On one hand, it’s likely she got murdered by the people responsible for the lead pipes.
On the other hand, it’s Flint, one of the most dangerous cities in America.
If I had access to a time machine, I would go back in time to 1994 and create the best fucking console video game ever… for the Phillips CD-i. I don’t care how much money it would cost. I have a god damned time machine, so fuck you. Yes that’s right, bookie. I said ‘Red Sox win the World Series and then the White Soxa year later’ Boom! Millionaire. Annnnnd… my CD-i game which would make Final Fantasy 7 look like ET on the Atari. Full CGI-cutscenes via unobtainable computer hardware that can render them in a fraction of the time it takes 90’s era Square. I would also package the game with a superior controller so the shitty “remote control” style controller the console shipped with wouldn’t be a hindrance. I would use my money to bribe Hironobu Sakaguchi and Nobuo Uematsu away from Square to create the story and music.
This would alter the course of gaming and fuck up things to the point where gaming as you know it would be non-existent. Nintendo would still exist, but probably not Sony’s Playstation. Microsoft wouldn’t even have thought about entering the market. No Halo. No Playstation hits. Just shitty cartoon button-timed event games, because that’s what I would go back to making as soon as the hype over my first game dies down and all the competition have gone out of business.
That’s what you would have. Thanks to my shitty time machine trolling.
LOL this is her highest achievement in life! For looking like a liar whose deformed face is so terrifying that priests even once tried to exorcise him for demonic possession at his rally.
Started watching daredevil, it’s pretty ok so far. Started playing Shadow Warrior 1 and enjoyed it too. A lot of cool things have been happening recently. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
