SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

jimmy1200 · April 25, 2016, 10:02pm

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

Nigga, aint no one scared of you and the hipster latin kings roaming around nyc with a stupid white bitch, whose likely spreading herpes around the city.

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k

SAY K AGAIN. SAY K AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I TRIPLE DARE YOU. Dont use the letter k at all for the rest of the day.

http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/BlogPics/Aug2008/mac_slap.gif

Fuck you.

Rick_Ross · April 25, 2016, 10:03pm

K is synonymous with Raz0r.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/5/5f/Cookiek.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060601195826

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Raz1st.

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 10:04pm

That’s all you got? I thought you had more in you.

odin · April 25, 2016, 10:08pm

Any pics of the Colgate-dick pounding slut?

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 10:08pm

I have plenty. I’m posting absolutely zero of them.

jimmy1200 · April 25, 2016, 10:09pm

Jion_Wansu · April 25, 2016, 10:59pm

pedoviejo:

crotchpuncha:

What school do you go to so I know to avoid the fuck out it.

some california school. all of them are like this now
its part of some initiative that was made the year I transferred where students are told that they need to be on the lookout for rape or just babysit people around them to make sure their stupid decisions don’t lead to stupid prizes.

Pertho:

pedoviejo:

**school told me I need to refresh on my anti rape education course to keep my rape tendencies at bay. ** Otherwise they will put a hold on my classes and omit my seat for said classes.

Fuck you

What?

…What?

http://one-org.s3.amazonaws.com/us/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/What-Excuse-me-Say-what-GIF.gif

When I transfered, everybody had to watch this video on anti rape prevention. That video also had “strategies” and tips aimed at men to prevent them from being potential rapists when they go out drinking. And then later that year i had to take a anti-rape online course which outlined that every dude is a potential rapist and they don’t even know it.

Manx:

What did you do, Pedo?

be a man apperantly.

school:

all continuing students are required to participate in an online sexual misconduct prevention program

its a continuation of the anti rape course from about a year ago. Now instead of being a potential rapist without knowing it, now I’m somebody that should be on the look out for potential rape and other types of abuse.

I also most likely failed the course with the openeing survey they had me take because it amounted to,

I don’t care and indifferent in preventing any of this nor am I going to be on the lookout for it, and the only action you can expect from me is when I personally see instances of actual abuse.

Gravity:

pedoviejo:

school told me I need to refresh on my anti rape education course to keep my rape tendencies at bay. Otherwise they will put a hold on my classes and omit my seat for said classes.

Fuck you

Hilarious

What exactly did you say… or do …that requires an anti-rape refresher course?

I’ve never heard of a school putting someone on hold for “rape tendencies” lmao

THey didn’t say explicitly this time, but it goes back to the course I had to take some time ago in which it said that I and other men are potential rapists

school:

A registration hold may be placed on your student account if you do not yet complete the required training by April 29

I know they will put a hold on my account as well as they’ve been pushing this shit hard on everybody.

So wait… Female students don’t have to go to these classes? If not then get paid by suing the shit out of them!!!

odin · April 25, 2016, 11:04pm

This is some kind of LoL shiit.

Off to the Dota reddit to read complaints…

Negaduck · April 25, 2016, 11:06pm

So it’s an orbital scan

Jion_Wansu · April 25, 2016, 11:10pm

Javid:

So do you guys remember this girl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZImOR-nNips

Well looks like the SJW did it again:

The Miami doctor whose verbal and physical attacks on an Uber driver in a viral video thrust her into the national spotlight will be terminated by Jackson Health System, a hospital spokeswoman said in a statement Friday.

Anjali Ramkissoon, 30, who struck and cursed out the Uber driver in a video that was posted in January, was initially placed on administrative leave and “removed from all clinical duties.”

“Jackson Health System is moving forward with the termination of Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon, a resident doctor. She is entitled to an appeal process,” the official statement reads.

The cellphone video of the fourth-year neurology resident striking and screaming profanities at the Uber driver in the Brickell area received hundreds of thousands of views. In the clip Ramkissoon, wearing shorts and an orange shirt, and the driver argue as he refuses to give her a ride. He was there to pick up another passenger.
She then climbs into the car and throws some papers, scissors and other items out of the car.

Ramkissoon, 30, made an appearance on Good Morning America after the video caught fire and said she didn’t recognize the woman in that video who told the driver “get the f— into the car, you disgusting piece of s—.”

“There is absolutely no excuse for my actions,” Ramkissoon told GMA host George Stephanopoulos. “I am so sorry. I have hurt so many people with this. My family, my friends, my job, the Uber driver. Nobody deserves to be treated that way. That’s not me.”

In the interview she said she had a rough day before the video was filmed as she had just broken up with a long-term boyfriend and her father was hospitalized. She apologized and thanked the driver for not pressing charges.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/downtown-miami/article73411022.html

I guess one little mistake can ruin or set you back for a very long time. I think a name change and moving somewhere far away is in her future…

Is that RockBogart?

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 11:13pm

Rock would’ve taken the abuse and driven the woman home that night. Probably would’ve tucked her into her grave, too.

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 11:23pm

Can someone tell me what the hell happened to Lil’ Kim? When did she become white?

Phantom_Angel · April 25, 2016, 11:24pm

Bitch has been an alien for YEARS. Not even gonna question this.

odin · April 25, 2016, 11:24pm

I’m surprised you didn’t say “She achieved max RockBogartness.”

ThePurpleBunny · April 25, 2016, 11:24pm

I’m guessing when someone selected her with FK.

Dangerous_J · April 25, 2016, 11:26pm

Aliens kidnapped Sosa and her?

Damn. I guess earths greatest vampire can save them…

Behold,Little Wayne!!!

po_pimpus · April 25, 2016, 11:26pm

That’s some white girl cosplaying as Lil’ Kim, right?

Right?

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 11:31pm

I don’t understand how she looks like that now when her OG color was:

Phantom_Angel · April 25, 2016, 11:32pm

Make up and bleaching.

Slurmz · April 25, 2016, 11:40pm

That’s not even her OG colour.