SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

General Discussion
501

my friend is staying over here because he moved out of the house he was leasing to get an apartment. it wouldn’t be ready until today so he has been staying here for the past 2 weeks. we know he’s down on his luck so my mom and i are trying to help him out.

we cook food for him everyday so he doesn’t have to spend money. he’s buying food at work (he works at a restaurant) and keeps coming in with fast food or stuff from the gas station every night. he’s buying weed and getting high in his car every night. he’s going on dates with some married chick.

he brought his pitbull over here after i told him not to. it broke my mom’s door and tore shit up in the backyard. today we found out that when it got cold last night he took our nice blankets COMPLETELY UNUSED BY HUMANS and put them on the floor of our garage where he moved the dog without telling anybody and let him sleep on them. good thing he’s supposed to be moving into his apartment tonight, right? he told me today he doesn’t have enough money to move in. he only paid for the security deposit. i have no idea how long he’s going to stay. dude turns 31 on Sunday.

if you guys remember the story of my friend’s mom (different friend) burning their house down and going to prison, here is a slightly unrelated addendum. this week the guy that came over to our house to interview us about the fire just got sent to jail.

http://myarklamiss.com/fulltext/?nxd_id=111477

full retard.

fucking oron owns every (porn) sharing forum on the net :mad: this is ridiculous. be happy all you boring dorks only like BangBros and other torrentable bullshit. even with jdownloader i have to sometimes wait 24 HOURS to be allowed to download stuff.

Leg Analysis: Pippa Middleton

Spoiler

now i’ve never seen her in motion, but it’s safe to say she was built by a robot. beyond her perfect calf shape, her feet point forward perfectly when they touch the ground in relation to her path. every time. i have over 1k pics. every fucking time. not like her sister whose legs point outward unless she’s standing still.

look at this shit. you think she was trained to walk like that? i have no idea, but it’s awesome.

http://i27.lulzimg.com/d64dae4634.jpg

http://i27.lulzimg.com/dcc2265e44.jpg

http://i27.lulzimg.com/0b55900897.jpg

http://i27.lulzimg.com/16c24976e3.jpg

EDIT:

come on, yo. you know that dude is straight garbage.

502

Thanks SA. I knew ya wouldn’t let me down. :tup:

-Starhammer-

503

Like…seriously? One foot pointed directly ahead like that every time?

504

Some nigga’s need to do less focusing on cankles and pay more attention to the bum ass nigga that is catching a free ride of his momma. You know that nigga ain’t EVER gonna have the rent money. Best thing to do right now is have him pay ya’ll something since you know he is staying for the month. With his spending money like water cause he got zero responsibities looking ass. Gonna end up with ya’ll having to deal with all his selfish drama anyway and next thing you know ya’ll gonna not have a place to stay. MARK MY WORDS GET RID OF THAT SCUMBAG ASAP.

505

Yo this calf fetish is pissing me off…

Die slow nigga, die slow…

506

I get the vibe that you’re just starting to get weary of it.

You ought to be a junior high school teacher.

You really, really ought to be.

507

Yeah, VF5 is my favorite fighting game of all time. It is almost perfect to me.

508

^@CLU TheDamned is a prude but he’s a way cooler prude than you are… at least I get a interesting text wall to read from him…

Pippa’s booty doesn’t exist like the city of Atlantis…

EDIT: VF5 would be cool if the US could get the FUCKING NEWEST REVISION:mad:

I was fine with this like LAST YEAR and A HALF AGO:smokin:

509

Booty is overrated. I’m on Shaft’s side. Give me large biceps on a woman. That’s where it’s at.

510

You mean give you well-shaped and defined brachialis.

Get on Shaft’s level, TPB. :smokin:

511

These people that invented loud sounds/music internet ads that pop up out of nowhere…I seriously would enjoy seeing these people get beat down for several hours at a time.

512

What if they were created by some of those hot chicks you always see majoring in Marketing?

513

How in the nine hells am ***I ***a prude?

Me, the dude who hooks up with random extremely hot (re: not akin to Sovi3t’s conquest captured in Boel’s classic ava)19 year old goth-loli gamer chicks?

Off the interwebs no less?

Prude… Taurus, please.

fyi

My comment was just sayin’ that you have the patience of a saint, m’man - one love. :rofl:

514

It would still satisfy me…but yes, I automatically assumed it was some annoying guy that was probably a computer science major or some other random “tech-geeks”.

On a depressing note… it’s pitiful that at this point… nearly every upskirt/voyeur picture I see out there on the net…chances are good that it’s already been saved to my collection a long time ago, or I’ve at least seen it before. Yeah, this includes upskirts and/or “nip-slips” on most celebrities as well. Come on, internet, make with the new material…come on, chop chop.

515

Points should be deducted for someone actually saying that they enjoy The Damned’s pedantic ramblings.

516

I’ll pay whatever for FS when it comes out. JS.

517

How is China?

Get on AIM sometime.

518

I’m on AIM.

519

Hit me up, then - I’ll log on.

520

even when running.
even when knocked off balance.

that’s how i feel in a way, but he’s not a bad guy, he just consistently makes the wrong choice. he’s a bit like Ziggy from The Wire.

i’m not hyping her booty. it’s just ok to me. her hips are really narrow and her face looks 10 years older than it should. legs are amazing though, hater.

:rofl: i loved that movie.

and you know you’re looking at girls’ legs now. it’s impossible not to after all this propaganda