SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Here’s an excerpt from what I was talking about. Mannnnn he was roasting the shit out of people.

Also best version of speech that shows surroundings and not just Obama’s face.

In Texas, a self-appointed bathroom cop barged into women’s room to confront a woman who dressed and looked like a man.

Why Obama wait until his last year to start going HAM on these white people?

Wolf Blitzer was not happy, lol.

Saw a bomb Asian woman there. Gonna need to rewatch and get the time stamp for it.

Lol “self appointed bathroom cop”

Spencer of the Haywoods, JABLOWME FAMILY

Smallwood over here, 5 years later twitter news

Because if he had done it earlier we would have had him impeached and then reformed the Klan and the South would have risen again but now it’s like go ahead and take your shots darkie because the White Trump we elect is going to purify this nation from 8 years of stank.

I don’t get Don Lemon. He comes across as a guy who would’ve been happy in chains to me.

Yeah, that was the highlight imio. Shit was the Nerd Fight of the presidency.

Quiet you with your weird new york city sex parties

These national journalists outside of O’Reilly are some soft motherfuckers, too. You don’t wanna throw down with some of the city paper reporters. Guys are actually pretty big and rough, probably why they never break into the national papers. Dudes will slug you in the middle of a city hall budget meeting if you start some shit.

I’m losing it to this:

Because the people the comic is obviously talking about are fucking FURIOUS over it.

You’d be the guy at the party who gets mad none of the girls asked you to join in and when you try to push your way into a banging the girls would scream bloody murder.

On a 20/20 episode I saw on the ID network yesterday… it was about ol’ “Vester Flanagan” (haha that name, man), the crazy fruitloop ex reporter that shot the other reporter and her cameraman on live television…I think that was last year…? From everything they had on this guy, it sounded like he was just genuinely a terrible person wayyy before that happened. Once networks fired him I am sure they were glad to be done dealing with his bullshit. There’s some people in the world that really are some worthless, incredibly unappealing shitheads…it’s interesting that people like that exist in the first place. I’ll bet most people who knew that fuck-up are actually relieved that he’s finally dead, even if they probably won’t say such a thing out loud.

I love it when ‘news’ get physical.

the transformation is complete

http://i.imgur.com/qyDfjHl.png

https://twitter.com/TimLemkeTweets/status/726787469446885376

Seth KKKillian working on putting SKKKorpion in his new whatever that company game is.

Man everybody is sensitive as fuck in that room.

(It’s Philadelphia. I’m pretty sure they’re actually fine with that title, just like Boston would be. “City of Brotherly Love” my ass.)

yawns after unnecessarily getting more than 5 hours of sleep as is unfortunately the norm for him

I’m still trying to decide whether I should go to museum today, in part because I’m pretty sure one of the new exhibits is dedicated to the history of marijuana and as much as I like the history of most things, I don’t really care about that.

“Would’ve” is still a bit too forgiving since it still implies he has more integrity than he actually has in either his professional–ha–or personal life. He’s probably easily the worst “reporter” over at CNN, which is saying a lot since relatively few of the big name reporters in general have much integrity; the only person who was maybe worse than him was Piers Morgan’s insufferable arse.

Outside of Anderson Cooper, Christaine Amanpour, and Fareed Zakaria (a.k.a. Indian Dracula), I wouldn’t say that I can say anything favorable of any of “reporters” that on any of the 24/7 “news” networks that headline a “news” show and I’ll admit that I’m at least somewhat biased towards Amanpour because I find her (voice) attractive.