Next time I need to take a shit, I’m gonna do the Asian squat instead of sitting to see how it goes.
Or skin cancer.
OR pools that can electrocute you from non-grounded lights or other electronic stuff connected. Forgot the numbers on pool deaths on that slower news day. Granted the head of the household dad died in that pool, of his “vacation home” or rental? It was an oldass pool from the 70s.
nigga you big as sin. you aignt outside that long. for fucks sake your in an office or a car all day. your opinion on the matter is invalid.
So today I’m 28 and I don’t have any crazy party or bar hopping or hotel party this year, just can’t wait to get back to that Queens night market on saturday and stuff my face damn is this a preview of what getting old is like?
Oh well my boy and I had a good laugh at the 2 girls we were with on Saturday when they thought I was turning 18 that never gets old 
Osborn tech
Or how many degrees of Kevin Bacon
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Not the big fat guy, but some lady in wristbands?
HOME COURT ADVANTAGE
you do know you can get sunburn from snow right? is this advanced science to you. I know its still the 1960s where you live.
Lived in Mass for 10 years, didn’t know a single person who put on sunscreen, unlike my from Arizona knows the risk on skin cancer ass. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy for slappin on sun screen.
lived here my whole life and ive known plenty. nigga have you ever been to a beach?
lol this is true. So you’d think they would be on that sunlight tip but noooooooo just let that shit cook you up. It’s even worse then down here in AZ cuz those mofos sitting on a fuckin lake
Head transplant? How does this shit even work?
I care less and less about my birthday as the years go by.
Anyway, happy birthday I suppose.
Your link from the future 5/6/2016 doesn’t seem to work either.
https://i.imgur.com/kgiqp4s.jpg
DONT LET KOREATOWN FIND OUT THIS EXISTS
DESIGNER HEAD SWAP PLASTIC SURGERY?! 2 PLZ!!
Going to be in Chandler for my half sister’s college graduation 11th-16th it’ll be my 4th or 5th time there I definitely prefer the AZ dry heat to the sticky takes forever to take a shower in NY summer because I don’t want to rip my shirt as I take it off weather I don’t even really feel the heat at all in AZ until I notice I’m sweaty after standing outside for 10 minutes. Being brown has it’s benefits nature’s sun screen 
Yeah I don’t miss those NY summers at all. I guess if I was born and raised in that. Then I should be able to handle AZ summers just fine.
Rock tryin to get cancer without even having fun. Eat a prime rib and then smoke a cigar, nigga.
You have good friends, Rock.
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This is a stalkers dream come true
Word…my nigga rockb turning into a narc.