I went to the doc and glanced through my file and under race was “non-hispanic”. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Means you’re not hispanic.
Just noticed I got drawings on me from last night.
I like how on that rubric being atheist qualifies you as non-privileged .
Dude wtf I’ve seen the guy that got arrested irl before.
Yea, we’re down there with Muslims.
I’m going to be straight with you all about mayo and something I learned in Osaka…
You take some soba noodles, grill them (Yakisoba) with tamari and scallions. Wrap the motherfucker in a scrambled egg. Put Japanese mayo on top.
Amazing.
My wife was like, “umm no” and now she loves that.
A friend of mine who HATES mayo loves this shit.
I don’t know what it is… but I have a bottle of Kewpie specifically for this purpose.
And best news title ever.
The Plan to Make California Wet By Spreading Beavers Up and Down the State
You don’t have to look far to find news of car accidents and deaths caused by drivers who were texting behind the wheel. But how can you be sure that distracted messaging is to blame? Two New York state lawmakers have introduced legislation that would allow police to use technology that is being referred to as a breathalyzer for texting.
If passed, the law would require drivers involved in a crash to submit their phone to roadside testing via a so-called “Textalyzer.” Details are scant, but the technology involved is under development at Israeli mobile forensics firm Cellebrite (yes, the same company thought to have helped the FBI unlock the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone).
Whatever Cellebrite develops, it will only tell police if the phone was in use prior to an accident; it won’t give them access to personal details, the company says. “Respecting drivers’ personal privacy [is] important, and we are taking meticulous steps to not violate those rights,” says Ben Lieberman, co-founder of Distracted Operators Risk Casualties (DORCs).
This, coupled with the “LEMME GET DAT!” in your sig…
I don’t even know what to make of you anymore…
Bruh. She wanted to draw on me, and I drew on her. Fun night.
“Fuck carrots.”
Finally a sign for the man who wants to keep out crucades, RockB and raz0r.
That’s what you get for spending the night with children.
Disgusting.
Why do white people have the absolute worst skin? Shit is oily and pock-marked to shit. I’m talking about American and UK white people. Every other kind of white usually looks fine.
They don’t know about lotion.