SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:36pm

I didn’t make the comments, she did. I guess he could’ve but who is going to say that to a hot as fuck woman?

I forgot that earlier in the day we were in a Lyft car with some pretty young Hispanic dude. We were talking the entire ride over about how we’re going to score some blow to enjoy the museum more and if we should make a pit stop for whiskey. This was at 1:15 p.m. and we had already done a line each and a couple of pills.

When we got out that dude fought HARD to keep a straight face. I know he wanted to participate and/or laugh but he looked like he was worried we were cops. :lol:

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:38pm

Art has been doing a lot of them himself lately. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

pedoviejo · April 25, 2016, 9:39pm

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Damn

Sucks for him because he could retort and risk a sexual harassment complaint.

Ive kicked bitches out in the middle traffic during a storm because they kept playing with the window

https://media3.giphy.com/media/luRelYnoNcmC4/200w.gif

I didn’t make the comments, she did. I guess he could’ve but who is going to say that to a hot as fuck woman?

I forgot that earlier in the day we were in a Lyft car with some pretty young Hispanic dude. We were talking the entire ride over about how we’re going to score some blow to enjoy the museum more and if we should make a pit stop for whiskey. This was at 1:15 p.m. and we had already done a line each and a couple of pills.

When we got out that dude fought HARD to keep a straight face. I know he wanted to participate and/or laugh but he looked like he was worried we were cops. :lol:

is this the type of conviction and self respect you have for yourself?

jimmy1200 · April 25, 2016, 9:40pm

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:40pm

If he just outright went out with an attack, it would’ve been terrible for everyone involved. He could’ve just said something witty back or some shit, but he didn’t and got teased for it.

Related, that woman is batshit crazy.

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:43pm

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

mIRC · April 25, 2016, 9:44pm

If her name starts with a K, she’s much more likely to be kwazy.

odin · April 25, 2016, 9:45pm

Raz0r giving us his Kim K stories.

jimmy1200 · April 25, 2016, 9:47pm

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

Nigga, aint no one scared of you and the hipster latin kings roaming around nyc with a stupid white bitch, whose likely spreading herpes around the city.

Dj_Hyper_Kid · April 25, 2016, 9:48pm

So I just got booked to play one of the biggest nights in Chicago next month. I played there once before almost a year ago, and I didn’t do too good. I’ve been prepping for if I got another chance to DJ there to play the best set of my life.

Got tons of heat I’ve been sitting on that I plan on playing. Nigga bout to put on a clinic for these dudes. Time to boss up.

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:48pm

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

Nigga, aint no one scared of you and the hipster latin kings roaming around nyc with a stupid white bitch, whose likely spreading herpes around the city.

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/40-year-old-virgin-4-1439899610.gif

k

Rick_Ross · April 25, 2016, 9:53pm

He probably likes mayo on the tip of his corndogs too.

jimmy1200 · April 25, 2016, 9:53pm

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

Nigga, aint no one scared of you and the hipster latin kings roaming around nyc with a stupid white bitch, whose likely spreading herpes around the city.

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/40-year-old-virgin-4-1439899610.gif

k

SAY K AGAIN. SAY K AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I TRIPLE DARE YOU. Dont use the letter k at all for the rest of the day.

Xvideos · April 25, 2016, 9:55pm

Flashback to 3 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/jtorPtV.png

lol can you imagine if a western dev responded to the tweet the same way he did? Internet sjws would have gotten his ass canned so fast even if he’s in the right.

Dj_Hyper_Kid · April 25, 2016, 9:55pm

Just because a chick is hot don’t mean she above gettin sonned. This bangin chick at my old job would always talk to me, and got mad because I gave her my honest opinion (which she asked for). But for some reason, when some niggas get around hot women, they just turn retarded.

SNAAAAKE · April 25, 2016, 9:55pm

got stomped by google-cops :wasted: gotta find new ways for them eZ cash-money. or tweek all my setups. time to get to work nigga…ain’t noffin fray in this world…

except sf4 players tryna play any other pre-sf4 fighting games

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:56pm

He could’ve, and I would’ve laughed it off, but it wouldn’t have been worth the hassle. I think he knew that since our trip was so short to get into a long argument over. Later in the night she did have to get called on her shit by me and one other person, but that was separate from this specific incident and didn’t think it merited bringing up.

Pertho · April 25, 2016, 9:58pm

Gotta run it back with the wife’s gyno. Apparently 5 weeks is too early to get a good look at our future child.

crotchpuncha · April 25, 2016, 9:58pm

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

Nigga, aint no one scared of you and the hipster latin kings roaming around nyc with a stupid white bitch, whose likely spreading herpes around the city.

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/40-year-old-virgin-4-1439899610.gif

k

SAY K AGAIN. SAY K AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I TRIPLE DARE YOU. Dont use the letter k at all for the rest of the day.

http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/BlogPics/Aug2008/mac_slap.gif

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/5/5f/Cookiek.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060601195826

Raz0r · April 25, 2016, 9:59pm

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

jimmy1200:

Raz0r:

RockBogart:

Raz0r:

They should just not let drivers rate customers. It’s a dumb system to begin with. It makes sense to rate drivers who are offering the service but it’s stupid to let the service providers judge the users.

You wouldn’t feel this way if you weren’t a piece of shit

Speaking of, I was taking an Uber a few blocks when I was hanging out in Greenpoint this weekend with some friends. In one car was me, another friend, and this broad K. K has been flirting with me for years asking me to bang her but I never did, even though she’s smoking hot. During the trip my other friend asks me why I won’t, you know besides having a gf.

[details=Spoiler]
Me: You heard about the size of the dick she was banging up to just a week ago, right?

K: It was the size of a tube of toothpaste.

Me: (to driver) You believe that shit, man?

Driver: laughs uncomfortably

K: (to driver) You look like you have a dick about that size. What do you do for fun?

Driver: Live a clean life.

K: Oh you’re one of those guys from the middle of nowhere. Probably have a small dick.

I felt bad for the driver, but I still didn’t tip him. :smokin: [/details]

Smack yourself for hanging out with a shitty human like that. He shouldve stopped the car and beat both your asses. You just on principle cause your bitch is running wild.

He really didn’t want to do that seeing as we were 10 people deep. We had two other cars of people.

Nigga, aint no one scared of you and the hipster latin kings roaming around nyc with a stupid white bitch, whose likely spreading herpes around the city.

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/40-year-old-virgin-4-1439899610.gif

k

SAY K AGAIN. SAY K AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I TRIPLE DARE YOU. Dont use the letter k at all for the rest of the day.

http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/BlogPics/Aug2008/mac_slap.gif

Fuck you.