SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

Nickelback is Canadian white trash Metallica

I’m not extremely fond of Metallica.

But those are fighting words.

Metallica is American white trash Metallica.

Don’t ever talk shit to white people about their Metallica. They don’t mess around son.

Metallica died in 97. Twas a sad day when the imposters appeared again.

Metallica fans aren’t white people. They’re near Juggalo level. Neither group is accepted.

Exactly.

But at least Metallica fans have the excuse of their being stuck in the 80’s.

What the fuck is Nickleback fans and Juggalos’ excuse?

Being stuck in the 80’s I.Q.-wise?

NOTHING is on Juggalo level.

Oh and fuck GRRM. I’m tired of all you cock suckers turning that series into Harry Potter for adults. I’ll be happy when most of you go back to not reading shit anymore. I don’t exactly hate Harry Potter or the GoT series. But every time a book gets popular and I have to put up with a bunch of people who don’t read mentally ejaculating at having literature in their minds, I want to go around donkey punching people with brass boxing gloves.

If you’ll excuse me, I have some more starcraft to play.

Pretty much what shotto said. Black album stays on top IMO. R.I.P. Metallica…

-Starhammer-

I read a lot.

Martin is my current favorite playa-to-hate.

But I know what you mean. When Feast came out, it had been hyped up so much by the goddamned media, that, on the day of release, I literally (oh, the irony) saw droves of middle-aged, glazed-eyed, blue-collar fuckwits gathered around the display, their grubby inelegant mitts pawing over the fine red book sleeves, effortfully trying to absorb the caption inscribed there.

No I’m not being facetious in the slightest, and am agreeing with you.

Martin is probably the best fantasy author. Has more range and skill than anyone else I can think of in the genre.

…not that the bar is set too high.

Stupid people confuse me.

Don’t overthink it.

Wise advice.

I’m trying to stop liking what you don’t like. I’m trying really hard.

For you Pokefags out there: http://ds.ign.com/articles/121/1210117p1.html?

While you’re in the mood for apologizing for Canadian musical abortions, you should be very sorry for unleashing Justin Bieber to the world. :nono:

EDIT:

Old news bro. :coffee:

Oddly enough, I don’t feel as bad for Bieber as I do Nickelback and Celine Dion.

ayo who’s the hardest black dude (no homo) in music right now? i vote this dude.

EDIT: also shut up, Damned. MM and Ducky can both drown in the pools of banality they have reaped. hmmm… probably can’t drown in agriculture, but you get my meaning.

you better :mad:

You should have your mod powers revoked!