SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

Nigga…nigga? nigga! NIGGA?! You can’t be serious. Taco Bell is the soylent green of modern times: it taste like something not entirely ass but you don’t want to find out its made of. You’re in Colorado, there should be at least a couple of decent mexican joints.

Taco bell is great for when you want Diarrhea

It’s very depressing. I saw pics of me pre-Evo and felt like a boss. Not so much now :sad:

Oh yeah, there are plenty of excellent places for Mexican food. However, for that cheap, quick fix, gimmie the bell.

I honestly cannot recall a time where I ate Taco Bell and had to shit. That place has never been a problem for my gut.

I would rather listen to the death rattle of my first born than ever eat taco bell again. I live in San Diego, and if you are eating Taco Bell in San Diego, you should be shot.

I always poop after eating Taco Bell too. McDonalds as well. If I ever feel backed up I just gotta drink some beer and have some McD’s/BK/Taco Bell and away my butt goes.

Now I am about to go back to the comic store to get a Zombie because Rick and Michonne just don’t look right without a zombie hanging beside them.

Don’t worry FallinEdge, I am fat now too. Don’t give up on being cool like me though. I am just trying to become new Mac.

Hamburger makes me crap right after, inavariably. Taco Bell does, too, for some reason. And I LOVE it. Taco Bell, I mean.

You’re white in Massachussets. You have a pass. If you ever make it pass east Texas though, you better not get caught in a Taco Bell.

Lol. I get a Super Pass, just north of MA in New Hampshire. I’ve never seen a real Mexican, let alone tried real Mexican food.

I have to poop right after every meal, but I suspect that’s because I’m missing an organ.

Also, I love Taco Bell. Any time I go there, my only regret is that I have but one stomach to fill. Here’s something that will blow your mind:

Taco Bell in Canada has fries.

You’re canadian. :shake:

The thing about Taco Bell is that its like MTV: At first when you’re young, its the coolest channel ever, but when you grow up, you realize its shit. Now, if you are watching MTV after growing up, shame on you. If you’re eating at Taco Bell for the enjoyment of it rather than there’s nothing open and something needs to go in your belly, triple shame that shit.

I’m liking that flatbread chicken whatever Taco Bell has. Delicious and cheap too. Not worth crap though. I too have been slacking on my workouts. My body feels soft and I hate that feeling. This is my day off and I haven’t done a damn thing productive at all. Haven’t done a serious ab workout in a month.

In a two mile radius of my house, there are 7-8 taco shops. That’s 7-8 places to get a California burrito. That’s win on an epic level, especially for drinking. The best carne asada fries I’ve ever had is at a taco shop less than a quarter mile form my front door.

Our taco bell is dangerous. Its a 30 minute drive away from the city which means if you go, you gotta time your shit to the minute.

lol at you fuckers and your weak stomaches. i devour taco bell like a boss and have no probs.

Screw dat. I’ll eat at Taco bell, walking down the street with taco in hand, dodging gunfire, and I’ll STILL see every decent girl ass in sight.

LMFAO!!! Aw snap @ Dickless Crisis. Starfire could get it though. Don’t hate.

-Starhammer-

You eat a quadruple bypass and pretend that its not going to affect you. The folly of man is not thinking they are gods, but that their stomachs can absorb absurds amounts of punishment without repercussion.

im in the same boat, although i dont eat taco bell often when i do it hardly fucks up my stomach. Now BK or McD’s will destroy me for unknown reasons…

You have sickle cell so it doesn’t matter.

BLACK JOKES.

I got my zombie, I picked the one with only one shoe. My toy buying adventure is over. Hurray.

i dont eat mcdonalds anymore…their old chicken nugget formula did sumtin bad to my stomache.

Taco Bell in the states has no fries?

I love my fries supreme.