce you to the new fashion in Manhattan…it’s called SLASHIN’!

Pete Townsend was sexually abused as a child. He was doing research for his book. There was no porn collection.

Everyone always talking about him like he’s a child humper.

Thanks, man. Next best thing to Tapatalk, I guess.

@“Phantom Angel” Hey yo, you ever play Pogs?

I know that but saying Pete Townshend is a pedophile is a trigger for white people.

Both of my testicles >>>Rick astley. Don’t get it twisted now. My testicles actually do have some ability when bounced upon a mic, but I cannot in all honesty say that Rick Astley has no talent at all. He can theoretically beat ONE testicle, but I doubt he would prevail against both. Still, he shall not be forgiven for the number of times I have had to hear a bunch of fucking girls playing that damnable song nearly back to back (Literally cars at stop signs and/or traffic lights had that shit going. :mad: ) and singing into their fucking combs. If I had the powers of either Toth or Gaara, I would’ve turned my entire city into a beach. A very DEAD beach.

-Starhammer-

Like… When NGGYU came out in the 80s? Or when the internet made it popular again?

The criminal justice system in this country is so fucked up if you’re poor (and/or a minority) but is so accommodating if you’re rich (and usually white.) I’d like to say that I am leaps and bounds more understanding than the regressive left when it comes to issues like “privilege”, especially when it comes to race instead of class, but it’s people like this Ethan Couch guy that make me wish that justice really was blind so justice can go Zatoichi on his bitch ass. Seriously, the “affluenza” argument is probably the shittiest defense I’ve ever heard. “He doesn’t understand how to be accountable for his actions because he grew up wealthy.” Okay? That’s when I, if I were that judge, would say “okay well this is the perfect opportunity for you to learn from your mistakes and be Tyrone’s bitch for 15-25 years.”

It’s so fucking stupid when this guy can’t even own up to his mistakes and uses shitty excuses (that succeed) while the loved ones of the victims get no justice, meanwhile in Louisiana, some (poor and black) guy is going to get life in prison for stealing $31 dollars worth of fucking candy. If only for one day that Dave Chappelle skit was a reality and “pillars of society” could get fucked over while “scumbags” and “undesirables” get off easy if not scot free.

I hope @thurst catches dem banhammer hands for flagging my post in the last thread

You ain’t slick nigga, I see you

Lets not forget that this happened in Texas. Being a white rich Christian basically gives you free rein there.

Keep tellin’ y’all that being white is great. Blame yourselves for whatever you did to piss off God before you were born.

See what I mean? Great example of being washed up. It’s like you’re not even trying to troll anymore.

He never was trying fool.