SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/05/03/476601108/u-s-spent-1-4-billion-to-stop-hiv-by-promoting-abstinence-did-it-work

Bush you dumb religious fuck.
As long as “believers” exist, there is gonna be some idiot that thinks abstinence works.

SRK IRL:

It’s amazing what money and status can allow one to do and get away with. My motha always try to tell me “Money isn’t really important” " Just live a modest life, don’t go all around the country just for jobs" “We are living in the last days etc”. But stories like this always remind me that money, power, and status plays a big role in life. And until that day comes where Jehovah decides to get off his ass and bring on the end of days, and bring on the rapture or whateva. Sorry mom, I’m getting money and building a finacially solid future for myself. I’m not settling for a modest life if I don’t have to.

By way of osmosis, Milo is more black than SRK.

If you don’t understand his appeal, you’re probably an SJW, a modern feminist or part of BLM in the first place.

In short, this is why people love him:

https://youtu.be/GZd7IaweB28

So it’s their claim that he switched lanes in front of them? That’s not a confirmed fact? Because I have a hard time believing that someone who knows what they’re doing when switching lanes is going to skip the part about checking for a car coming up from behind at 100+ MPH before attempting to change lanes. I’d be more inclined to say you’re the cause of the wreck if you did that.

But that’s just their claim, so enjoy paying for that mess, Speed Racer.

Haven’t read the article yet, but it sounds like you’re just mad he’s owned all the feminists you worship harder than Christopher Hitchens owning a muslim.

I hope that you kicked some sense onto her

PETA is buttmad because of the horse fucking scene in the latest episode of Silicon Valley. They should put more in as a dream sequence for the main character.

No, actually they should put some more violent animal sex in there. Maybe these cats.

Hes still an oddly confusing individual at times. Yeah he hits the nail on the head with sjw and blm shit sometimes, but hes also a flamingly gay republican conservative, who is also a bit of a religious nut at times.

So it seems like his market isnt for flamingly gay republican conservatives, who are staunch christians. He just happened to appeal to white men who hate this sjw, pc, modern feminist shit.

Its not hard to pwn retarded minority groups who range mostly from 16-22. I find him entertaining to say the least, but i mean, its not the most super impressive shit ever.

Damn that chin is strong as fuck. Not sure where to begin…

Spoiler

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I hope they know that photos of the scene will prove that he didn’t. Won’t matter though if he throws enough money at the judge.

-Starhammer-

Man, Necalli is hella good. Playing some random Nash just doing the most basic shit and this fool getting bodied.

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remeber I told you guys a story about a professor a while back.

Ph.D in Chemical Engineering Specilizing in Thermodynamics, and he fell for that pyramid insurance scheme.

https://twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/727928043180859392

…wait thats not shopped??

Damn, are we sure shes not the love Child of Willis and Leno instead? She looks like she was created by Bruce Timm. Like hes was about to make a male hero changed his mind half way through. Ol’ Crimson Chin, Quagmire lookin ass broad. Shit all that money her fam got youd think she would get that shit shaved down…or whatever they do in Hollywood. use the excess as a personal shield or weapon on some Marrow shit. Bone-merangg!!

Would be pretty legit.

Id still hit doe…those Willis bucks. Need dat.

she fucking snapchatted

I don’t like wishing death on people, but jesus christ do I want death on her

that’s what poor people who know they will never have money tell themselves so they can feel good about having a miserable existence. The entire idea of piety is built into christianity to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Mom’s bday is today
Half sister’s college graduation next week
Should get my half brother something while I’m in AZ
Mother’s day is on the day I leave

GG wallet no re :sad:

Dope!!!