SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Sounds like every native I’ve ever seen.

How many of your women willing to go to Fist City over you?

You guys are missing the real gem.

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HOLD UP

BILL BURRS WIFE IS BLACK!!!??? SINCE WHEN? LOL. How the fuck did i not know this.

He’s been dating her for like 15 years…

Puta, Ramón. Olvidaste las l’s

Bruh how could you not know? He been dating her for a long time, I mean just think about his jokes man, think about the shit that he goes through…oh shit my bad jimmy you never been with a black woman so that shit probably don’t make any sense to you. Your wife probably sits in the broom closet in between cleaning/cooking sessions and the odd times she meekly squeeks out that she needs to use the toilet before you hand her the bucket. Blackest thing you ever dated was the ring around her eyes after ya’lls first and last argument.

Did you get there by looking for his bit about white people not knowing about lotion? Because that bit is hilarious. My black friend was talking about getting a gun and I thought about being like, “Just make sure you register it!”

Also, yeah… Nia is black.

Fucking.
Amazing.

It’s like asking why rockb types shit out like a white bitch when you know that 99% of the people he is around are white and bitchy…old easily influenced ass nigga…he got that dining room wall paper personality that happens to be filled with babies flinging spaghetti o’s

this page…

wtf is wrong with you guys

Kendo Update:
So I’ve more or less been training so much that Kendo is basically my part time job. Currently going 4 x a week for 3.5 hour sessions per time. I’m likely going to be entering my first major tournament at the start of July. Going to have to ramp up my training even more. Will keep you guys updated and maybe have some videos :smiley:

Return of the Wigsplitter

Nice.
I recently got rid of my kendo sticks. Might still have some books laying around actually.
I wish I had the opportunity to have pursued it. There’s nowhere near me that offers any formal training.

I just thought he randomly got progressive, and smarter. lool

Nah, i was listening to his podcast, and i was like who is this nia that hes ragging on about being a mean waiter. I figured it was a fellow comic. Googled a bit, and oh wow. Ive been following bill for 8 years, seen every standup, every moment on conan, all his joe rogan appearances, ect…, and i either wasnt paying or attention, or completely missed he was married to a black woman.

HAHAHA.

Bro! Send me that shit. Im breaking Shinai like once every month . Its getting expensive.
And that sucks about the lack of schools. Its not as popular here in North America so its hard to find good places. I’m lucky to have the Canadian Japanese Cultural Centre quite close to me which is basically the mecca of Kendo here in Canada.

that sf5 etiquette thread made me legit laugh out loud

never hit the opponent when stunned lmao

Bill Burr has had like 5 jokes specifically mentioning his girlfriend being black. Like the meeting with his grandmother, or the white people lotion joke.

Wut? Link me, cracka.

Hmm.

I might have a 38" somewhere still. I’ll check later or this weekend. If I have it, it’s in storage. I’ll let you know.