Sheeeeit, I just want the billions from inventing and perfecting something before the person who was destined to do it in the normal timeline. With time travel, I’d invent facebook before Zuckerberg…either that or Google, or Youtube, etc. Then… I could’ve easily just purchased only the finest bitches around… like that Katherine Heigl clone (*note–she actually looked better than the real Ms. Heigl, so she was like an improved version.) I saw earlier today that had the super-short loose, booty-cheek-showing shorts on. With billions, there’s no longer any real barriers to having a good time doing whatever and whoever the hell you want in life. I could BUY and SELL these shithead broads 10x over. Yeah, bitchesssssss…deal wit it.
…teachable moment right there, folks… in the game of life, one must always tilt the odds in their favor as much as possible. WHY play “fair” and leave things up to chance? Lady Luck/Life is nothing more than a goddamn c*nt that will fuck you over as hard as possible any time she gets. When you have acquired absolute control and power over most things…that’s when you can win all day long for the rest of your life. Money/Wealth is the great equalizer when you have enough of it. Indecent Proposals ALL DAY.
Right. The thing to do is X-Copy Marty McFly’s plan. Just either go forward and buy a sports almanac and then go back to your time, or bring a current day one with you to the past, gamble, open an bank account, store dat shit then travel back home and you’ll have all that accrued money.
Yeah, there’s also the plan of making bets in the past that most people would’ve laughed at… like betting against Tyson that first time he lost back in the day, and whatever other “upsets” and “miraculous comebacks” have happened in championship games…then on top of that there’s the lotteries… one could simply play the winning numbers with future knowledge of what they are.
Old famous sexpots—it would be interesting to go back to ravage the legends like Prime Sophia Loren, Audrey Hepburn, Prime Jaclyn Smith (* the hottest Charlie’s Angel, imo…also the modern version is STILL hittable oh yes), Prime Dawn Wells, Lynda Carter, the list goes on and on.
You mean…you just get to play it? I don’t have to reserve something…or buy something tangentially related…or otherwise jump through hoops…I just download it?
I don’t even know how you can still use those musics on youtube because your audio gets disabled the moment you put in copyright music in the background.
That’s why I had to go hunt for shitty royalty free musics.
